PXL_20250821_035002225 — Barkley Corpus

[0.8s] SPEAKER_00: What's good everybody? It's your boy Uncle S. I'm in the car with the ladies. Say what's up ladies! So the ladies have agreed to help us out with uh, he's perfect in every way. So I'm gonna ask y'all a question. Y'all just gotta tell me if you would marry the guy or not. Sound good? Yeah. All right, let's do this. He's perfect in every way, but he's average looking. Like half the dudes always look

[20.7s] SPEAKER_01: better than your guy. I don't want anybody else talking about marriage. He's mine. He's mine. He wants to be here. He wants to be here. I wanna think about the children. I'm a little shallow and yes you have to think about the children.

[32.4s] SPEAKER_00: I say no. All right, so we got a no. We got, we got a no and two, two noes, two noes, two yeses. I say yes. I say no. Three yeses. Three yeses. Oh no, two. Two and two. All right. He's perfect in every way, but he cheats. No.

[51.9s] SPEAKER_01: No, there has to be multiple things wrong with you for you to cheat. Exactly. Okay, okay. There's something.

[57.0s] SPEAKER_00: I don't know. I'm saying everything else is perfect. You like everything else. All right, he's perfect. He's perfect in every way, but he doesn't care about your career. No, he doesn't care about me

[67.0s] SPEAKER_01: because that's part of your career. It all comes together. It all comes together. It does come together.

[73.2s] SPEAKER_00: Okay, got you. He's perfect in every way, but he does not want to be a father.

[77.7s] SPEAKER_01: No, that's what I want because I actually really want kids and I think one of my, a part of my selection process is like picking somebody who would be a good dad. That's the same if he doesn't like dogs. I don't trust you. Perfect in every way, but he never makes you laugh. No. Why would I? Never is crazy. You don't have to be the funniest person in the world. You don't have to be the

[97.4s] SPEAKER_00: funniest person in the world. I mean, right now, y'all just finally like, y'all might just be a

[101.0s] SPEAKER_01: little picky. I don't think we're picky. I think that's pretty general. Because I could never fake laugh with a man. All right, we're going to find out. If you don't want to laugh the rest of your

[108.1s] SPEAKER_00: life, what do you want to do? Be serious? Hey, y'all first, y'all first yes might be coming up. He's perfect in every way, but he can't cook. That's fine. Yes. Okay, perfect in every way,

[117.4s] SPEAKER_01: but he never went to college. If he's still successful, that's fine. Perfect in every way,

[123.8s] SPEAKER_00: but he doesn't believe in God. No. He's perfect in every way, but he has a female best friend.

[129.3s] SPEAKER_01: That's fine. I don't mind that. It can be fine. As long as it's a genuine best friend. Y'all pick

[137.8s] SPEAKER_00: out all the rest of the details. Does he have a female best friend? If he's perfect in every way,

[143.7s] SPEAKER_01: then it's not going to be the wrong type of best friend. Okay, he's perfect in every way, but he's a virgin. What's the problem? Yes, as long as he can learn. No comment. Yeah. Okay. Perfect in every way, but he's attended two ditty parties. No. Wait, can I even be in the case? Okay, hold on. Hold on. There was a time where this was a status symbol. No. So wait, is he attending the white parties or the after 12 a.m.? It's just, hey, every other detail you can pick. Okay. There was a time where a ditty party really was a status symbol. So I'm going to say yes. If it's the white party, okay. If it's after 12. Yeah, if it's before 12, you got to say no to him. Yeah, I agree. But Loki, no. We're going nose to nose. I'm going no. Okay. He's perfect in every way, but he's 25 years older than you. No. Yes. No. Then he's perfect. What does he want in life?

[200.0s] SPEAKER_00: Yes. I mean, he's perfect. Every other scenario is perfect. Is that what you need him to be?

[205.5s] SPEAKER_01: If you're 25 years older than me. He's just 25 years older than you. But that means that I'm going to, that means that I'm going to die, like that he's going to die way before me and I'm just going to be old and alone and I'm going to find the herbal medicines. If your man dies at 105,

[227.6s] SPEAKER_00: you 80. I'm going to go with yes. Like he's perfectly healthy. Like you're like, yo,

[233.0s] SPEAKER_01: you want to die. Why would he die at 105? Like the chances of that are really low.

[238.8s] SPEAKER_00: True. Yeah. She's going to say no. Yes. Yes. We'll take it. Yeah. I'll say yeah. All right. Cool. Perfect in every way, but he cannot physically satisfy you. No. No. So your family, so your family love him. You love him. Great father, got the money, is loyal. All your friends love

[263.0s] SPEAKER_01: him. Everything is good. He can never physically satisfy me ever through the course of our

[267.7s] SPEAKER_00: relationship. He can never physically satisfy you. No. All right. So, okay, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.

