❓ together. I mean, like, what do you do with your best friend?
💬 but he's attended two ditty parties in the last two years. Yeah, no. That's insane. All right. He's perfect in every way, but you think he's below average smart. Just a little bit.
❓ Yes. He's perfect in every way, but his ex was famous. His ex is famous?
💬 awesome. Ladies, you can do me a favor right here. There should be like a little purple sheet of paper. If you can scan that right there, you ladies have any social media. I want to shout it out. Yeah. Go ahead and scream out that. Throw out those socials.
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[0.2s]SPEAKER_01:What's good everybody? It's your boy Uncle Les. I'm in the car with the ladies. Say what's up ladies? I love this. I love this. I love this. All right, we're gonna make this turn now. All right, so they've agreed to help us with the survey, but we're going to, we got time to do the lightning round. So let's get to it. Let's get to it. So ladies, we're gonna go through, he's perfect in every way. All you gotta do is say yes, you would marry him or no, you wouldn't. Okay. Okay. So he's perfect in every way, but he looks average. You go in any room, you think half the guys look better
[31.2s]SPEAKER_00:than your guy. She said, no, we ain't doing it. Marrying, marrying an average. He's perfect in
[45.6s]SPEAKER_01:every other way. You got the money, you got the look, you got the money, family's good, everything. Like he's perfect. He just, good style. You got good style. All right. Yeah. He just looks, you know,
[57.8s]SPEAKER_00:we'd marry him. Okay. We'd marry him. Yeah. I don't add a mustache on and like,
[66.6s]SPEAKER_01:and he don't matter to like, he gonna look average. That's what it's going to be.
[69.8s]SPEAKER_00:Okay. I would say yes. If he's perfect in every other way, try to keep my mind open.
[74.4s]SPEAKER_01:Okay. Okay. She's saying no. All right. He's perfect in every way, but he cheats.
[79.5s]SPEAKER_00:Fuck. No. Can I swallow his microphone and say fuck? No. Fuck. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
[89.5s]SPEAKER_01:cheaters. All right. Perfect in every way, but he doesn't care about your career.
[93.8s]SPEAKER_00:No. Oh, that's fine. Is he going to pay? That means I mean, he's perfect in every other way. No, sorry. My career is my life. So, okay. I like my career, but I don't.
[105.4s]SPEAKER_01:He's perfect in every way, but he doesn't want to be a father personally. That's fine with me.
[112.6s]SPEAKER_00:I'm indifferent about kids. He's perfect in every other way. No, I think I need kids. Okay. He's perfect in every way, but he never makes you laugh. Oh my God. No. No. Boring. How
[135.9s]SPEAKER_01:is he perfect in every other way? I mean, every other way. He's awesome. Boring. Touches you. I mean, the way he touches your body is fantastic. Your family love him. Everything. Forget that.
[146.4s]SPEAKER_00:We don't want none of that. He can't make you laugh. We have to be friends and funny first.
[151.4s]SPEAKER_01:Okay. Perfect in every way, but he can't cook. I can do the cooking. Yeah, that's fine. He's perfect in every way, but he has a female best friend, a bestie. I mean, they go on trips
[166.8s]SPEAKER_00:together. I mean, like, what do you do with your best friend? I mean, my guy best friend, not a trip. FaceTime maybe. Yeah, no. Okay. Next. Perfect in every way, but he's a virgin. No, I don't think I can do that. I can't teach him any of that. Okay. He's perfect in every way,
[204.5s]SPEAKER_01:but he's attended two ditty parties in the last two years. Yeah, no. That's insane. All right. He's perfect in every way, but you think he's below average smart. Just a little bit.
[222.9s]SPEAKER_00:No, probably not. Honestly, it's such a turn-off when guys are just like,
[227.0s]SPEAKER_01:kind of dumb. I don't want to look at my husband and be like, oh, I'm smart.
[232.2s]SPEAKER_00:And I want to have intellectual conversations with my husband. No. Okay. He's perfect in every
[238.0s]SPEAKER_01:way, but he's 25 years older than you. Yes. Okay. He's perfect in every way, but he can never physically satisfy you. No. Every other way, like, your life is perfect because of this guy. You just can't clap the cheeks right. No. Well, unfortunately,
[265.7s]SPEAKER_00:that's a big emotional part of a relationship. Okay. Not everything, but it's important.
[271.2s]SPEAKER_01:He's perfect in every way, but he doesn't go to the gym. Yeah. Like other physical activities. Are you sure? Yeah. That's totally fine. Okay. He's perfect in every way, but he actively runs his
[285.5s]SPEAKER_00:own business. Yeah. It's a good sign. Great. He's perfect in every way, but he's been intimate with the girl that you know. Like, it depends on how long ago, but probably not. Okay. Perfect in every way, but he went to jail for taking a hundred thousand dollars. No. She says no jail time. We can't do it. No. He's perfect in every way, but he can't save money. No. I mean, he makes money. I need my man to be good with money because I don't know how to invest and do all that stuff.
[333.8s]SPEAKER_01:Okay. He's perfect in every way, but he's an accomplished sniper, like 30 confirmed kills. Maybe he could protect me. She says no. She says yes. She's like, no, you can't be out here.
[353.5s]SPEAKER_00:Like that's kind of badass. Like it depends on who he's sniping. Anyway, that's controversial. Right here? Yes. He's perfect in every way, but his ex was famous. His ex is famous? His ex is
[383.6s]SPEAKER_01:awesome. Ladies, you can do me a favor right here. There should be like a little purple sheet of paper. If you can scan that right there, you ladies have any social media. I want to shout it out. Yeah. Go ahead and scream out that. Throw out those socials.
[396.5s]SPEAKER_00:Follow me on Instagram, underscore Annabelle, A-N-N-A-B-E-L beach like the beach underscore or my TikTok Annabelle Beach. Awesome friend. Okay. Follow me.
[415.9s]SPEAKER_01:Wonderful. Love it. Ladies. Thank you. Thank you so much. Oh, thank you so much. Yes. They call me uncle Les. I'm so glad you enjoyed it. Uncle Les. Uncle Les. Yeah. Love it.
[427.3s]SPEAKER_00:We love you. Oh, I feel the love. Your biggest fan. Peace.