❓ Yes. Perfect in every way, but he takes the best of gifts and other things. What?
💬 Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's fine. He's perfect in every way, but he's extra-savvy. Yes.
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[0.3s]SPEAKER_00:What's good everybody? It's Shibonk Les. I'm in the car with my main girl, my friend, my girl, Jessica. Say what's up. What's up. Hey, so Miss Jessica's agreed to help us out with the survey, but we only got time to do the lightning round of he's perfect in every way. So here's how our little game works, okay? You're gonna think about your dream guy. This guy is the perfectest, perfect, perfect person ever for you, okay? But I'm gonna give one thing that's different about him, okay? All you gotta do is tell me if you would still marry him or not. Sound good? Yes. All right, is your little light green on your mic? Yeah. All right, we'll get that. He's perfect in every way, but he looks average. Thank you, my guy. And would I say what? And either yes, you would marry him or no, you wouldn't. Yes. Yes, you would? Yes. Okay, awesome. He's perfect in every way, but he cheats. No. He's perfect every other way,
[57.5s]SPEAKER_01:got the money, the fame, the way he touched you was nice. No, he cheats over. Okay, he's perfect
[64.3s]SPEAKER_00:in every way, but he doesn't care about your career. Yes. Awesome. He's perfect in every way, but he does not want to be a father. No. He's perfect in every way, but he never makes you laugh. No. Perfect in every way, but he can't cook. Yes. He doesn't believe in God. Yes. He's perfect in every way, but he never went to college. Yes. Perfect in every way, but he has a female best friend. Yes. He's perfect in every way. That's fine. Perfect in every way, but he's a virgin. Sure, that's fine. Okay, okay. Yes. He's perfect in every way, but he's attended two ditty parties. No, no, no. He's perfect in every other way. Two? Two? We went to two. So he went to one,
[121.1s]SPEAKER_01:he was like, I'm going to go to another one. Two? No, he's got to go. He's perfect in every way,
[129.0s]SPEAKER_00:but you think that he's below average smart. Yes. Okay. Perfect in every way, but he's 25 years older than you. No. He's perfect in every way, but he cannot physically satisfy you. No. He's perfect in every way, but the marriage is arranged. Oh, yes. Wonderful. He's perfect in every way, but he doesn't go to the gym consistently. Yeah. He's perfect in every way, but he works 80 hours a week. Yes. She said that one so fast. Yeah. Perfect. Yeah, that's fine. Perfect in every way, but he actively runs his own business. Yes. Perfect in every way, but he posts thirst
[172.3s]SPEAKER_01:traps. No. He's perfect in every way. Every night he posts a thirst trap. No, that's crazy.
[179.9s]SPEAKER_00:He's perfect in every way, but he's been intimate with a girl you know. How close are me and the girl? I mean, he's perfect in every way, so you can pick how close. How intimate? He's been intimate. No. No. Got you. He's perfect in every way, but he can't read. No. No. Like reading for fun or reading anything. Sure. Yeah, that's fine. No. He's perfect in every way, but he speaks too much. Yes. He's perfect in every way, but he doesn't pray. Yes. Perfect in every way, but he takes the best of gifts and other things. What? He gets gifts and other things. Oh, we take...
[247.9s]SPEAKER_01:Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's fine. He's perfect in every way, but he's extra-savvy. Yes.
[255.8s]SPEAKER_00:He's perfect in every way, but he's extra-savvy. No. He's extra-savvy. Yes. He has a pet that
[265.1s]SPEAKER_01:loves him. Yeah, that's fine. He's perfect in every way, but your dad hates him. My dad hates him? No. No. I can't do that. He's perfect in every way. How much shorter? How much shorter? Like, a lot shorter? You clearly know when you look at him. No. Yes. Yes. He's perfect in every way,
[312.5s]SPEAKER_00:but he doesn't have a little COVID. No.