PXL_20250807_100015280 — Barkley Corpus

[0.2s] SPEAKER_01: What's good everybody? It's your boy Uncle Les. I'm in the car with Miss Kia. Say what's up Kia? What's going on y'all? There we go, there we go, there we go. Look y'all, she's agreed to help us with the survey so let's get right to it, let's get right to it. But we got some qualifiers first. So question, are you a baddie? No, I wouldn't say I'm a baddie. Okay, are you Christian? Yes,

[20.1s] SPEAKER_00: I grew up Christian. Are you single? Yes, I'm currently single. Are you under the age of 35?

[25.9s] SPEAKER_01: No, I'm not. All right, let's get to it. Name something a parent would say before whooping their child? Back in the day, go get your switch. Go get your switch? Still in the blank. You in the barbershop, you in the hair salon, getting your hair done. The last thing you want to hear your

[44.2s] SPEAKER_00: hairdresser say is? I still got somebody in my chair, you gotta wait. Yeah, name something you never want your kids to see on your social media page. Probably a video out in the club or something.

[71.5s] SPEAKER_01: Out of the club, act wild, forget that. Name the top reason that men get married. Sorry to say,

[97.5s] SPEAKER_00: sometime for a caretaker. Someone take care of them? Yep. Okay, okay. Name something that Diddy would ask you to bring to the party. Said Diddy? Yes, ma'am. People, anything, who knows what he

[117.4s] SPEAKER_01: asked for. You ain't lying. Where's the best place to find a spouse? A spouse? Not the club. You said

[141.7s] SPEAKER_00: not the club? Not the club, the grocery store. Grocery store, all right. What's something that

[154.7s] SPEAKER_01: a parent would say to a bad child that a coach would also say to a player? Oh, I'm drawing a blank on this one. You want to go to the next one? Yeah. All right. What's the worst hood in Atlanta?

[184.0s] SPEAKER_00: Okay, I can't really answer this one. All right. What does a man have to do to get catered to you

[203.2s] SPEAKER_01: treatment for me? Okay. I guess what do you think you have to do to get that from a woman that's like, hey, like a man wants to get that from a woman, what does he have to do for her to get that?

[218.1s] SPEAKER_00: Be consistent, show up, be present, as curious about me as I am about him. You at a Waffle House

[235.7s] SPEAKER_01: and a fight breaks out. What do you do next? My business. Here we go. And what's the worst

[249.4s] SPEAKER_00: Halloween costume? Just not doing anything. I think you should try because Halloween is just fun holiday. I don't think anybody should not celebrate it, but I think just not trying to

[266.7s] SPEAKER_01: do anything. I get that. I get that. So Diddy, R. Kelly, and Tyler Perry are going down, have gone down, or they're about to go down. My question to you is who's next? Yep. It should be Trump. It should be Trump. Name the difference between a husband and a boyfriend.

[309.4s] SPEAKER_00: A difference between a husband and a boyfriend. Maybe in the way they handle things. I don't know. I expect for a husband, somebody's husband to constantly be thinking ahead before things happen. Maybe something that maybe a boyfriend wouldn't because it maybe doesn't have that much experience. Okay. I get that. Why do men need women? Well, for love, support, intimacy, guidance, and vice versa. Whether you're gay, straight, or whatever, we still all need each other. What is the number one thing a Karen does? Not mind her damn business. It's the main thing.

[409.0s] SPEAKER_01: Why do women need men? Oh, we already did that one. Name the difference between a wife and a

[417.5s] SPEAKER_00: boyfriend. The same characteristics I said for a husband, except for I'd like to know you more. So be there for you more emotionally.

[469.5s] SPEAKER_01: Good one. Be there for you more emotionally. That's all good. That's all good. And name something

[479.2s] SPEAKER_00: that people pretend to like. Other people for clout. They pretend to like other people for clout.

[490.6s] SPEAKER_01: I guess that you do me a favor. In the back of this chair, there's a purple sheet of paper laminated. You can scan that code for me or take it to the YouTube page. I would love for you to subscribe. We're going to post this stuff. That's a big, big help. Is it this lane right here? Yeah, it is. What is that for? Is the code working and everything? Yeah, it is. I just subscribed. I appreciate it. And I got a little lightning round for you. You ready? All right. So this is perfect in every way. So I'm just going to ask questions. I want you to do it with your perfect person, but they got this one flaw, would you still marry them? Ready? Perfect in every way, but they're average. You walk into any room, they just have to look

[580.2s] SPEAKER_00: better than your person. Okay. They're an average person? Average looking? Average looking, no matter how you look at it. No, that would be perfectly fine. They're very attractive to me. Oh, no. To

[598.2s] SPEAKER_01: the average. You think, Hey, 50%. Every time you walk in, you like, how do you look better than your

[603.0s] SPEAKER_00: person? That's to you. Well, that's okay. I feel like in any relationship, somebody looks better

[609.9s] SPEAKER_01: than the other person. Okay. Perfect in every way, but she cheats. No. Perfect in every way, but she slept with somebody that you know. No. Perfect in every way, but does not want to be a mother. Perfect in every way, but actively runs her own business. Perfect in every way, but she loves sexy red. Good spot. Perfect in every way, but she can't save money. All right. Well, I appreciate you. All right. Thank you. Now you have a better one. Hey, I get a little bit wild, you know, the ones that more PG. I put, I put, I'm going to put a thing on each one. Like, Hey, this is PG 13. Hey, this one's a little R rated for everybody. Just, just let y'all know. All right. Thank you. Thank you.

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