[0.0s]SPEAKER_00:Okay. All right. What's good everybody? It's your boy Uncle Les. I'm in the car with the ladies. Say what's up ladies? Hey! What's up? I love it. I love it. I love it. All right, so they agreed to help us with he's perfect in every way. So Ladies, let's get to it. He's perfect in every way But he is average looking to you. I.e. everywhere you go half the guys look better than your guy in your opinion.
[26.1s]SPEAKER_01:Do you get to answer yes or no?
[27.4s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah, like you're like, yo, I'll be with him or nah, it's deal breaker.
[32.6s]SPEAKER_01:No.
[33.5s]SPEAKER_00:No, you gotta be above average.
[36.1s]SPEAKER_01:I think it's a no too. Actually, yeah, not even on like a shallow perspective. I'm pretty sexual. So yeah, there's actually kind of a higher standard. So yeah, no.
[48.9s]SPEAKER_00:Perfect in every way, but he cheats. Hell no.
[53.7s]SPEAKER_01:That's not perfect. He's not perfect.
[56.3s]SPEAKER_00:I mean, you don't even know about the cheating like he's like, he's... If I don't know, it's still imperfect.
[61.7s]SPEAKER_01:Okay, got you.
[62.7s]SPEAKER_00:So if he's not perfect, we can't be with him.
[66.0s]SPEAKER_01:Well, perfect is a mindset, but cheating is far from perfect. I understand, I understand.
[70.5s]SPEAKER_00:He's perfect in every way, but he does not care about your career.
[76.3s]SPEAKER_01:Oh, no. Low-key yes, but kind of no. I really like my career. So if I worked as like an assistant somewhere, I don't think I would care. But actually I do like my job. So no, that would, yeah.
[89.9s]SPEAKER_00:So he doesn't like your job, but can't be with him.
[92.0s]SPEAKER_01:No. Yeah, my job is cool.
[94.1s]SPEAKER_00:He's perfect in every way, but he does not want to be a father.
[97.5s]SPEAKER_01:Hell yes! Fuck them kids. I'm going to say no. Because I do want a baby. No, yeah, it's a no for me. Or wait, no, it's a yes for me because I don't want to have kids.
[109.5s]SPEAKER_00:Perfect in every way, but he never makes you laugh. Oh, absolutely not.
[113.4s]SPEAKER_01:He will not even get along if you can't make him laugh.
[116.5s]SPEAKER_00:Perfect in every way, but he can't cook.
[118.7s]SPEAKER_01:I love cooking. So no, for me.
[122.9s]SPEAKER_00:If he can't cook, it's a no?
[124.2s]SPEAKER_01:I would like him to help prepare ingredients, but I actually do really like to cook. So maybe yes, yeah.
[131.6s]SPEAKER_00:Perfect in every way, but he doesn't believe in God.
[136.2s]SPEAKER_01:Yes, because I went to Catholic school for a lot of years and I don't really care about that anymore. I'd also say yes, because I believe in multiple ideologies. We can be open minded.
[149.9s]SPEAKER_00:Perfect in every way, but he never went to college.
[153.9s]SPEAKER_01:No, well, this is a hard one. There's a lot of nuance there. Really nuance, yeah.
[161.4s]SPEAKER_00:He's perfect in every other way. He's like, hey, I just didn't go to college to do it.
[164.3s]SPEAKER_01:So perfect meaning he has a high paying job, he can be a provider still, then yes. Then yeah, yeah, because there's, yeah, you can make it work.
[173.3s]SPEAKER_00:He's perfect in every way, but he has a female bestie.
[178.1s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah, I don't care.
[180.8s]SPEAKER_00:He's perfect in every way, but he's a virgin.
[183.7s]SPEAKER_01:No. I'd say yeah. That's an open word, I'm saying yeah.
[190.4s]SPEAKER_00:He's perfect in every way, but he's attended two ditty parties in the last...
[195.0s]SPEAKER_01:No, absolutely not, immediately no. Because why do you even know that man?
[200.1s]SPEAKER_00:He's perfect in every way, but you think he's below average smart.
[204.0s]SPEAKER_01:No, because yeah, we've got to match each other on that.
[206.6s]SPEAKER_00:Okay, okay, okay. All right, I think your spot is like right there. Yeah, we are right here, yep. I got like a couple more of these up to you guys.
[215.2s]SPEAKER_01:It's sold out tonight, we got to get in.
[217.1s]SPEAKER_00:All right, let me go ahead and get that mic. Appreciate it. Thank you so much. Be easy.