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#1 ยท Interviewer โฑ๏ธ 63.2s โ†’ Guest โฑ๏ธ 119.5s โณ Unreviewed
โ“ That's a deal breaker for me because you gotta, you know, you gotta care about my career. Okay. What about if he doesn't want to be a father?
๐Ÿ’ฌ Whatever you need to be perfect every way. He's just a virgin. Okay. He's perfect in every way, but he's attended to Diddy parties in the last two years. Yeah. No, you're gonna be right along with Diddy right behind Martin with me. He's perfect in every way, but you think he's below average smart. I can still fuck with him. Yeah. No, can't do that. He's perfect in every way, but he cannot physically satisfy you got to leave on that one. I got to leave on that. You got to leave on that one. I got to leave on that. All right. He's perfect in every way, but he actively runs his own business. Okay. He's perfect in every way, but he doesn't go to the gym consistently. I can stay with him. All right. He's perfect in every way, but he's been intimate with a girl that you know. Honestly, it depends on like the person I know and me and her like relationship. Like we're like friends. We're like best friends or something. It's like, I mean, he's perfect in every other way. So, I mean, he's perfect in every way. Even the girl who it is like the perfect girl. I think I'm gonna have to slide on that. Somebody I know. I can't do that. No, we ain't doing it. I can't do that. He's perfect in every way, but he went to jail for taking $100,000 from a nonprofit on some scammers. You gotta make your money. I ain't gonna lie. I fought with that. You gotta make your money. All right. Perfect in every way, but he can't save money. I could still fuck with you. He's perfect in every way, but he's an accomplished sniper. Got like 30 confirmed kills.
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#2 ยท Interviewer โฑ๏ธ 246.7s โ†’ Guest โฑ๏ธ 344.6s โณ Unreviewed
โ“ I can fuck with. They are celebrity masseuse. They're a celebrity but what?
๐Ÿ’ฌ All right. Use some of our experimental ones. Okay. He's perfect in every way, but he thinks you look average. Crazy word. Yeah, no, I'm slutty. All right. He's perfect in every way, but he posts thirst traps. Yeah, no, I'm slutty. All right. He's perfect in every way, but he's always in other people's business. Yeah, yeah, spill the tea. Spill the tea to me. All right. He's perfect in every way, but he never went to college. That's all right. Cool with that. He's perfect in every way, but he has a kid. Yeah, I can't do that one. I don't like baby mama drama. Can't do it. Okay. He's perfect in every way. He's on me. Even baby mama drama is good. No, no.
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[0.1s] SPEAKER_00: What's good everybody? It's your boy Uncle Les. We're in the whip. We're in the. What's good everybody? It's your boy Uncle Les. We're in the whip. It's time to play everyone's favorite game. He's perfect in every way. So look Saraya, what I need you to do is I want you to think about your perfect guy. Everything about him is exactly the way you want it. The way he looks, the way he talks, the way he walks, how your people feel about him, what his job is, everything. Perfect. Okay? I'm going to say he's perfect in every way, but he has one problem. All I need you to do is tell me whether you would still marry him or you're like, no, that's a deal breaker. Okay. Makes sense? Makes sense. All right, let's do this. He's perfect in every way, but he is average looking. I.E. you walk into any room and half the dudes look better than your dudes. I would still, I would still be with him. All right. All right. Cool. Cool. Perfect in every way, but he cheats. That's that. I'm sorry. That's a deal breaker for me. I don't tolerate the cheating. Okay. He's perfect in every way, but he doesn't care about your career.
[63.2s] SPEAKER_01: I would still. No, that's a deal breaker for me. Okay. That's a deal breaker for me because you gotta, you know, you gotta care about my career. Okay. What about if he doesn't want to be a father? Honestly, I can still be with him because I can understand that. You know, some people are not ready for fatherhood. Okay. Okay. He's perfect in every way, but he never makes you laugh. Yeah, I still be, you know, some people are just corny. Okay. He's perfect in every way, but he can't cook. He's not meant to cook. Okay. But he has a female best friend. Yeah. No, that's yeah. Your best friend. We ain't doing that. I'm not doing that. All right. Got it. He's perfect in every way, but he is a virgin. Honestly, it all depends on his virgin story.
