❓ So you know what? I need humor in my life. You need humor?
💬 I guess. I suppose. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Okay, okay. He's perfect in every way, but he doesn't go to the gym consistently.
Opinion / Hot Take
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[0.9s]SPEAKER_00:Alright, we in there? You subscribed? Yep. Alright, let's do this, let's do this. Alright, so the next part of this is, it's called He's Perfect in Every Way. You're gonna think about your perfect guy. This guy can do no wrong. Everything you love about a man is all inside this one guy. He is your dream man. But there's one problem with him. Okay, I see that yes, you'll marry him or no, you can't do it. Okay? Alright. Now after I ask the question, he goes back to being perfect. Sounds good? Right. We're gonna go through each scenario. He's perfect in every way, but he's average looking. I mean, to you, that means every time you go out in the world, half the dudes look better than your guy. Yeah. He's perfect in every way, but he cheats. No. But he's perfect. I don't care. If he was perfect, you wouldn't cheat. He's perfect in every way, but he doesn't care about your career. Okay. He's perfect in every way, but he does not want to be a father. That's fine too. He's perfect in every way, but he never makes you laugh. No. So you know what? I need humor in my life. You need humor? Okay. He can't cook. He is a female bestie. That's fine. He's a virgin. He's attended two ditty parties in the last two years. Hell no. He's perfect in every way, but he's 25 years older than you. He's perfect in every way, but he can never, he just cannot physically satisfy you. Every other way, he's perfect.
[127.6s]SPEAKER_01:I guess. I suppose. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Okay, okay. He's perfect in every way, but he doesn't go to the gym consistently.
[142.6s]SPEAKER_00:That's cool because I don't need him. He's perfect in every way, but he actively runs his own business. What's wrong with that? You say yes, it's cool. Yeah. He's perfect in every way, but he's been intimate with a girl that you know. No. A person I know close or just associate wise. He's perfect in every way so you can pick. It's just that there's a girl you know and he's... Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. It's associate wise. He went to jail for taking $100,000 from a non-profit. He's a scammer. Can you still be with him? Wait, wait, wait, wait. Say that one back? Yeah, he might be taken. He's perfect in every way so it's not one that you like. Back in the day, he just caught a little lick. Oh yeah, he just bought me a monkey. Okay, cool. He's perfect in every way, but he can't save money. No. He's perfect in every way, but he kisses his mom on the mouth. No. He's perfect in every way, but he's an accomplished sniper. He's got like 30 confirmed kills. Yeah, why not? He's perfect in every way, but he takes expensive gifts from other women. No. Next one? Yeah. All right, Miss B. I appreciate you. You've been fantastic. So thank you. I want you to have the best of some days. I'll do what I can. Peace.