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⏱️ 03m 11s · 🗣️ Interviewer, Guest · 1 Q&A pairs · 33 speaker turns
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#1 · Interviewer ⏱️ 138.0s → Guest ⏱️ 142.0s ⏳ Unreviewed
❓ Hey. Oh, can you do me a favor?
💬 Two, one, two, to be.
Opinion / Hot Take
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[0.0s] SPEAKER_01: All right, so our lightning round is very, very special, okay? It's called, He's Perfect in Every Way, okay? So, in this one, you have to think about your perfect guy. This guy has, there's nothing in the world wrong with him. Everyone in your family love him the way exactly amount you want them to love him. All your girls like him the right amount. He does everything right, the money right, the sex is right. Or you guys, maybe you don't want to have sex with a guy. You just already feel it, you already know where it's gonna be. This is like your forever dude, all right? But, there's one thing wrong, would you still marry him? All right? So all you gotta do is say yes or no. So, he's perfect in every way, but he is average. Like, when I say average, I mean, you walk into any room, half the dudes look better, in your opinion.
[50.6s] SPEAKER_00: Oh.
[52.9s] SPEAKER_01: Is it okay? Yeah, we good? All right, he's perfect in every way, but he cheats.
[57.8s] SPEAKER_00: No.
[58.6s] SPEAKER_01: Damn.
[59.3s] SPEAKER_00: He's not perfect in every way.
[60.8s] SPEAKER_01: I mean, he's perfect in every other way, just not that one. All right, he's perfect in every way, but he never makes you laugh.
[66.4s] SPEAKER_00: No.
[67.7s] SPEAKER_01: He's perfect in every way, but he has a female best friend.
[71.4s] SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
[72.4s] SPEAKER_01: All right, perfect in every way, but you think he's below average smart.
[79.9s] SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
[80.9s] SPEAKER_01: All right, he's perfect in every way, but he's 25 years older than you. You agree with that? All right, perfect in every way, but they cannot physically satisfy you.
[95.2s] SPEAKER_00: No.
[96.5s] SPEAKER_01: Damn. Everything good, but just... He can't hit that button. He was like, no, over.
[101.9s] SPEAKER_00: After a while, I can get bored, and I don't want to even think about cheating.
[106.8s] SPEAKER_01: Damn. Perfect in every way, but he doesn't go to the gym consistently.
[112.2s] SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I was so perfect in every way. Okay. I was perfect in every way.
[115.1s] SPEAKER_01: Perfect in every way, but he actively runs his own business.
[119.6s] SPEAKER_00: I was so perfect in every way, yeah.
[121.2s] SPEAKER_01: Perfect in every way, but he's been intimate with a girl that you know.
[125.7s] SPEAKER_00: You can drop me off right here, though.
[126.9s] SPEAKER_01: All right.
[129.3s] SPEAKER_00: No.
[132.3s] SPEAKER_01: Damn. Well, all right. Hey, girl, I appreciate you.
[136.8s] SPEAKER_00: Bye, y'all.
[138.0s] SPEAKER_01: Hey. Oh, can you do me a favor? Say two, one, two, to be real cute.
[142.0s] SPEAKER_00: Two, one, two, to be.
[143.7s] SPEAKER_01: Hey. Appreciate you. Thank you. What's free to you? I appreciate you.
[147.1s] SPEAKER_00: Have a good one.
[147.7s] SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, be easy. Oh, social media real quick.
[150.6s] SPEAKER_00: Trapper.k, t-r-a-p-b-a.k-o-y.
[152.9s] SPEAKER_01: All right, thank you. Real, real, real, real, real, real, real tall.