[119.5s] SPEAKER_00: Whatever you need to be perfect every way. He's just a virgin. Okay. He's perfect in every way, but he's attended to Diddy parties in the last two years. Yeah. No, you're gonna be right along with Diddy right behind Martin with me. He's perfect in every way, but you think he's below average smart. I can still fuck with him. Yeah. No, can't do that. He's perfect in every way, but he cannot physically satisfy you got to leave on that one. I got to leave on that. You got to leave on that one. I got to leave on that. All right. He's perfect in every way, but he actively runs his own business. Okay. He's perfect in every way, but he doesn't go to the gym consistently. I can stay with him. All right. He's perfect in every way, but he's been intimate with a girl that you know. Honestly, it depends on like the person I know and me and her like relationship. Like we're like friends. We're like best friends or something. It's like, I mean, he's perfect in every other way. So, I mean, he's perfect in every way. Even the girl who it is like the perfect girl. I think I'm gonna have to slide on that. Somebody I know. I can't do that. No, we ain't doing it. I can't do that. He's perfect in every way, but he went to jail for taking $100,000 from a nonprofit on some scammers. You gotta make your money. I ain't gonna lie. I fought with that. You gotta make your money. All right. Perfect in every way, but he can't save money. I could still fuck with you. He's perfect in every way, but he's an accomplished sniper. Got like 30 confirmed kills.
[246.7s] SPEAKER_01: As long as you ain't trying to kill me, I'll fuck with you. All right. He's perfect in every way, but he takes expensive gifts from other women. He takes expensive gifts from other women. Yeah, they just give him expensive gifts. Yeah, no, I'm not doing that one. He's perfect in every way, but his ex was famous. Okay. You can't admit when he's wrong. No man can, but I guess that's what we deal with. I can fuck with. They are celebrity masseuse. They're a celebrity but what? A celebrity masseuse. Like they massage celebrities. Like that's his job. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. No, I can't do that. They do that one. No, he's perfect in every way, but he has a pet that sleeps with him. I guess I can, I can fuck with him. Okay. He's perfect in every way, but he's a famous actor who's always typecasted as a promiscuous kind of slutty guy. No, no, I can't do that one. He's an actor. I mean, yeah, but that shit, that should be real though. Like that should be real. He's perfect in every way, but he has promiscuous friends. Okay, he got promiscuous friends. It's kind of an influence thing, but it ain't you. So I can fuck with him. He's perfect in every way, but he goes to the club every week without fail with or without. Yeah, no, I can't do that one.
[344.6s] SPEAKER_00: All right. Use some of our experimental ones. Okay. He's perfect in every way, but he thinks you look average. Crazy word. Yeah, no, I'm slutty. All right. He's perfect in every way, but he posts thirst traps. Yeah, no, I'm slutty. All right. He's perfect in every way, but he's always in other people's business. Yeah, yeah, spill the tea. Spill the tea to me. All right. He's perfect in every way, but he never went to college. That's all right. Cool with that. He's perfect in every way, but he has a kid. Yeah, I can't do that one. I don't like baby mama drama. Can't do it. Okay. He's perfect in every way. He's on me. Even baby mama drama is good. No, no.
[391.1s] SPEAKER_01: He's like, no, this thing is good. Mama drama ain't never good. Like because the baby mama, you got bitter baby. Mama's like, I feel like any man who has a baby mama and he's a baby daddy. The baby mama always gonna be in the picture and she gonna be upset. Like you can co-parent and everything, and she still gonna be bitter. Either way.
[408.5s] SPEAKER_00: all right perfect in every way but he can't read can't read can't read if he's
[419.6s] SPEAKER_01: teachable then I can fuck with him if you're a teacher would be able to read to try to read I can't fuck with you but you're not teachable then okay he's perfect in every way but he doesn't read he's like I just don't read yeah that's all right nobody reads
[434.7s] SPEAKER_00: nowadays for real yeah okay he's perfect in every way but he voted for Trump yeah no you gotta go all right he's perfect in every way but he is a feminist okay okay he's perfect in every way but he likes pancakes over waffles I'm cool with that all right perfect in every way but he likes orange juice over apple juice I fuck with that all right he's perfect in every way but he hates frosted flakes I fuck with that all right there we go well I appreciate you all right thank you
[470.8s] SPEAKER_01: I'm so glad to be on your show again y'all follow me on my socials my ID is fitwithsarai and
[477.3s] SPEAKER_00: lifewithjsarai man y'all follow me bye thank y'all thank y'all thank y'all I appreciate it