PXL_20250812_190516705 — Barkley Corpus

[0.1s] SPEAKER_01: What's good everybody? It's your boy Uncle Les. I'm in the car with my friend, my girl. What's your name one more time? Bella. Bella, that's such a pretty name. Thank you. Alright, I'm in the car with Bella. So let's get to it. So we got some qualified questions first. Bella, are you a baddie? I would like to say so. Are you above the age of 35? No. Are you Christian? Yes. Are you single? No. Do you have kids? No. Alright, let's get to it. So, name something a parent would say before whooping their child. Better listen. Better listen? Name something you never want your kids to see on your social media page. Booty pictures. Booty pictures. Waffle house, there's a fight that breaks out.

[41.8s] SPEAKER_00: What are you doing next? Videoing. Videoing, world star. The number one thing a Karen does is... Watch when she's not supposed to. Facts. And why go to college? That's a good question. Why go to college? For some good busier day, guys. Damn. Logical. I feel like that's most people either say education or that. Say that. That's a pretty logical answer though. For some booties. I can see that.

[80.3s] SPEAKER_01: Name the most attractive part of a woman's appearance that is not a body part. Hair. It's part of the body. Say the question again. Name the most attractive part or aspect of a woman's appearance that is not a body part. Her energy. Her energy? Okay, we're seeing energy.

[104.5s] SPEAKER_00: When should kids move out the house? I think the kids should move out the house when they go to college. If they're not working.

[115.2s] SPEAKER_01: Okay. First thing you think when you hear the phrase hot girl summer. What's something that's better now? Hey, you're not the person to say that. What's something that is better now than it was 20 years ago? Technology. Technology. Okay, question. You think that this is going to move? Is it ever back up for you?

[143.7s] SPEAKER_00: I would go straight. It will take you around it. Okay, we're going to go straight because I don't know what just happened right here.

[148.7s] SPEAKER_01: It's so fucked right here. There might be an accident. Okay. Does this happen often? No. Okay, we're just going to let that be.

[156.7s] SPEAKER_00: All right. Oh snap. What should happen to men who cheat? I think they should just get broken up with and get their dick chopped off, you know.

[169.9s] SPEAKER_01: Okay. Okay. A little mutilation. What should happen to women who cheat? So just cut the whole. Just cut the clit off. Oh, you know what? I think that might actually be fair. That's kind of crazy. You still have kids though, but you're never going to enjoy sex again. I saw that in a movie once. That is torturous, but damn. No more pleasure. No more pleasure from it. Damn, that actually kind of. Wow. It's like, hey, you want to hurt people with that? Fine. You can't enjoy it no more. That's wild. But actually.

[205.3s] SPEAKER_00: But realistically, if I were to find someone cheating, I would tell their mama first, because that hits home for everyone. Yeah, your mama has to know like, yeah, you're a cheater. My ex cheated first person I told was his mama. I said, and you know what she said? What?

[224.9s] SPEAKER_01: We knew worth more. Oh, man. That's cold. That's cold. Well, now that's another question. It's on the list. Is snitching ever justified?

[238.0s] SPEAKER_00: Yes. 100%. Name something you wish men understood about women. Emotion. Emotion. Okay. Okay. I would say emotional responses would be more accurate.

[263.9s] SPEAKER_01: If you want to, you can. But I think I think that's fine. Okay, cool. Cool. By the way, I do not believe in female mutilation, by the way, just so I'm clear about that.

[273.3s] SPEAKER_00: I don't believe in either. I was just more so making a joke. Oh, yeah. Definitely would just go to their mama. I think that's a good one. That's a good answer.

[282.6s] SPEAKER_01: But if there was a way without mutilating people to make it where like after you cheat, you can no longer enjoy the pleasures of sex. I think that really would stop a lot of people. Oh, snap. All right. First thing that comes to mind when you hear the phrase, you're the term, baby mama, baby mama, someone like just a relationship that didn't work out. Oh, so the ex ex baby daddy.

[333.4s] SPEAKER_00: Okay. What age should you have bought a house at? Should I? What age should you have bought a house at? I'm only so I turned 25 soon. I am trying to buy a house by the time I'm 30. Okay. Okay. So I plan to have a house.

[353.5s] SPEAKER_01: What's the best part about dating? What's the first thing you spend your money on after getting paid?

[380.9s] SPEAKER_00: Goodwill. Awesome. What is the 2025 American dream? Money, money and having their own business, not being a boss or not being someone else's employee. I feel like that's what I get that I get that. What should happen to fathers who don't take care of their kids? I think they should have to pay every year for their therapy and for their needs.

[415.6s] SPEAKER_01: You know what? The therapy part is pretty important. That should be required. Like, hey, you're not going to be there. At least let them get somebody else to talk to them. Exactly. Like, okay, pay for a placement. Hey, actually makes a lot more sense of his giving money away like that. Like, hey, they need these things. You're gonna pay for these things to be given to them. Wait, why isn't that the rule? That makes so much more sense. That's so obvious, too. But that Wow, that's very obvious. Okay, what should happen to Okay, now this one's very specific. What should happen to the mother of children who talks bad about their father? To the children, they shouldn't be in a relationship. But what should happen? Yeah, if you're a mom that's willing to talk bad about your child's father to the child, what should happen to her?

