❓ the answer if you tell that their dad is fucking hoes?
💬 like not to ask you a follow-up question. If you're, if the dad is taking care of them,
🤔 Absurd & Hypothetical👨👩👧👦 Family & ParentingOpinion / Hot Take
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[0.0s]SPEAKER_00:Here we go. What's good, everybody? This is your Uncle Les. I'm in the car with the ladies. Say, what's up, ladies? What's up? Hey. Hey. See, I like this. I like this. All right, y'all. So, these lovely ladies have agreed to help us with the survey today. So, ladies, are y'all ready? I just want your opinions on a couple of questions. Oh, here we go. All right. Let's do this. Let's do this. You guys are actually starting season two. Oh, fuck yeah. So, debut. All I want you to know is your opinion matters, but we do have some qualifiers to get through. Is that okay? Okay. So, question number one. Are you a baddie? I would say we are baddies. She says you guys are baddies. I would agree. I would hope so, yeah. Are you under the age of 35? Yes. Are you under the age of 25? Yeah. Okay. Are you single? Yeah. All right. Are you Christian? Yeah. Okay. Well, now we got to get this party funky. So, are y'all ready to answer some of these questions? Yeah. Okay. Let's do this. Let's do this. Let's do this. Let's do this. All right. Question number one. Name something a parent says before whooping their child. Probably my full name. They would
[74.7s]SPEAKER_01:probably scream like, she don't want back. Okay. Okay. That's a good one. That's a good one, Miss Lady. Or like, get your ass down here. Yeah. Maybe get your ass down here. Okay. Okay. Okay.
[91.3s]SPEAKER_00:I dig it. I dig it. Name something you never want your kids to see on your social media.
[96.8s]SPEAKER_01:Like, probably videos of me, like, from college. So, the whole college years away. Yeah. Actually, I would say high school would be worse than college. Damn, what was it doing in high school? It was just a lot, like, cringier, I would say. Okay. Okay. Okay. I get that. I get that.
[117.1s]SPEAKER_00:Like, I don't want them to think of me like that. Good point. Good point. All right. You're at a
[121.9s]SPEAKER_01:Waffle House and a fight breaks out. What do you do next? Probably run away. Uh, probably watch.
[130.3s]SPEAKER_00:Watch? Yeah. Okay. I can dig it. I can dig it. What's the worst thing about people that have moved
[135.4s]SPEAKER_01:to Atlanta? That everyone complains so much about the traffic. Like, we know there's always going to be traffic. Okay. Okay. Okay. I still complain about the Atlanta traffic, but yeah. Yeah,
[155.4s]SPEAKER_00:it's always going to be bad. Fair enough. Fair enough. Fair enough. What's the number one thing
[159.4s]SPEAKER_01:a Karen does? Oh, God. Be rude to servers. Yeah, that's a good one. Probably be rude to servers. I've seen a lot of Karen's on airplane, like, TikToks recently, and those are insane. You gotta
[176.2s]SPEAKER_00:stop the Karens. Yeah. Stop Karen 2025. Right. Agreed. Why go to college? Why not go to college?
[187.1s]SPEAKER_01:Wait, I. Okay. I feel like first to get the, like, education vote. Okay. Yeah, I guess. Okay. Yeah. I guess the education is important, but I would say the experience is more important. Like, I feel like I haven't grown as much as I would have if I didn't go to college. Yeah, I agree. Like, I would be stuck in the high school mindset, for sure. So, growth. Yeah.
[206.9s]SPEAKER_00:Okay. Dig it. Dig it. Name the most attractive part of a woman's appearance that is not a body part.
[213.9s]SPEAKER_01:Oh, shit. Probably confidence. You don't see that confidence? Yeah. I would definitely say confidence. I feel like when women are confident, it's very telling. Okay. Okay. I dig it. I dig it. When should kids move out the house? Oh, shit. Well, we're still living with our parents, so. Life. Probably after. Yeah. Like, yeah. Like, after a year of college, I feel like that's when
[244.0s]SPEAKER_00:it's like, okay, it's your time. Okay. Okay. I dig it. I dig it. What's the first thing you think
[249.4s]SPEAKER_01:of when you hear the phrase hot girl summer? Slut. And not in a bad way. Okay. I feel like I probably think when people say. I just feel like hot girl summer means like, oh, I'm gonna fuck around. Like, it's my summer to like fuck around. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. And I preface slut,
[274.0s]SPEAKER_00:not in a bad way. In a good way. In a good way. Yeah. What's something that is better now than it was 20 years ago? TV. TV and phones? Yeah. Okay. Cool. What should happen to men who cheat?
