❓ Oh what? He's gone with the wind. Who is this nigga?
💬 He's not my perfect guy. Let me ask a question about that. Let me ask a question about that. So if he's taking care of you. Taking care of everything you need. Do you really care that he
❓ he posts thirst traps. No. What the fuck you think?
💬 Okay okay okay. He's perfect in every way but he's been intimate with a girl you know.
Opinion / Hot Take
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[0.1s]SPEAKER_01:What's good everybody? It's your boy Uncle Les. I'm in the car with the ladies. Say what's up ladies? Oh now she's gonna be in the camera. Nah y'all. Just for a little bit. Y'all understand this little one is adorable. So we gots to get into it. So these ladies doing he's perfect in every way. All right so ladies y'all know the rules let's make it happen. Question number one he's perfect in every way but he average looking like. Anywhere you go half the dudes look better than your dude.
[27.3s]SPEAKER_00:Oh I mean he got money. I mean he's perfect. He got the right amount of money you want.
[36.0s]SPEAKER_01:He do whatever you like. Your family like him. Friends like him. Just the right amount.
[40.5s]SPEAKER_00:You're keeping him. I'm keeping him. I'm keeping him. He's a keeper. All right he's a keeper. He's
[44.8s]SPEAKER_01:a keeper. All right he's perfect in every way but he cheats. Hell fucking no. Let him fuck him.
[50.0s]SPEAKER_00:Gotta go. Stage left. Stage left. He's perfect in every way. I'm done. He's perfect in every way.
[61.8s]SPEAKER_01:We don't condone cheating. We sure about that. Oh we're positive. He's perfect in every way but
[68.0s]SPEAKER_00:he doesn't care about your career. Oh what? He's gone with the wind. Who is this nigga? I mean he's your perfect guy. He just like hey your job. He's like hey like your job I don't really care about.
[79.7s]SPEAKER_01:He's not my perfect guy. Let me ask a question about that. Let me ask a question about that. So if he's taking care of you. Taking care of everything you need. Do you really care that he
[88.8s]SPEAKER_00:cares about your job? Yes. You do? Because that contributes to my well-being. Like my mental. Okay so you care about your career. That's for me that I'm you know. I mean you being prophetic
[102.6s]SPEAKER_01:right now. You telling your story. You telling what's up. Oh this makes me nervous. Oh I don't
[107.0s]SPEAKER_00:want to make you nervous. I don't want to make you nervous. Too shy. Too shy. She's not shy.
[111.2s]SPEAKER_01:Okay okay. Don't let it get. No she's not shy. He's perfect in every way but he does not want
[116.4s]SPEAKER_00:to be a father. Oh me too. You know the way the dating world is going. We don't know if we're going to be. The one that don't want to be the camera got a lot to say. I mean I feel like it depends on when I actually find like you know when I actually find my husband and stuff. We already almost 30 30 if not. Oh wow. She out of your room. I did. And so it just depends on where we are in life. So I don't have an answer for that one. Okay okay. He's perfect in every way but he never makes you laugh. Oh hell no. I'm a fucking jokester. Do you see these teeth? Hello hello. He said he sees teeth. We like to show all 32 okay. You got all 32? All of them. That's good. All of them.
[171.1s]SPEAKER_01:All right he's perfect in every way but he doesn't believe in God. God forbid. God forbid. She said that's a red flag. Inshallah. Inshallah. What's up? Salaam alaikum. Hey you in there. Girl. She know a little song. She know a little song. She educated. All right. Perfect in every way but he never went to college. Perfect in every way but he has a female best friend. In the back said no. But not your perfect guy. Your perfect guy.
[219.7s]SPEAKER_00:Hey you see my back. Did you gas kiss? He's perfect in every way but he's a virgin. He likes that. He likes that.
[258.5s]SPEAKER_01:All right he's perfect in every way but he's attended two ditty parties in the last two years.
[264.7s]SPEAKER_00:No fuck no. He's perfect in every way but he's 25 years older than you. I love him. He's a zaddy.
[300.4s]SPEAKER_01:I'm dead. Like I keep y'all keep getting me with these.
[312.4s]SPEAKER_00:I mean y'all I just play so much. I swear I'm lying. You just prayed so much. I'm a prankster. She's a prankster. And she played right into it. No because I know you. So she was setting you set
[325.7s]SPEAKER_01:her up with the setup. All right. For a pop pop. Yes. All right so he's perfect in every way but
[334.5s]SPEAKER_00:he posts thirst traps. No. What the fuck you think? That's no ninja of mine.
[342.9s]SPEAKER_01:Okay okay okay. He's perfect in every way but he's been intimate with a girl you know.
[352.7s]SPEAKER_00:Right there's a lot of people in this world. They know where y'all messing with you.
[356.8s]SPEAKER_01:All right he's perfect in every way but he don't go to the gym consistently.
[360.3s]SPEAKER_00:I don't go to the gym. I like a little belly. I like a little belly because I can eat boo boo. That's right. I like to eat too. We can both. Okay. I'm dead. He's perfect in every way but he can't read. Sorry. We are doctors. We are educators. We are doctors, educators, engineers, nurses.
[382.5s]SPEAKER_01:You can't read what? I mean he everything else is perfect though but he just can't read. He makes money. Everything good. He's like y'all got a translator. Like he just can't read. How do you get there? No we can't read. All right. How do you read the money? I'm dead. He's perfect in every way but he can't save money. Oh no. Damn. He's perfect in every way but he hates short people. Well fuck him. I'm dead. Y'all by the way she is five foot soaking wet. I swear. Okay that was a joke. You ever heard someone say hey you a buck fifty soaking wet? Like they're saying like you lightweight. I was making a joke about your height. That's all. Y'all heard that one? All right that's cool. He's perfect in every way but he doesn't pray. Pray what? Pray to who? I mean pray to whoever. He's just like yo I don't pray. Is this something I don't believe in? All right so if he doesn't pray is it a deal breaker? It's a deal breaker. He's perfect in every way but he takes expensive gifts from other women. He gives them. I mean you can get like look ladies. If you had a sugar mom I wouldn't mind that. All right it's exactly what you needed to be. This is like yo it's the perfect scenario for whatever I give. Exactly.
[478.9s]SPEAKER_00:So she's okay if he has a sugar mom it's okay. Okay okay. She can't get no sugar but you know. She can give sugar. She can give gifts. Okay that's fine that's fine. Anyone else saying
[490.0s]SPEAKER_01:yo no no expensive gifts? All right no one's saying no. All right he's perfect in every way
[495.8s]SPEAKER_00:but his ex was famous. He like famous or something they be on watch?
[503.2s]SPEAKER_01:Not him. This is ex. Okay he's perfect in every way but he's a celebrity masseuse. That's his job. What happened to no insecurity? I'm dead. He's perfect in every way. He's perfect in every way but he has a pet that sleeps in the bed with him. We're gonna see Milo in a second. That's Milo. Milo. Okay okay. All right ladies thank y'all so very much. I got a little what's-it-calling.