❓ Fill in the blank. You are in the barbershop chair, getting your hair cut. The last thing you want to hear your barber say is?
💬 Damn. Something like that. Anything where you think, fuck, what have they done, or how have they fucked up, especially if you're not facing the mirror. Like, if you're facing the mirror, you can kind of like, see a little bit more, and like, hope they've not fucked up too much, but yeah, if your head's down or away, then that's the fear.
❓ We gotta get out of here. All right. Where's the best place to find a spouse?
💬 I feel like it has to be, like, in a very, like, authentic place to yourself. Like, doing something you actually enjoy. I feel like more often than not, people meet people in, like, common places where they're doing things they enjoy. But I also feel like it's important to, like, get out of your comfort zone with things. But I feel like finding things in common with people is, like, one of the quickest and easiest ways to actually, like, grow, like, more solid connections and, like, more lasting, so.
❓ Absolutely. What's something a parent would say to a bad child that a coach would also say to a player?
💬 It is. I love these buildings around here, especially this one. Damn. I need to think about that one. That was a good one. I feel like I might instantly go to, like, so many cuss words and stuff like that. I don't know.
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❓ Okay, okay, okay. What does a man have to do to get catered to you type treatment?
💬 I feel like you have to, like, I don't think you can ask. I think you have to, like, make the other person want. And I feel like that's also, like, it's never, like, one-directional. So I feel like it's also, like, fulfilling somebody else's needs. Then you're more likely to get your needs fulfilled. But also at the same time, it's gonna sound funny to say, but, like, a closed mouth doesn't get fed. So I feel like a lot of times people are too, like, cautious and quiet to actually, like, ask for what they want or need from their, like, significant others and stuff as well.
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❓ I definitely agree with that. Oh, damn. What's wrong with me?
💬 I feel like everyone likes the result, but nobody really likes drinking it. That's a very general one. Yeah. I like that one a lot, actually. And I kind of can relate to that. I feel like I could use a different way to kind of, like, get that same feeling a lot of people. Okay.
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[0.3s]SPEAKER_01:What's good everybody? This is your boy Uncle Les. I'm in the car with my main man Jack. Say what's up Jack.
[4.6s]SPEAKER_00:What's up? How's everyone going?
[6.0s]SPEAKER_01:Here we go. Alright, in case you haven't noticed, my man Jack, he's got a little bit of a history around the world. So, this is going to be interesting to talk to my mans about this. So, I've got some qualified questions for you. You ready?
[15.7s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah, let's go.
[16.7s]SPEAKER_01:Alright, are you below the age of 35?
[18.8s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
[19.7s]SPEAKER_01:Wonderful. Are you below the age of 25?
[21.5s]SPEAKER_00:No.
[22.2s]SPEAKER_01:Alright. Are you Christian?
[26.3s]SPEAKER_00:Kind of, but most believe in that out of everything, is what I would say.
[29.2s]SPEAKER_01:Okay, okay. And Christian, age, damn. There's one more thing that I'm forgetting right now. There's one more thing. This is on the qualifier, man. It's bad.
[46.0s]SPEAKER_00:Bad. Wait, do you watch American football? Somewhat, somewhat. I wouldn't say yes.
[52.3s]SPEAKER_01:That's fine.
[53.0s]SPEAKER_00:But I've watched it before.
[54.4s]SPEAKER_01:Great. Are you single?
[57.1s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
[59.1s]SPEAKER_01:Alright, alright, alright. The date of this video is undisclosed.
[62.2s]SPEAKER_00:There we go.
[62.7s]SPEAKER_01:Perfect. Alright, so, name me something that a parent says before whipping their child.
[70.2s]SPEAKER_00:Probably the countdown.
[71.5s]SPEAKER_01:The countdown? Five?
[73.1s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah. Yeah, that's the warning. That's the pre-warning to any, and when you hit that one, it's not the parent's fault anymore, is it, at that point?
[81.8s]SPEAKER_01:Right, it's like, I'll give you time. Fill in the blank. You are in the barbershop chair, getting your hair cut. The last thing you want to hear your barber say is? Whoops. Whoops.
[93.1s]SPEAKER_00:Damn. Something like that. Anything where you think, fuck, what have they done, or how have they fucked up, especially if you're not facing the mirror. Like, if you're facing the mirror, you can kind of like, see a little bit more, and like, hope they've not fucked up too much, but yeah, if your head's down or away, then that's the fear.
[108.0s]SPEAKER_01:I'm sick of it. You're good. You're good, sister. Oh, you ain't from here. That's why you were scary like that, because y'all can't drive. It's not your fault. It's your people's fault.
[118.6s]SPEAKER_00:There you go.
[119.4s]SPEAKER_01:Name something you never want your kids to see on your social media.
[128.4s]SPEAKER_00:I'm not really big on social media, so don't say I feel like I've got quite a bit of peace there in that way. Okay. I don't know. I don't know. There's probably some skeletons in the closet somewhere, but like I said, I don't, it's been, I'm really close to one person who's really different, so I like, left knowledge and shit, so. Okay, okay.
