[0.1s]SPEAKER_00:Alright y'all, we back with Ms. Triple. We up in here. You got any socials you want to shout out?
[5.6s]SPEAKER_01:Oh, follow me on Instagram at luvtids, L-U-V-T-I-G-G-E-S-S.
[11.3s]SPEAKER_00:Alright y'all, so we about to be lightin' around. The game is, he's perfect in every way! So, I want you to think about your perfect dude. Everything about him is exactly the way you want it. Okay. But, I got one problem with him, alright? I'm gonna give you that one problem. All you gotta do is tell me, yes I would do it, I would marry him, or no, you can't do it.
[29.3s]SPEAKER_01:Okay.
[29.7s]SPEAKER_00:Alright, here we go. He's perfect in every way, but he look average, i.e. every room you walk in, half the dudes look better than your guy, in your opinion.
[38.9s]SPEAKER_01:I would.
[39.7s]SPEAKER_00:You'd do it? I would. Perfect in every way, but he cheats.
[42.6s]SPEAKER_01:I wouldn't.
[43.6s]SPEAKER_00:Perfect in every way, but he doesn't care about your career.
[47.9s]SPEAKER_01:I wouldn't.
[49.0s]SPEAKER_00:Perfect in every way, but he doesn't want to be a father.
[52.9s]SPEAKER_01:I wouldn't.
[54.1s]SPEAKER_00:He never makes you laugh.
[56.2s]SPEAKER_01:I wouldn't. Oh, sorry dawg. Well, he didn't just turn them all out of...
[73.5s]SPEAKER_00:Okay, he did turn them all out of nowhere, right?
[75.4s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah, yeah.
[76.2s]SPEAKER_00:Okay, I thought that was a little crazy. Alright, perfect in every way, but he can't cook. I would. He's perfect in every way, but he has a female best friend.
[86.0s]SPEAKER_01:I would.
[87.3s]SPEAKER_00:He's perfect in every way, but he's a virgin. I would. Perfect in every way, but he attended two ditty parties in the last two years.
[95.1s]SPEAKER_01:I would not.
[97.2s]SPEAKER_00:Perfect in every way, but you think he's below average smart. Perfect in every way, but he can never physically satisfy you.
[107.5s]SPEAKER_01:I would not.
[108.2s]SPEAKER_00:He's perfect in every way, but he actively runs his own business.
[112.3s]SPEAKER_01:I would.
[113.9s]SPEAKER_00:He's perfect in every way, but he doesn't go to the gym. I would. He's perfect in every way, but he's been intimate with a girl that you know. He's perfect in every way, but he went to jail for scamming $100,000 from a nonprofit. He's perfect in every way, but he's an accomplished sniper.
[140.3s]SPEAKER_01:I would not. That's my friend. It is nice. This is cool, though.
[146.3s]SPEAKER_00:I like this. I appreciate it. I appreciate it.
[148.4s]SPEAKER_01:I'll probably join you, too.
[149.3s]SPEAKER_00:Thank you.
[149.9s]SPEAKER_01:I mean, dang. Subscribe.
[152.5s]SPEAKER_00:Hey, can I get the mic real quick?
[154.4s]SPEAKER_01:Oh, yeah. Dang. My bad.
[156.3s]SPEAKER_00:Hold on. You good. You good. All right. Peace. Thank you.