❓ Now if all the men disappeared, what would be the first problem that women ran into?
💬 Stuff wouldn't get picked. It would be a broken city. It would just be like broken thing, broken
🤔 Absurd & Hypothetical💬 Social CommentaryOpinion / Hot Take
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[0.1s]SPEAKER_01:That's good everybody, it's Shabu Uncle Les. I'm in the car with my girl, my friend Ms. Teresa. Say what's up, Ms. Teresa. Hey, what's up everybody. Hey, all right y'all. Ms. Teresa has agreed to help us out with the survey. So, Ms. Teresa. Yes. You ready to get to it? I'm ready. Let's do this, let's do this, let's do this. You know how to ask like seven times. Yes. All right, let's do this. So, qualified questions beforehand. Okay. Are you under the age of 35? No. Are you single? Yes. Are you Christian? Yes. And are you a baddie? No. All right, let's do this. Name something a parent would say before whipping their child. I done told you. I done told you. Name something. Oh, you're inside the hair salon getting your hair done. The last thing you want to hear your hairstylist say is. Oops. Oops. Makes sense. Oh, name something you never want your kids to see on your social media page. What I don't want them to see. What you never want them to see. You're like, oh, I would hate for me to post that and then my kids see it. Oh, it would
[72.7s]SPEAKER_00:probably be accidental, but a nude picture. I don't take those though, but you know, for the sake of your survey.
[78.5s]SPEAKER_01:I understand that. I understand that. Nudes, that's a pretty good one. Name the top reason that men get married. Oh, top reason that men get married. Because they old. Damn, that's true. I'm getting thrilled for this. You ain't lying. Name something that Diddy would ask you to bring to the party. See, baby oil and I'm just being funny. No problem. No problem. Funny is good. Funny is good. Best place to find a spouse. Best? The grocery store. Grocery store. What's something a parent would say to a bad child that a coach would also say to a player? Go sit y'all. Y'all. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. What's the worst hood in Atlanta? From Atlanta, but I heard Bankhead is really bad. Bankhead is pretty bad. People in Bankhead, please, whatever you do, do not come after you for that. Like I did not. This is what I heard. This is what the streets are saying. Not me. I don't even, I ain't even been there. You ain't been there, right? Don't hold me. See, there we go. And I drove past there. There we go. We drove past there. Me too. I drove through there. You know what I'm saying? But I ain't
[148.8s]SPEAKER_00:never really been there. I never stopped. I hear the food is good. You know what I'm saying? You know, compliment them.
[155.1s]SPEAKER_01:Y'all leave us alone. Yes. All right. All right. All right. What does a man have to do to get catered to you type
[161.5s]SPEAKER_00:treatment? Reciprocation. Reciprocation. So you care. You put out what I put out. You find what I put out.
[169.2s]SPEAKER_01:Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. You got to both be giving love. Like I give love. You give love. Oh, you're not happy over there, little lady. I know. She got a baby in the back seat. She's stressed out. She's stressed out. Look, we don't, we don't let her give her a pass. It's harder for her than it is for me. Okay. I think a little way to get through here on the left. Nope. I got to make that turn.
[194.9s]SPEAKER_00:You can go straight though. Oh, right. Cause when I fit in, you can turn. You're right. Cause
[199.9s]SPEAKER_01:people are going to let me slide. It's okay, lady. I just think you don't want to look at me. She still ain't trying to look. She ain't trying to look over here. She mad. I'm like, look, I don't think you're having a bad day. I get it. I'm not mad at you. But being nice to people can turn stuff around though. You're right. I was going to try and smile at her. I'm like, Hey, it's okay. It's okay. Your life a little hard today. All right. What's next? What's next? Uh, oh, you at the waffle house and a fight breaks out. What do you do next? Leave. Leave. What's the worst Halloween costume?
[230.7s]SPEAKER_00:The more classic ones I had in the seventies that, you know, you put over your face. You just got to
[236.0s]SPEAKER_01:hold the breathe. I'm older than you think. You're the hole in the mask. You just breathe.
[242.2s]SPEAKER_00:A little hole in the mouth and maybe you got eyes if you didn't have to cut them out. I'm dead.
[246.9s]SPEAKER_01:I understand. I understand. Tell me how many dates until a man should expect a home cooked meal?
[256.9s]SPEAKER_00:I believe according. So he might have to maybe five, five dates. And then like,
[263.2s]SPEAKER_01:like a home cooked meal is coming. Okay. Okay. Okay. Name the difference between a husband
[269.4s]SPEAKER_00:and a boyfriend, a husband. I'm subservient to a boyfriend. I'll take it. Fair enough. Fair enough.
[279.3s]SPEAKER_01:Why do men need women? Okay. Okay. What is the number one thing that Karen does? Complain. Complain. That's right. Now let me slide. Uh huh. Yes, you will. We're gonna let me slide. Okay. Uh, name the biggest difference between a wife and a girlfriend. Biggest to me? Um,
[314.8s]SPEAKER_00:biggest difference is that the wife, I believe the wife has more responsibility than the
[321.9s]SPEAKER_01:husband. Okay. Okay. If all women in the world disappeared, what would be the first problem that
[328.8s]SPEAKER_00:men ran into? We wouldn't probably eat. We ain't eating. I don't know. That's fair. That's fair.
[341.0s]SPEAKER_01:Now if all the men disappeared, what would be the first problem that women ran into?
[347.5s]SPEAKER_00:Stuff wouldn't get picked. It would be a broken city. It would just be like broken thing, broken
[352.5s]SPEAKER_01:whatever. Cause I don't know how to fix things. Okay. The power has been out for four hours without any explanation. What do you do next? Because it's back on now? Four hours, no power. He said charge your phone, but there's no power. Oh, I was sleeping. She said we're going to sleep. She said we're going to sleep. I ain't even mad at you. Name something you wish men understood about women. We are not complex. She said you're not complex? Okay. Fill in the blank. I just broke up with my girl because her favorite team is blank. The Lakers. The Lakers. Damn. That's a lot of women. Are you a Celtics fan? Oh, but she's just like, I'm just anti-LeBron. There it is.
[407.6s]SPEAKER_00:Anti-Lakers. All right. I got you. I got you. Who's the greatest basketball player of all time? I know I'm going to get it. I know I'm going to get it. I know I'm going to get it, but I'm going
[419.0s]SPEAKER_01:to go ahead and say Allen Iverson. Are you from Philly? She's just like, yo, I like what I like. I know what it is. Come on. Breaking ankles. He did. He did change the whole game. I get that. I
[431.1s]SPEAKER_00:get that. So who's the best SEC football team? That's college. I rolled with the tie, but I'm going to go with the Colorado Buffalo. Okay. Okay. Okay. Wait, you watch football? Yes. All right.
[446.6s]SPEAKER_01:We got to end this one right there. Nate, I got to ask just one last question. Name something that people pretend to like. Facts. Facts. All right. Do you have any social media you want us to shout out or anything? No. Okay. Cool. Cool. We're going to go to the football one.