💬 Perfect in every way, but they attended two ditty parties in the last two years. I don't know if I can talk to you for a little bit. Perfect in every way, but he's a virgin.
❓ It's been fun. Wait, how much of this has been recorded?
💬 Well, I'm older right now. It's okay. You're like, Hey, let's cut it right here. I'm cool with that. No, it's fine. But just that part is that part. I leave that part out. Yeah. No, he's perfect in every way, but he's 25 years older than you.
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[0.6s]SPEAKER_01:What's good, everybody? It's Shibow Uncle Les. I'm gonna call him my main man, Adam. Hey, Adam, right? Ryan. Ryan. But we'll take it either way. We'll take it. Okay, we're going with Ryan, though. Yeah. All right. So, Ryan, we're gonna do, he's perfect in every way. You ready? Yeah. All right. He's perfect in every way, but he looks average to you. You're like, yo, every time you walk in, half the dudes look better than your guy. A scale one, 10, am I getting him a number? Or what is the, what are we doing? Whatever you say the average guy is, whatever his average number is, your guy's always at that number.
[32.6s]SPEAKER_00:Um, no, if he's perfect every way. Every other way. He's average. But he's average looking. I'll give him like a, a seven. So are you okay with that? Like, you can marry him? He, if he's perfect every way, but he just doesn't look great. Yep. Yeah, seven.
[52.3s]SPEAKER_01:Okay. He's perfect in every way, but he cheats. Oh, none. No points. No points.
[61.1s]SPEAKER_00:It's over. No.
[61.8s]SPEAKER_01:All right. Garbage.
[62.5s]SPEAKER_00:Trash. Trash. He's perfect in every way, but he can't cook. He's not, he, he's not in this roster. Okay. We can't do it. We can't do it. No, he's not invited here. He's perfect in every way, but he doesn't care about your career at all. He wouldn't be talking to me at the moment. He's not, he's not on the list. He's not on the list? No.
[83.8s]SPEAKER_01:He's perfect in every way, but he doesn't want to be a father.
[86.8s]SPEAKER_00:That's my man.
[90.1s]SPEAKER_01:He's perfect in every way, but he never makes you laugh.
[93.6s]SPEAKER_00:Oh, we've never met.
[95.1s]SPEAKER_01:I'm dead. Yeah. He's perfect in every way, but he doesn't believe in God. Sister, I don't know.
[103.9s]SPEAKER_00:We're, um, we're, yeah, figuring that out.
[107.4s]SPEAKER_01:Figuring that out?
[108.0s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
[108.6s]SPEAKER_01:So we're like, you know, can't be with him.
[110.6s]SPEAKER_00:Like, you don't believe in God. I grew up Presbyterian. Okay. So it's a matter of who you can be convinced. Okay. Yes. Also learn that Presbyterian is, if you mix the words, it's Britney Spears. I'm dead. And now I'm like, religious.
[124.7s]SPEAKER_01:I'm dead. I'm dead. Okay. He's perfect in every way, but he has a female best friend. I mean, Kettle Black. Is that who we in there?
[136.2s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah. What?
[138.5s]SPEAKER_01:Kettle Black name.
[139.9s]SPEAKER_00:Pot calling me Kettle Black? Like, no shit. Ah, makes sense.
[143.9s]SPEAKER_01:Perfect in every way, but they attended two ditty parties in the last two years. I don't know if I can talk to you for a little bit. Perfect in every way, but he's a virgin.
[159.0s]SPEAKER_00:It's been fun. Wait, how much of this has been recorded?
[165.9s]SPEAKER_01:Well, I'm older right now. It's okay. You're like, Hey, let's cut it right here. I'm cool with that. No, it's fine. But just that part is that part. I leave that part out. Yeah. No, he's perfect in every way, but he's 25 years older than you.
[178.4s]SPEAKER_00:Oh, daddy. Hell yeah. If you're seeing this, call me.
[183.0s]SPEAKER_01:Wonderful. Perfect in every way, but they cannot physically satisfy you. They wouldn't be in this conversation the first place. Understood. Perfect in every way, but they don't go to the gym consistently. I, you know, no comment. I like a big boy. Makes sense. Perfect in every way, but he actively runs his own business. Okay. Run me. Gotcha. Perfect in every way, but he posts thirst traps. I'm here somehow. It worked. Good for you. He's perfect in every way, but he's been intimate with a guy you know.
[226.3s]SPEAKER_00:It's gay Atlanta, so no shit. Perfect in every way, but he can't read. Um, my type, himbo. Perfect in every way, but refuses to celebrate Christmas.
[237.6s]SPEAKER_01:Hanukkah, hive rise. Perfect in every way, but he just chooses not to read. He's just like, I don't read. We have audio books. All right. He's perfect in every way, but he can't save money. Same, sister. All right. Well, man, in the back of this here chair, there's a purple sheet of paper. If you could pull it out.