[482.7s] SPEAKER_00: I think you should not be in that relationship if you're talking shit about your significant other to your child. That makes sense. Yeah. So I guess pass. I'm thinking like a little like electric shots like go through my every time you talk about talk bad about your dad is lazy. Oh, if I could actually do that. Well, then I do that. I'm gonna do that like a little electric shock action. Yeah, like this is like time. It's just like

[514.3s] SPEAKER_01: Like a shot collar, right? It's like a little look like it's like a cute bracelet put on. It's like, Mommy, that person is so cute. Yeah, just look. I did not mean what I said about your dad. Yeah, that would be awesome. So can you do me a favor? In the back of this here chair, there's a laminated purple sheet of paper. If you scan that QR code, it takes you to the YouTube channel while I prepare the lightning round. Oh, that's so cool. Yeah, this is so fun. Thank you. To do this all day too. Oh, you have 111 subscribers right now. I'm about to ruin that. Hey, she's about to ruin it. I need to bring only good vibes, but I am ruining it. You know what? I appreciate it though. I appreciate it. Subscribe. Awesome. All right, it's time for the lightning round. All you got to do is say yes or no. Okay. The question is, are you still going to marry them? Because we're playing the game. He's perfect in every way. So I want you to think about your perfect guy. So he's perfect in every way, but I'm gonna give it a scenario. You would say, yes, I'm still gonna be. I'm still gonna be with him forever. Or no, it's a field breaker. You ready? All right. He's perfect in every way, but he is average looking to you. I.e. you walk into any room and half the guys look better than your guy. No, can't do it. He's perfect in every way, but he cheats. No. Okay. He lets you cheat too though. No. Okay. He's perfect in every way. But he doesn't care about your career. He's perfect in every way, but he does not want to be a father. No. He's perfect in every way, but he never makes you laugh. He's perfect in every way, but he can't cook. Sure. Yeah. I just want you to know that you have some standards. She's like, no, he's perfect. But this one thing is wrong. Absolutely is dead. Yeah. There's too many men. Okay. Okay. He's perfect in every way, but has a female friend, a female best. That's okay. Okay. He's perfect in every way, but he's a virgin. That's also okay. He's perfect in every way, but he's attended two diddy parties in the last two years. No. Stand on that one. Just stand on that one. He's perfect in every way, every way. But you think that he's below average smart. You're just like, you're just a little below the middle line of intelligence. If he wants to get smarter. Yeah. My answer is yes. Okay. Okay. He's perfect. You're going to make sure he reads more. Like, look, we're going to read. He can't be stupid as fuck. He's stupid. No, he's not stupid. He's just below average. Let's see. The average person is stupid. Okay. No, then. No. She's like, yes, the average person is stupid. That's the problem. Yeah, average people are stupid. I mean, I have our country voted for idiot. That is kind of an indicator, isn't it? All right. He's perfect in every way, but he's 25 years older than you. Oh, yeah. Sweet. He's perfect in every way, but he cannot physically satisfy you. No. Oh, he's perfect in every way, but he doesn't go to the gym consistently. That's okay. Okay. He's perfect in every way, but he actively runs his own business. That's good. Okay. He's perfect in every way, but he's been intimate. He's been intimate with a girl that you know. Can't do it. Nope. He's perfect in every way, but he went to jail for taking $100,000 from a nonprofit. Oh, no. Just a little scammer. No. That's awful. He was scammed a little bit. All right. He's perfect in every way, but he can't save money. No. He's perfect. He's perfect in every way, but he kisses his mom on the mouth. He's perfect in every other way. He just kisses his mom on the mouth. That's so weird. No. Oh, man. He's perfect in every way, but he is an accomplished sniper, like 30 bodies. Yeah, sure. He's perfect in every way, but he takes expensive gifts from other women. No. Can't do that one. No, that's funny though. He's perfect in every way, but his ex was famous. That's fine. Perfect in every way, but can't admit what he's wrong. No. He's like, no, that's bad. I've done that. Don't not been there. Perfect in every way, but he's a celebrity masseuse. This right here or the next one? Okay. He's perfect in every way, but he has a pet that sleeps in the bed with him. All right. He's perfect in every way, but he's a famous actor who's always typecasted as a promiscuous person. No, thank you. He's perfect in every way, but he has promiscuous friends. No. Oh, man. Just a couple of friends. He's perfect. This is friends. They just out there in the streets. No, because you were always, always

[849.7s] SPEAKER_00: going to like, no, just no. Got you. It rubs off on them eventually, even if it's not that. I understand. I've seen that happen to good men or they're just kind of like, you're a pussy. He can't stand up to that. Sorry, that was a long answer. I understand. I understand him. He's perfect in every way, but he goes to the club every week without fail. No. Well, thank you very kindly, Ms. Bella. I appreciate you. I wish I had time to ask you a question. Oh, ask me right now. What you got? Okay. She's perfect. Yes. Okay. Wait. She's perfect. Are you in a relationship? I'm married. Oh, okay. So say your wife is perfect in every way, but she doesn't brush her teeth at night. She doesn't brush her teeth at night. I'm okay with that.

[904.2s] SPEAKER_01: Love. That's love. That's all I wanted to know. I'm dead. That's funny. Where are we unloading it? You want me to put the rear over there? Okay. No problem. That was funny. He said, yo, I don't know if that's up to video.

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