[143.9s]SPEAKER_01:That wasn't my thing. Name the top reason that men get married.
[150.5s]SPEAKER_00:Cheesy and cliche, but love. Hey. Like, I know that's the easiest one, no hanging fruit, but.
[155.8s]SPEAKER_01:Hey, bro, if that's what you believe, it's good. This is all your opinion. I just want to know what you think.
[158.6s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah, yeah. So like.
[160.4s]SPEAKER_01:Name something that Diddy would ask you to bring to the party.
[163.8s]SPEAKER_00:Diddy? Yeah. I don't throw baby oil, but there's going to be tons of that though anyway, so.
[169.6s]SPEAKER_01:True?
[170.2s]SPEAKER_00:I don't know. I don't know, but I think I'd be declining the invitation anyway. Respectfully. Respectfully. Makes sense. I get that. Maybe just the start of the night. I hear the start of the night is going to be the end of the changes, so. Maybe leave early. We're calling you to come pick me up, so. Okay, I'm going to come pick you up. Hey, yo, Jack.
[188.6s]SPEAKER_01:We gotta go. We gotta go.
[190.1s]SPEAKER_00:I'll have you do my cut off.
[191.9s]SPEAKER_01:Put the crab legs down.
[193.6s]SPEAKER_00:Put the crab legs down.
[195.2s]SPEAKER_01:Did you let them rub anything on you? Don't. Don't let them rub anything on you. We gotta get out of here. All right. Where's the best place to find a spouse?
[206.1s]SPEAKER_00:I feel like it has to be, like, in a very, like, authentic place to yourself. Like, doing something you actually enjoy. I feel like more often than not, people meet people in, like, common places where they're doing things they enjoy. But I also feel like it's important to, like, get out of your comfort zone with things. But I feel like finding things in common with people is, like, one of the quickest and easiest ways to actually, like, grow, like, more solid connections and, like, more lasting, so.
[228.7s]SPEAKER_01:Okay.
[229.2s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah. That's the thing. I would say, like, cliche stuff, like, people are into the gym, like, the gym, stuff like that. But I'd say as well, just, like, I feel like nowadays everyone's been afraid of, like, cameras, phones, and stuff like that. So I feel like it's also just, like, having confidence where you are, but not being, like, crossing lines. But just playing yourself out there. I can dig it. I can dig it. I'm interested in your answer to that. What do you think?
[255.0s]SPEAKER_01:I also agree that one of the best places to find a spouse is in a place of common interest or common commitment, more so.
[264.4s]SPEAKER_00:I see that, yeah.
[265.3s]SPEAKER_01:So I believe that somewhere close to, like, your religious place, not necessarily. I'm Muslim, so I believe that, you know, near a mosque or Muslim-related events or through someone that's wiser than you is a good way to do it. So something you guys have a common commitment to is a good place to find a spouse.
[284.2s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah, because I feel like knowledge is also passed down through those places as well. Exactly. Having, like, that common, like, value and knowledge as well is also, like, very important for a lot of people in this country, so.
[295.1s]SPEAKER_01:Absolutely. What's something a parent would say to a bad child that a coach would also say to a player? That sum was crazy reflecting off of that building.
[307.8s]SPEAKER_00:It is. I love these buildings around here, especially this one. Damn. I need to think about that one. That was a good one. I feel like I might instantly go to, like, so many cuss words and stuff like that. I don't know.
[321.2s]SPEAKER_01:There are a lot of cuss words against it.
[322.7s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah. I feel like it's as well, like, the tone and a lot of times, like, your name being said. I feel like if your coach says your, like, name or your full name or your parents or something, it's like, oh, damn. Sometimes it's harder than, like, some stern words or something. Sometimes it's just, like, your name or things being said in a way that's, like, damn.
[340.1s]SPEAKER_01:Tyler Higbee.
[341.8s]SPEAKER_00:Aw, damn. There you go. That's it. You already know.
[343.9s]SPEAKER_01:You already know.
[344.8s]SPEAKER_00:It's on. You start thinking about what you just done. You're, like, down. Oh, man. Somewhere, somewhere.
[348.6s]SPEAKER_01:I done messed up the play or I done messed up my grades. The teachers have finally called my parents.
[355.6s]SPEAKER_00:Something or somewhere is wrong.
[357.0s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah. What's?
[359.2s]SPEAKER_00:All right. So how are you?
[359.9s]SPEAKER_01:You been in Atlanta for 12 years?
[361.4s]SPEAKER_00:No. I've been in Texas for, like, 10 before coming here.
[364.9s]SPEAKER_01:Ah.
[365.5s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah, yeah.
[366.7s]SPEAKER_01:Okay, okay, okay. What does a man have to do to get catered to you type treatment?
