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[0.3s]SPEAKER_01:What's good everybody? This is Shibon Kalec. We in here, we playing. She's perfect in every way. So my man, I want you to think about your perfect girl, your dream girl. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. This girl can do no wrong. I'm gonna tell you she's perfect in every way, but she got one thing different with her. All right? And you're gonna tell me if yes, you would marry her or no, you wouldn't. All right? Yeah. Let's do it. She's perfect in every way, but she look average. Like any time, any, any, anywhere you go, have the girls in the room look better than your girl.
[33.3s]SPEAKER_00:You're forever average. And that's my, that's my perfect dream girl right there. Your perfect
[39.2s]SPEAKER_01:dream girl, except she average. Yeah. We there. She's still getting that ring. Yeah. All right. She's perfect in every way, but she cheats. No. She's perfect in every way, but she slept with a guy that you know. No. She's perfect in every way, but she does not want to be a mother. I can't say yes
[61.3s]SPEAKER_00:no. Maybe I can't. Hey man, is it a deal breaker? No. Okay. It's not. She's perfect in every way, but she doesn't go to the gym. Yeah. Yeah. I'll take it. Perfect. Don't go to the gym. I'll take it.
[81.9s]SPEAKER_01:All right. She's perfect in every way, but the marriage is arranged. So wait, she's perfect in every other way, man. She's just, the marriage is arranged. That's it. Listen, man. We can't do that
[105.8s]SPEAKER_00:one. I mean, you was cool with everyone else. But that's, I don't, I don't even arrange. You don't even really know them for real. You see them the day of the marriage. Like, you don't, you don't
[123.1s]SPEAKER_01:know them for real. But they're perfect. All right. Next one. Next one. She's perfect in every way, but she doesn't care about your career. She's perfect in every way, but she don't believe in God. She's perfect in every way, but she can't cook. She's perfect in every way, but she hates
[156.4s]SPEAKER_00:home. So that means you don't even like me for real. She's perfect in every way, but she refuses
[162.7s]SPEAKER_01:to celebrate Christmas. Perfect in every way, but she has photos or videos online that you can't show your grandmother. She's perfect in every way, but she can't save money. Perfect in every way, but she never went to college. She's perfect in every way, but she loves Sexy Red. Favorite
[191.4s]SPEAKER_00:artist. Forever bumping Sexy Red. Then what the hell is Sexy Red? But she's perfect in every other
[205.4s]SPEAKER_01:way. Like this is your dream girl. She just like, I just love Sexy Red. I mean, it's just music.
[216.7s]SPEAKER_00:Is it a deal breaker? It depends on how much she love fucking Sexy Red. Like, God, like I'm talking about, like she going to every Sexy Red concert. If Sexy Red coming to your city, she gone. No, that's not bad. She not going out of town to go see Sexy Red, then we good. Okay. Okay. That's what she doing. She getting cut. She's perfect, perfect in every way, but she works 80 hours a week. She's perfect in every way, but she actively runs her own business.
[255.8s]SPEAKER_01:She actively runs her own business. She's perfect in every way, but she's a celebrity masseuse. Perfect in every way, but she always makes more money than you. Perfect in every way, but she has a pet that sleeps in the bed with her. She works closely with Donald Trump. Cut. Cut. She's perfect in every way, but she has kids. Perfect in every way, but she hates brunch. Perfect in every way, but she takes expensive gifts from other men. Perfect in every way, but she's an accomplished sniper. Like 30 confirmed kills. Perfect in every way, but she kisses her dad on the mouth. No, hell no. She has a male best friend. Nah. Nah, male best friend. Perfect in every way, but her ex was famous. Perfect in every way, but she's 25 years older than you. Yeah, I'll tell you, I like older women. Perfect in every way, but she's a virgin. Perfect in every way, but she's attended two ditty parties. Two ditty parties,
[358.9s]SPEAKER_00:you're like, nah. Nah, it's so dope. One ditty party. What the fuck? Hell no. She's perfect in
[366.5s]SPEAKER_01:every way, but she went to jail for taking a hundred thousand dollars from a non-profit. She's a scammer. Yeah. Yeah. We'll get one scammer. Yeah. All right. She's perfect in every way, but you think she's below average smart. Average? Below average. Just below average. We can do it? Yeah. All right. Perfect in every way, but she cannot physically satisfy you. Perfect in every way, but she can't read. No, no, that's cut. That's cut? Yeah. She's perfect in every way, but she's taller than you. I'll take it. She's perfect in every way, but she can't admit when she's wrong. Perfect in every way, but your dad hates her. Perfect in every way, but she posts thirst traps. Perfect in every way, but she doesn't pray. Perfect in every way, but she's a famous actress who's always typecasted as a slutty girl. I'll take it. She's perfect in every way, but she goes to the club without fail every week. With or without you? No. Hell no. Well, all right, my man. Hey, dawg. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. All right. All right. Hey,
[461.2s]SPEAKER_00:you got any social media you want to shout out? Yeah. My social media only smokers are. 420 IG.
[467.6s]SPEAKER_01:There we go. All right, man. Let me get that mic back. All right, man. I appreciate it. Hey, man. What'd you think? I have people compete against each other at night for what people said, like, you know, like on Family Feud.