[272.2s] SPEAKER_01: He's perfect in every way, but the marriage is arranged. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If he's perfect. Yes. That's just like a match made in heaven. Okay, cool. He's perfect in every way, but he doesn't go to the gym. No, because you're not taking care of yourself. You don't have to be your mental health still. And it's also a part of your like. And longevity. Yeah. How long you'll live. It goes into more than just your physical fitness. Yeah. Yeah. It's a mental thing as well.

[299.1s] SPEAKER_00: Okay. He's perfect in every way, but he works 80 hours a week. Yes. That's fine. He still has

[306.0s] SPEAKER_01: time for everything else. That's fine. As long as he puts the effort in. Yeah. As long as he puts

[310.5s] SPEAKER_00: the effort in to make time. He's perfect in every way, but he actively runs his own business.

[314.8s] SPEAKER_01: That's fine. Yeah. He's an entrepreneur. That's a plus, actually. We're going to support him.

[320.3s] SPEAKER_00: Yeah. Works. He's perfect in every way, but he posts thirst traps. No. Cause who are you posting

[325.4s] SPEAKER_01: those for? Yeah. Yeah. Wait, so this guy is perfect. He just posts. He's not. Cause you need. But does he want some validation? Yeah. A thirst trap is because you're thirsty for something. If it's a genuine thirst trap instead of just like a little TikTok. No. But also as a man, why are you on TikTok? We have to consider, okay, we keep saying he's perfect in every way. There's no perfect then at that point. Like, yeah, exactly. There's a bunch of factors that

[355.6s] SPEAKER_00: contribute to the thirst traps. Right. Okay. He's perfect in every way, but he can't read.

[361.4s] SPEAKER_01: No, no, no. Cause how are you going to read to my kid? I don't know if that's perfect. No, you actually literally can't be perfect in every way. If you can't read. Like can you if I can teach? Oh yeah. If you, if you're illiterate, you're not perfect. Okay. No.

[376.4s] SPEAKER_00: Okay. He's perfect in every way, but he's been intimate with a girl, you know.

[382.1s] SPEAKER_01: It depends on which girl though. But like, is that my girl? Is that my, if these women in the car, then no. If we're friends, then no. But shoot, I know some girls who can't put, can't put a claim on anybody. So. Okay. Okay. He's perfect in every way, but he refuses to celebrate Christmas. That's fine. I actually didn't grow up celebrating Christmas. Yeah, actually. Yes. Yeah. Celebrate multiple holidays. Yeah. We can celebrate Kwanzaa. I have a family member who doesn't celebrate Christmas. Yeah, we can celebrate Kwanzaa. That's what I grew up doing anyway. I'm going to say no. We have to go to the Grove and take the Christmas holiday. Wait, so he doesn't engage in any festivities? But you know, he just doesn't do Christmas. Christmas is technically a pagan holiday, so a lot of Christians who are, anyway. Yeah. So a lot of Christians don't celebrate. So the perfect guy, if he says, I don't believe in Christmas, you're like, I'm not with you. All right. Well, because sometimes it's about building a family together. What if Hayden wants to build a family together and that's one of the things she wants for her family. That's such a core memory. Christmas is my favorite holiday.

[456.6s] SPEAKER_00: Right. It's mine too. Okay. All right. I say yes. He's perfect in every way, but he can't save money.

[463.1s] SPEAKER_01: No. We've got to think about the future. It's not just us. That's how. There's a future that's going to happen, so we need to think about that future as well. Okay. He's perfect in every way,

[473.4s] SPEAKER_00: but he hates short people. Perfect. I'm short. He's like under five foot, you can't be trusted. Perfect. Okay. That's fine. That's a little odd. Yeah. We're okay with that? Yeah. All right. He's

[488.9s] SPEAKER_01: I think there's some basic and there's multiple forms of prayer. Yeah. Like you don't have to

[494.5s] SPEAKER_00: pray in the traditional way for you to pray. All right. He's perfect in every way, but his ex was

[499.9s] SPEAKER_01: famous. That's fine. That has nothing to do with me, but also at the same time, you guys know how it is with Mariah the scientist and that old girl that young thug dated and they keep like posting her and saying that he should be with her instead. That would make me crash out. If he still wants her, then that's not my meaning. It's not even that. It's just like imagine everybody's in your

[522.6s] SPEAKER_00: ear. He should be with her. He should be with her. I got like 10 more questions. Is that okay? Can we do two? Sure. The best two. The best two that are left. Oh, he's perfect in every way,

[532.9s] SPEAKER_01: but your dad hates him. Well, my dad's opinion doesn't matter, so that's fine. Hot damn. Yeah, it would be horrible. He's perfect in every way, but he has kids. No, no, I can't. We are too young for you to be doing that. All right, ladies. Thank you. Y'all

[550.7s] SPEAKER_00: have any social media y'all want to shout it out? No. All right. Someone scan this QR code real quick as much as y'all be aware where it's going. Yeah. Where is it going? I was gonna go on YouTube for pilot and then we're going to see where it goes from there. Oh, this is your first episode? Wait. Oh, first season's already been shot. Season two is being. Here you go. Thank you. You guys are for season two. Thank you. You're welcome. Y'all be here. Next month, end of the

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