[375.1s]SPEAKER_00:I feel like you have to, like, I don't think you can ask. I think you have to, like, make the other person want. And I feel like that's also, like, it's never, like, one-directional. So I feel like it's also, like, fulfilling somebody else's needs. Then you're more likely to get your needs fulfilled. But also at the same time, it's gonna sound funny to say, but, like, a closed mouth doesn't get fed. So I feel like a lot of times people are too, like, cautious and quiet to actually, like, ask for what they want or need from their, like, significant others and stuff as well.
[403.0s]SPEAKER_01:I can dig that. I can dig that. All right, you're at a Waffle House. And a fight breaks out. Okay. What do you do next?
[412.8s]SPEAKER_00:Do I know anyone in the fight or not?
[415.0s]SPEAKER_01:You, you know what?
[416.5s]SPEAKER_00:Because you don't know anyone in the fight. I don't know anyone.
[418.9s]SPEAKER_01:You don't know anyone in the fight? Fight just breaks out.
[421.3s]SPEAKER_00:I feel like enjoy it as a spectator. Unless it gets out of hand, then, like, I don't know. If somebody's, if it's very one-sided, they're, like, stop it at some point, like, calm it, but... Unless it's just a good fight. You're like, hey, I'm going to watch... Enjoy a clip. Enjoy a clip in person. Real life, you know? Okay. Like I said, I don't... If it gets to a certain point, I don't want to kind of see anyone get carried away either. That makes sense. That makes sense.
[444.6s]SPEAKER_01:So you want to see a fair fight?
[446.2s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah. Okay. That makes sense. It's always better to watch. Okay.
[451.8s]SPEAKER_01:I actually appreciate that answer. What's the worst Halloween costume?
[460.2s]SPEAKER_00:Depends if you're sick. Like, okay, for you or for somebody, like, if you have to wear it or somebody else is wearing it, you with or something.
[465.5s]SPEAKER_01:I would say watch it. Like, you're, like, out in the valley. You're, like, stop wearing that. Stop wearing that costume, please.
[473.4s]SPEAKER_00:I don't know. I hate seeing... Like, okay, if... I know some girls wear everything that's out there and stuff like that. If that's your confidence for everything good, go with it. And if you've got a guy that's confident enough to be with you, go with it. But sometimes you see guys that aren't confident enough with girls that are just way too confident at a Halloween. And I feel like I feel bad for the guy, then, because he's just looking around on edge, and there's girls out there dressed how she's dressed.
[499.3s]SPEAKER_01:I mean, like...
[500.7s]SPEAKER_00:Causing the guy too much stress. So... I think I see what you're saying. I'd take any outfit that's kind of, like, out there from a girl.
[506.4s]SPEAKER_01:Like, too revealing.
[507.8s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah. Like, an overly sexual cat. Specifically if you're not single. But I tell you, if you're single, do your thing. Or if you're with a guy confident enough, do your thing. But I feel like a lot of guys get put in bad situations. But then that's probably not meant to be. So, you never know. But, I don't know. I just hate seeing people put in uncomfortable positions.
[523.2s]SPEAKER_01:So, specifically, it's women who are in committed relationships dressed as over sexually provocative outfits.
[531.4s]SPEAKER_00:With men that don't want to be there as well. If the guy's, like, vibing with it and stuff, cool. Go with it and stuff. But I just think you see so many people on Halloween stressed, getting into fights, whatever, and stuff. There's, like, necessary situations and stuff. It's always, like, ego from men as well. That's what I'm saying more than anything.
[549.4s]SPEAKER_01:I've definitely seen that and picked it up. It's, like...
[553.5s]SPEAKER_00:But that's a fragile thing. Ego, so...
[555.2s]SPEAKER_01:It is.
[556.3s]SPEAKER_00:It is.
[556.8s]SPEAKER_01:But it does cause problems. I mean, shoot. I picked that problem up when I was a kid. On a regular basis. Going out to the club and it's, like, yo, your girl... Hey, man, your girl is dressing. She's trying to get a new man right now.
[567.7s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah. And that's it. If that's your guy's thing, then that's your thing. Right. But I just feel, like, too many... Yeah. Too many incompatibilities in that regard.
[576.2s]SPEAKER_01:I definitely agree with that. Oh, damn. What's wrong with me? Name something... Name something that people pretend to like.
[589.2s]SPEAKER_00:I feel like everyone likes the result, but nobody really likes drinking it. That's a very general one. Yeah. I like that one a lot, actually. And I kind of can relate to that. I feel like I could use a different way to kind of, like, get that same feeling a lot of people. Okay.
[600.5s]SPEAKER_01:If you could scan this QR code. Absolutely.
[602.4s]SPEAKER_00:I will.
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[625.0s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
[625.5s]SPEAKER_01:I.E. You're overweight. Someone calls you fat.
[629.5s]SPEAKER_00:Okay.
[629.9s]SPEAKER_01:You gotta take on that idea. Like hey, you're fat knowledge knowledge of power knowledge is power. We should just change that. All right, see I'm not crazy
[638.6s]SPEAKER_00:I think it's fair
[644.8s]SPEAKER_01:Right, don't don't be just Man I appreciate you. You have a better one
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