PXL_20250814_122725681 — Barkley Corpus

[0.3s] SPEAKER_00: All right, we back again. So these lovely ladies have agreed to help us out with the survey. We're doing just the lightning round this time. So we're going to play the game. He's perfect in every way. So ladies, I need you guys to think about your dream guy. Your mama like him the right amount. Your daddy respects him. You love him. Your friends like him just the right amount. He does everything that you like. All right. Perfect. Okay. But there's one problem. So I've here yes or no. You like you asked to marry him or not. Everyone get it. Yes. All right, let's do this. He's perfect in every way, but he is average. You walk into any room half the guys look better than your guy. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. All right. Cool. Cool. He's perfect in every way, but he cheats. The money, the power, the fame. Everyone else loves him. You don't even know about cheating. Feel like no. Definitely. First time. Gotta go. Perfect in every way, but he doesn't care about your career. No. Perfect in every way, but he does not want to be a father. Yes. He never makes you laugh. No. Can't cook. In every way, but he has a female best friend. A bestie. No. Yes. Yeah.

[99.3s] SPEAKER_01: I'm 50-50. It depends on how they interact with each other. It depends on how they interact with each other. If it's like a childhood best friend, I can't take that away from him. Like he lies to you. Yeah, like I can't take that away. That's just a different way. I was like Aiden.

[117.1s] SPEAKER_00: Every way, but he's a virgin. That's hard to find. Every way, but he's attended two giddy parties in the last two years. No. Definitely not. Perfect in every way, but youth below average

[136.7s] SPEAKER_01: spark. A little below the norm. I can help this guy. He's perfect in every way, but he cannot

[148.7s] SPEAKER_00: physically satisfy you. No. Perfect in every way, but he doesn't go to the gym consistently. Yeah. Exactly runs his own business. Perfect in every way, but he's been intimate with a girl that you

[173.1s] SPEAKER_01: know. No. Definitely not. Perfect in every way, but he went to jail for a hundred thousand dollars being taken from a non-profit. He was a scammer. No, not the non-profit. That's it. It was still

[210.7s] SPEAKER_00: perfect in every way, but he kisses you. Yes. Every way, but his ex was famous. Oh my gosh, that was so

[232.9s] SPEAKER_01: Yes. Yes. That's a lot to live up to. Yes, because I believe in myself. Every way,

[244.5s] SPEAKER_00: but he takes expensive gifts from other women. Takes? Takes. Well, I mean they give him the gifts, but he's like, yeah, I receive those. Oh, like if like. If the can. I mean he has like, let's say he has the perfect job, right? He just has a client or co-worker. They just, they love giving him

[261.5s] SPEAKER_01: expensive gifts. And they give him like expense alone or something. Yeah, like this is by himself. As long as he takes some home to me. Yeah. That would be okay. Yeah. I say yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay.

[270.6s] SPEAKER_00: We got a couple more. Y'all ready for a couple more? All right. He's perfect in every way, but he can't admit when he's wrong. No. No. He's a celebrity masseuse. No. Yes.

[285.9s] SPEAKER_01: You saying no to the celebrity masseuse in the back? Yeah. Okay. You only need to be rubbing on that. Okay. He has a pet that sleeps in the bed with him. That's all right. That's okay. I don't

[303.9s] SPEAKER_00: like dogs. I don't like nothing. Okay. He's a famous actor, but he's always typecasted as like a promiscuous guy, nude scenes, all that kind of stuff. No. No. No. I can't do that. He has promiscuous friends. No. He's perfect in every other way. He just got some promiscuous friends.

[324.4s] SPEAKER_01: You are who you hang around. But he's perfect. I can trust him. He's trustworthy. He's got some friends that be on the screen. That's it. You know my ex or something? You asking all the right

[340.1s] SPEAKER_00: questions. I just study a lot. I just study a lot. He's perfect in every way, but he goes to the club every week without fail, with or without fail. No. Throw up by now. I understood. I understood. Well, ladies, thank you very much. I hope you enjoyed yourselves. Thank you. You're welcome. We got the mic. Oh, thank you. I appreciate it. Ladies, y'all have a great one. Thank you.

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