❓ Like, yeah, grocery stores exist, but how are you going to cook that? A lot of men aren't taught to cook. If all the men in the world disappeared, what would be the first problem that women ran into?
💬 Yeah, I can see that. The power has been out for four hours with no explanation.
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❓ And let me explain. A lot of men say they understand, like you understand what the trauma is, but not how it affects a woman. You know what I'm saying?
💬 know. I think I know what I'm trying to say. I think I know what you're trying to say. Let me ask for an example. This one, I wish I understood. I feel like when it comes to, you know,
❓ Sometimes you don't understand. It's not about what I'm wearing. I said, no, why are you going to come up to me aggressive?
💬 Last one. Name something that people pretend to like.
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[0.3s]SPEAKER_01:What's good everybody? It's your boy Uncle S. I'm in the car with my girl, my friend, my homie. Hold up, I'm gonna remember in a second. Maya. Yes. Boom, we in there. Y'all didn't see it. I had to put the hat on now. I remember. All right, so we got some qualified questions before we go to the survey. You ready for these qualifiers? I am. All right, let's do this. Are you a baddie? Yes. Wonderful. Are you a Christian? Yes. Are you single? Yes. Are you below the age of 35? Yes. Are you below the age of 25? Yes. All right, let's get to this. Are you from Atlanta? No. Where are you from? I'm from Philly. Philly. I knew it was up in that northeast corner. I just couldn't figure out where all that is. It's not New York though. All right, let's do this. You would have called me son by now. I'd call you brick outside of home. Maybe. Yes, you wanted to. All right, so name something a parent would say before whooping their child. Stop crying. I'm gonna give you something to cry about. Fox. Fill in the blank. You're in the barbershop or in the hair salon. You know, you're getting your hair did. The last thing you want to hear your hairdresser say is?
[57.8s]SPEAKER_00:Um, you ran out of bundles. It's like, I only got half my head done right now. You bought two and
[68.6s]SPEAKER_01:you needed three. That hurt. It was like, but a bundle costs a hundred dollars. You need to come with another hundred dollars. Name something you'd never want your kids to see on your social media. Videos of me drinking or smoking. You don't want kids making you drugs. That's all. Name the top reason you get married. Sorry, name the top reason that men get married. There's a lot I'll say. Oh, you said, Hey, I thought you said head. I was like,
[103.1s]SPEAKER_00:you know, I think I still think it might be like a lot of men get married for sex.
[108.8s]SPEAKER_01:All right. They'd be thinking what they did. I'm sorry. I can see that. Name something did he would ask you to bring to the party? Baby oil. Makes sense. Name the top best place to find a house. Church. Church. What's the parent would say to a bad child that a coach would also say
[135.9s]SPEAKER_00:to a player? Um, get your head in the game. Bags. What's the worst hood in Atlanta? I don't be over
[149.4s]SPEAKER_01:there. I just hear things. You hear things. You hear things. All right. What does the man have to do to get catered to you treatment? Pay all my bills. You said pay all the bills because then we could we'll be straight. Right. At a Waffle House fight breaks out. What do you do next?
[174.5s]SPEAKER_00:Leave. Get out of there. That's when the police show up. I don't like them. What's the worst Halloween costume? Probably a killer clown. Killer clown. I don't want to
[190.4s]SPEAKER_01:be chased by y'all. I get that. So Diddy, R. Kelly and Tyler Perry are going down or have gone down look bad for them. My question to you is who's next? I want to say Jay-Z, but I don't feel like
[210.7s]SPEAKER_00:it's going to be him. So I'm going to say Chris Brown. Damn, Chris. They're about to throw that
[218.3s]SPEAKER_01:man under the bus. It's coming. Tell me how many dates until a man should expect a young lady to
[224.1s]SPEAKER_00:cook for him? I'm gonna say at least four or five. Four or five. That's how many it takes till you know where I live. So, you know. Okay. That's fair enough. Fair enough. Name a difference
[242.6s]SPEAKER_01:between a husband and a boyfriend. The ring. You said the ring. Yes. That makes sense.
[250.1s]SPEAKER_00:Why do men need women? I feel like women are emotional caretakers. A lot of men don't aren't in tune with their emotions. And sometimes you just need a woman to help you, you know, get deeper into that. It shouldn't be a woman's job. But unfortunately, it is a lot of the time. Hmm. What is the number one thing a Karen does? Complain. Complain. Irritate the hell out of you. Why do women need lift? You know, sometimes boxes are really heavy to lift. And as a woman, I also don't want to change my own diet. Like I could. I just don't want to. It would be really lovely to call a man to do that. Name a difference between a wife and a girlfriend. I want to say kids, but I can't even say that. So, you know, I don't even know for real. All right. Let's see.
[315.9s]SPEAKER_01:Oh, if all the women in the world disappeared, what would be the first problem that men ran into?
[324.6s]SPEAKER_00:I feel like a lot of men aren't going to have food. Like, yeah, grocery stores exist, but how are you going to cook that? A lot of men aren't taught to cook. If all the men in the world disappeared, what would be the first problem that women ran into? You know, women want you, so you know.
[351.1s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah, I can see that. The power has been out for four hours with no explanation.
[358.4s]SPEAKER_00:What do you do next? You know, I feel like personally, I might take a nap. Maybe light a candle. If it's been out for four hours, there's not really much. Name something you wish men understood about women. I wish more men understood the complexity of women's trauma. And let me explain. A lot of men say they understand, like you understand what the trauma is, but not how it affects a woman. You know what I'm saying? Like they don't understand a lot of the emotional toll it can take on for certain things. So it just comes out weird. I don't
[404.2s]SPEAKER_01:know. I think I know what I'm trying to say. I think I know what you're trying to say. Let me ask for an example. This one, I wish I understood. I feel like when it comes to, you know,
[420.7s]SPEAKER_00:a lot of men don't understand what it's like to deal with men. You know what I'm saying? Because men, when they find you attractive and you're outside, you know, they be getting aggressive. And a lot of men don't understand that that can take an emotional toll. So some say you have, say you're a girl, you're outside, you know, with your friends, you know, you get catcalled with whatever. Tell your boyfriend, he mad at you. You know, you shouldn't have been outside. You know, you shouldn't have been wearing that. Sometimes you don't understand. It's not about what I'm wearing. I said, no, why are you going to come up to me aggressive? And sometimes men don't understand that, you know, we don't like this shit. This shit just happens.
[467.3s]SPEAKER_01:Last one. Name something that people pretend to like.
[474.1s]SPEAKER_00:God waves music. You said throw that whole nigger away. I'm done. I'm done. Why I thought you
[486.0s]SPEAKER_01:demanded here? You demanded this? Not yet. Not yet. She's like, I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. All right, y'all. This is going to be a part two to this video because this is my favorite ride of the day. I'm telling y'all. I'm telling y'all. All right. Oh, got any social media you
[499.7s]SPEAKER_00:want to shout out? Y'all can follow me on Instagram at Maya Damian. I don't think you
[508.8s]SPEAKER_01:I E N N E. Boom. Maya's with M Y A, right? Yes. Maya Damian. Boom. Boom. Can I get your help real quick? Yeah. Just say two, one, two, the beat as cute or as fun as possible. Two, one, two, the beat. One more time. Two, one, two, the beat. Hey, I appreciate you. I appreciate you. I'm going to take a nap. You know what I'm saying? So you just knock on that window. I'll be like, I know what's