PXL_20250810_034217189 — Barkley Corpus

[0.0s] SPEAKER_00: Alright, let's do this. We're gonna play the game. He's perfect in every way So look ladies. I just want to know if you wouldn't marry him or not So just say yes, you would marry him or no, you would not. I want you to think about your perfect guy right now He's perfect in every single way your friends Love him the way he has the way he touches you is exactly the way you want it All your friends like him just the right amount, but not too much. He's just enough to himself. We just love with you He's perfect. He has the perfect job. It's the right amount of money him everything All right, but there's one problem. All right. Are you ready? Let's do this. All right, ladies. He's perfect in every way But he's average Like very average like any you go into any room half the guys look better than your guy. Can't marry him Perfect every other way. He's just got one. Yes one. No fair enough. He's perfect in every way, but he's sheets Oh, so all the trips all the vacations he just sheets Okay, all right perfect in every way, but he never makes you laugh okay, he's perfect in every way But he doesn't care about your career Okay, okay. He's perfect in every way But he can't cook. Don't ask that one Perfect in every way, but he has a female best friend like a bestie We're talking about he's like yo on a Wednesday. He's like hey, I'm gonna catch drinks with Jessica Okay, he's perfect in every way, but he's a virgin I was waiting for you He's perfect in every way, but he's attended two diddy parties in the last four years No, oh man. He's perfect in every way, but you think he's below average smart everything else is perfect day just a Perfect in every way, but he can never physically please you he just never can satisfy. He's like He's perfect in every way, but he doesn't go to the gym consistently okay She's like no you go to the gym. He's perfect in every other way. He just does go to the gym Perfect in every other way every way, but he is super Active and running his own business perfect in every way, but he's been intimate with a girl that you know All right, he's perfect in every way, but he went to jail for taking a hundred thousand dollars from a non-profit Okay, he's perfect in every way, but he can't save money

[259.3s] SPEAKER_01: He's perfect in every way, but he kisses his mom on the mouth, but everything else is absolutely

[272.4s] SPEAKER_00: But he doesn't do any the rest of it. He's perfect every other way. I mean he's very close to his mommy. I think any

[284.3s] SPEAKER_01: Light you can like creepy weird. Oh, no. He's perfect. He just says I love you mom kiss

[299.2s] SPEAKER_00: I mean, he's perfect away, so he might he might have put you off to the side, but hey You say no

[311.8s] SPEAKER_01: That's the we're okay. Okay. He's perfect. He's perfect in every every single way

[326.7s] SPEAKER_00: But he is an accomplished sniper 30 kills Sure, whatever job you want to have He's perfect in every way But he takes expensive gifts from other women like he just has a lot of women that admire him and they give him expensive gifts

[349.0s] SPEAKER_01: He's like, oh, thank you. I don't know

[356.6s] SPEAKER_00: You're saying no. All right. He's perfect in every way, but his ex was super famous He's perfect in every way, but he cannot admit what he's wrong perfect in every way, but he's a celebrity masseuse Perfect in every way, but he has a pet that sleeps in the bed. That's fine. Okay, he's perfect in every way But he's a famous actor who's always typecasted as a promiscuous kind of porous person He's not he just always portrayed as it perfect in every way, but he has promiscuous friends I mean, he's perfect in every way. This has at least two he's perfect in every way, but he goes to the club Every week without fail with or without you ladies Thank you so very much. Do you guys have any social media you want shout it out? No All right, thank you ladies, I appreciate it now everybody's about to take me away It's not the way I want to go but we're gonna find out. Yeah, we're good. We're good. All right. Well, thank you ladies

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