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Opinion / Hot Take
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[0.0s]SPEAKER_00:All right, what's good everybody? We're going into a lightning round. So this is perfect in every way. So you think about your perfect woman. She's perfect in every single way you can imagine, but it's just one flaw. So all I want you to do is let me know if you would still marry him or not. So it's either yes, I would marry him, or no, it's a deal breaker. Make sense?
[18.0s]SPEAKER_01:Right.
[18.8s]SPEAKER_00:All right, so she's perfect in every way, but she average. And by average, I mean, you walk into any room and you think half women always look better than your girl. This is your opinion, your vision. You're like, you're always just in the middle of the pack. Right. Bill can marry her?
[34.9s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
[36.5s]SPEAKER_00:She's perfect in every way, but she cheats.
[39.0s]SPEAKER_01:No.
[40.1s]SPEAKER_00:She's perfect in every way, but she has slept with a guy that you know.
[45.5s]SPEAKER_01:Oh yeah, I don't care.
[48.0s]SPEAKER_00:She doesn't want to be a mother.
[50.4s]SPEAKER_01:No.
[51.5s]SPEAKER_00:She's perfect in every way, but she doesn't go to the gym consistently.
[57.9s]SPEAKER_01:I don't want to say no, because you can change that. You can get up one day and start going to the gym. Okay.
[63.1s]SPEAKER_00:You're perfect in every way, but she got promiscuous friends.
[72.3s]SPEAKER_01:That's, I can't believe in the birds of a feather too, but it's like, I don't know. I got to hit you with that. I don't know. I probably will say no though. I'm gonna say no.
[83.0s]SPEAKER_00:You're perfect in every way, but she doesn't care about your career. She can't cook. You're perfect in every other way. You just can't cook.
[97.5s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah, that's cool. I'm cool with that. We'll figure it out.
[100.4s]SPEAKER_00:Perfect in every way, but she has photos and videos online that you can't show to your grandmama.
[109.7s]SPEAKER_01:She's perfect in every way and shit, yeah.
[114.3s]SPEAKER_00:Perfect in every way, but she can't save money. No. Perfect in every way, but she loves sexy red. Fuck no.
[122.8s]SPEAKER_01:Nah, let me not say fuck no. I fuck with her. I fuck with sexy red. Let me not say. Cause you can like whatever you like. So yeah, let me say that. I'm gonna say yeah. I'm gonna completely change my answer. I'm gonna just answer the first thought off my head. But no.
[141.9s]SPEAKER_00:She's perfect in every way, but she actively runs her own business. She's perfect in every way, but she's a celebrity masseuse.
[154.0s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah, I'll say yeah. Cause I mean, you gotta, you know that she doing that. You gotta go in that situation. I'd be insecure for it. Don't be insecure about it. We'll say no.
[163.3s]SPEAKER_00:All right. She's perfect in every way, but she always makes more money than you. Now, how hard you try, she's just always gonna make more bread.
[173.4s]SPEAKER_01:I mean, me, I'm gonna say yeah, because that ain't gonna motivate me. I'm gonna just keep trying.
[179.0s]SPEAKER_00:And we just go and keep it,
[181.2s]SPEAKER_01:excelling. Wonderful.
[184.4s]SPEAKER_00:She's perfect in every way, but she has a pet that sleeps in the bed. Perfect in every other way. Just got a dog, but she like, yo, my dog sleeps in the bed. That's what he does.
[193.3s]SPEAKER_01:Big dog.
[194.8s]SPEAKER_00:I mean, she's perfect in every way, so it could be a small dog that works better for you.
[197.8s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah. I'm cool with that.
[199.7s]SPEAKER_00:All right. She's perfect in every way, but she works closely with Donald Trump.
[206.3s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah, okay.
[208.6s]SPEAKER_00:She's perfect in every way, but she takes expensive gifts from other men. Is that a fuck no?
[216.1s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah. If you're in a relationship and you're accepting gifts from other men, you know why they're giving you gifts and that's disrespectful.
[224.4s]SPEAKER_00:You know?
[224.9s]SPEAKER_01:And if you're gonna be constantly accepting gifts,
[229.2s]SPEAKER_00:it means you're constantly being disrespectful and you don't respect it. She's perfect in every way, but she's an accomplished sniper. Like 30 kills, 30 confirmed kills. She's good at sniping.
[240.7s]SPEAKER_01:I'm a sniper.
[241.7s]SPEAKER_00:Next one.
[244.6s]SPEAKER_01:Actual literal gunfire sniper.
[247.1s]SPEAKER_00:Actual literal gunfire sniper.
[248.7s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah, hell yeah, that's fine.
[251.6s]SPEAKER_00:All right, you all right from here?
[252.3s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
[256.6s]SPEAKER_00:All right, my man, I appreciate you. Is it cool I use these videos?
[259.9s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fine.
[261.6s]SPEAKER_00:Cool, cool. How'd you feel about the questions, my man?
[264.6s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah, they were decent.
[266.1s]SPEAKER_00:Pretty cool.
[266.9s]SPEAKER_01:Got my brain working.
[268.7s]SPEAKER_00:Appreciate it. Well, share that page with your friends, my man. And uh.
[274.2s]SPEAKER_01:You know I gotta tell them too.
[276.1s]SPEAKER_00:Oh yeah, oh yeah, for sure. All right, be down.
[281.5s]SPEAKER_01:Hey, you too.
[284.6s]SPEAKER_00:I appreciate it, be easy. You gonna give me a tip? Let's find out.