📚 Barkley Corpus

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⏱️ 05m 29s · 🗣️ Interviewer, Guest · 3 Q&A pairs · 19 speaker turns
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💬 Questions & Answers
#1 · Interviewer ⏱️ 26.5s → Guest ⏱️ 53.3s ⏳ Unreviewed
❓ Everything in here is one time, get it right, you win the point. Alright, whoever gets the best answer gets the point for the question. Sound good?
💬 Shut up, boy. Damn.
Opinion / Hot Take
#2 · Interviewer ⏱️ 76.2s → Guest ⏱️ 105.3s ⏳ Unreviewed
❓ Lady and friend, you guys are squad. Alright, we're gonna try it. You ready for the next one?
💬 Baby oil.
📚 Books & Reading Opinion / Hot Take
#3 · Interviewer ⏱️ 149.2s → Guest ⏱️ 153.1s ⏳ Unreviewed
❓ Squad, what you got?
💬 It's all you. You're the one with it. It's not we, it's you. Oh, um, money.
💰 Work & Money Opinion / Hot Take
📜 Full Transcript
[1.1s] SPEAKER_00: What's good everybody? It's your boy Uncle Les. I'm in the car with the folks. Say what's up, folks! What's up! Damn, y'all definitely have to do this again. Like, I love this. Alright, so, they have agreed to do a little quickie on the, on the, uh... Little quickie? Little quickie on the streets. Oh yeah! We call it the streets versus the squad. So, Nam, who's your teammate?
[23.7s] SPEAKER_01: My teammate?
[24.7s] SPEAKER_00: Pick your teammate.
[26.2s] SPEAKER_01: Clay.
[26.5s] SPEAKER_00: Clay, your teammate. You guys are the squad. The other two gentlemen, you guys are the streets. Alright, we're the streets now. Alright, now I'm going to give you guys a question. Everything in here is one time, get it right, you win the point. Alright, whoever gets the best answer gets the point for the question. Sound good? Yes, sir. Alright, name the top answer to this question. Things a parent would say before whipping their child.
[53.3s] SPEAKER_01: Shut up, boy. Damn.
[58.0s] SPEAKER_00: Bad. Middle name. Middle name? Stupid? What's the other one? Bad. Bad. Okay. Oh, none of those were the top four, but damn, y'all have some abusive parents.
[74.4s] SPEAKER_01: What about pick your switch?
[76.2s] SPEAKER_00: Pick your switch is number four. Oh, yeah. So, blow, blam, point for you guys now. This is a practice one, so just so you guys know, you just have to say the name of your team in order to buzz in, okay? So, one of you guys is the streets, the two gentlemen. We're in the streets now. Lady and friend, you guys are squad. Alright, we're gonna try it. You ready for the next one? Let's do this one. Let's go. Name something that Diddy would ask you to bring to the party.
[105.3s] SPEAKER_01: Baby oil.
[107.4s] SPEAKER_00: Street. Squad. Says baby oil? Streets. Streets. Soap. Soap? Alright, soap is not in the top four, but the number one answer is baby oil. Let's go. Boom, boom, love it. Alright, name something. Oh, I love this one. We got one minute. You might as well go through this. Why do women need men? Money. Someone's gotta chime in first. Companionship. Squad, streets, someone has to say a buzzer word, but I see the streets. I see the streets. Streets. Streets, companionship. Companionship? That's nice.
[147.6s] SPEAKER_01: What'd you go for Dylan?
[149.2s] SPEAKER_00: Squad, what you got?
[153.1s] SPEAKER_01: It's all you. You're the one with it. It's not we, it's you. Oh, um, money.
[159.3s] SPEAKER_00: Money? Alright, so companionship is number four. Money is number one though. Funny one about that one. Number two is we don't need men. I was like, damn y'all, this is the world we're living in. Alright, you're inside of a Waffle House and a fight breaks out. What do you do next? Squad, what you got? You said leave? Alright. Um, streets, video record. Alright, leave is the number two answer. Number one answer is record that show. World star! Alright, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see. Let's see, what's another one of these questions in here? Do you know these questions off or down? Yes, I'm having to memorize them. But I've done some more since, so I got like 40 more to add in there. I feel like these answers are gonna change by the time you guys hit me. Some of them. Uh, let's see, what's another one off the dome? We gotta find one. Oh shit, this is one of my favorite ones. Name the top reason that men get married.
[234.0s] SPEAKER_01: Big tits. Uh, streets, what do we got? Streets, love. Love?
[248.6s] SPEAKER_00: Why are y'all laughing at that one? That's actually really funny. Yes. Okay.
[255.8s] SPEAKER_01: What's the number one answer?
[257.2s] SPEAKER_00: The number one answer is sex, physical attraction, which I thought was crazy. Um, number two was finances. Number three was don't die alone or some shit like that. Like, loneliness. Loneliness, pretty much. And then number four was, oh shit, number four is family pressure. Yeah, like that one was very, I was very confused by those four answers. Now here's another one that's funny. Just a little statistics to get you with. When I ask people about why do women need men, no one's mentioned leadership. No one mentioned a father. No one mentioned kids. No one mentioned love. So women don't need fathers, love, or that shit anymore. That's the world we're living in now. It gets crazy. Men, love is mentioned. We're like, we want to be loved. Yeah, we want love. We want love no more. So I want to tell you that I asked you guys some of the most surface level questions I've asked. So please subscribe. Watch out for that. Who's there for my number?