[295.2s]SPEAKER_01:Oh, shit. They should fucking die. Sorry. You said. I recently got cheated on and I'm feeling passionate about this subject. I think they should lose their jobs. Oh, okay. We're gonna lose jobs in jail. Specifically because my ex fucked his intern. So that's why I'm saying he should lose his job. But in general. Yeah. Yeah. But in general, I would say, yeah, probably jail. It
[325.1s]SPEAKER_00:should be a federal offense. Oh, my goodness. I love the thought into the answer. I really appreciate that actually. I have to ask, what was the age difference between you and your guy?
[339.7s]SPEAKER_01:One. What's the age difference between him and the girl he fucked? I'm sorry. Six years.
[355.6s]SPEAKER_00:You know what? We'll get back to that another time. What should be the punishment if a woman
[359.4s]SPEAKER_01:cheats? Is snitching ever justified? Okay. So wives are at stake. Snitching is okay. I mean,
[424.7s]SPEAKER_00:I don't know. Let me give a wild one. Like your cousin, you are visiting them and you see the Epstein files on their desk. Are you snitching? Okay. So no one's life was in danger for that. Okay. Cool. Cool. Name something you wish men understood about women. So you can get that like the thought process. Okay. We agree with that bestie. Okay. Awesome. All right. What's the first word that comes to mind when you hear the word baby daddy? Oh, fuck. First thing she said was oh, fuck. What about you bestie? Nick Cannon. Nick Cannon. I'm dead. What's the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the phrase baby mama? I mean, hey, life. Damn. Okay. That's fair. Those are fair answers. What age should you be when you bought
[543.0s]SPEAKER_01:a house? 30. 30. Okay. Okay. What's the best part about dating? Honeymoon stage sex. I enjoy
[578.3s]SPEAKER_00:these. I enjoy these. They do. They do. They definitely do. The first thing you spend your
[583.2s]SPEAKER_01:money on after getting paid. What is the 2025 American dream? The American dream.
[618.5s]SPEAKER_00:Marriage and pregnant. I dig it. Okay. I dig it. We agree with that bestie. All right. What
[633.6s]SPEAKER_01:should happen to baby daddies who don't take care of their kids? Jail. But if you don't pay it,
[661.7s]SPEAKER_00:you should. I mean, you don't take care of the kids. Like what happens if you don't take care of the kids? Go to jail. Okay. What should happen to baby mamas who talk shit about their baby daddies? I mean, oh, sorry. I didn't read the whole question. My fault. My fault. What should happen to baby mamas who talk bad about their baby daddies to their children? So what should happen to her? Wait, so she's so gonna time out. I mean, it's the difference. This is alternate
[707.6s]SPEAKER_01:reality. You get to decide what the punishment is. Tell your kids that. You ever say, hey,
[731.3s]SPEAKER_00:little Paco, come here real quick. I need you to know that your daddy's. Wait, does it change
[742.7s]SPEAKER_01:the answer if you tell that their dad is fucking hoes? Okay. Okay. Your dad's in the street. Your
[765.6s]SPEAKER_00:like not to ask you a follow-up question. If you're, if the dad is taking care of them,
[772.2s]SPEAKER_01:does he still have to be told he's in the streets? Like, all right. Therapy, mandatory therapy.
[788.1s]SPEAKER_00:Bestie, what we got? Okay. Okay. Okay. This is the last question I got right now. At least.
[798.4s]SPEAKER_01:Oh, name the best female role model. Oh, there's a bad one. This last question. My favorite female
[839.9s]SPEAKER_00:model. Oh, I've seen my mom. Mom's a pretty awesome woman. All right. So that being said, ladies behind these chairs right here, there are little purple sheets of paper in the narrow laminated. If you could scan that QR code, it takes you to the YouTube channel that this will get posted on. Please scan that for me. But then we have the lightning round. Oh yeah. No, my lightning round is very unique though. I'm very excited about this. Hey, I hope you guys having fun so far. Are you subscribed? Okay. Don't lie to me. I'm playing with you. I'm playing with you. All right. All right.