💬 Yeah. I ain't fine. She's a community cheater. I was about to say, like, if my boy can tell me how my girl rolls. But it ain't homie hopping if he was just one of them. He was just a pet. He is, he is. That's true, that's true. He ain't a barber. You can't judge someone based on their pet. Yeah, you ain't a barber. We're talking about a 10 out of 10, bro. Yeah, exactly.
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[0.0s]SPEAKER_00:All right, so the game is she's perfect in every way. So look, about your dream girl, right? This girl can do no wrong, this girl's perfect. There's just one problem with her. I'll give you the problem, you just tell me yes or no. All right, all right. That's to marry her like you would have for life. Okay, all right, so let's do this. She's perfect in every way, but she look average. And by average, I mean, you walk into any room half the girls look better than your girl, to you. She's the perfect girl. Well, that's obvious, somebody's gonna marry her. I mean, wait, you gotta be married to the perfect girl?
[36.2s]SPEAKER_01:No, no, I don't have to marry the perfect girl, but I need her to look better than most.
[40.5s]SPEAKER_00:I mean, I can't. So she can look average, but everything else fires. Sex can't fire, family loves her, your boys love her. She help you with your money, she help you with your life. She makes your life better. But she just look average, that's just it.
[56.1s]SPEAKER_01:You know, I might be able to switch. Yeah, I could do it. You can do that?
[60.0s]SPEAKER_00:All right, depends on what that head game talking about.
[63.4s]SPEAKER_01:Hey, it's perfect. It's perfect, yeah, we can make it work.
[66.2s]SPEAKER_00:Everything is perfect, just one problem. All right, she's perfect in every way. So now, take away the average part, she's back to being bad as hell. Okay. Perfect in every way. Well, she cheats.
[76.1s]SPEAKER_01:Hell no. Hell no. What do you mean? Hell no.
[79.5s]SPEAKER_00:That ain't perfect.
[81.1s]SPEAKER_01:All right. Yeah, she's cheating and she not perfect.
[83.4s]SPEAKER_00:Look, look, it's not about her being perfect, it's about if you would marry her.
[86.6s]SPEAKER_01:No.
[87.0s]SPEAKER_00:So she starts from perfect, she's got one thing off to the side, that's all.
[89.9s]SPEAKER_01:I wouldn't even date her.
[91.1s]SPEAKER_00:She's perfect in every way. But, wait, I'm sorry, I wouldn't even date her. Wait, most people not date someone they know gonna cheat? Yeah. Yeah. She's perfect in every way. But she doesn't care about your career. Oh, then she gotta go. Yeah. That's how we get in the money. Everyone saying no? Yeah.
[113.2s]SPEAKER_01:I'm saying no, I'm not saying no.
[114.9s]SPEAKER_00:She's perfect in every way, but she's not for the guy you know.
[117.4s]SPEAKER_01:Oh, even worse.
[118.3s]SPEAKER_00:Oh, no, no.
[119.0s]SPEAKER_01:I mean, it depends, like, how long, y'all. Oh, wait, wait, yeah, I was about to say. If it's one of the boys and they hooked up back in high school or something, you know, that's all right.
[127.4s]SPEAKER_00:Any of the details, you get to make them up.
[129.8s]SPEAKER_01:Okay.
[130.0s]SPEAKER_00:I only asked that one part.
[131.1s]SPEAKER_01:Then, yeah, yeah, I'm down.
[132.4s]SPEAKER_00:Are we cool?
[133.3s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah. I ain't fine. She's a community cheater. I was about to say, like, if my boy can tell me how my girl rolls. But it ain't homie hopping if he was just one of them. He was just a pet. He is, he is. That's true, that's true. He ain't a barber. You can't judge someone based on their pet. Yeah, you ain't a barber. We're talking about a 10 out of 10, bro. Yeah, exactly.
[149.9s]SPEAKER_00:She's perfect, just got that one part.
[153.0s]SPEAKER_01:It depends on the homie. Yeah, I agree, I agree. It depends on who.
[157.0s]SPEAKER_00:You get to pick who. You get to pick who it was.
[159.4s]SPEAKER_01:But if it was me, Sean. I might let it slide. I might let it slide, bro.
[164.3s]SPEAKER_00:She's perfect every way. But she does not want to be a mother.
[169.5s]SPEAKER_01:Hell no. I don't think that'll work. Yeah, that's not gonna work.
[173.6s]SPEAKER_00:She ain't perfect.
[174.4s]SPEAKER_01:My pull-out game, we ain't. You should have a pull-out game.
[178.8s]SPEAKER_00:She's perfect every way, but she don't go to the gym.
[181.3s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah, that's fine. If she's fit. That's fine. As long as she look good, yeah.
[186.3s]SPEAKER_00:Perfect every way, but she got promiscuous friends.
[190.2s]SPEAKER_01:Promiscuous, that's a big word. Yeah, I don't like them promiscuous friends. Yeah, that might not work. Yeah. Because you are who you surround yourself with. Yeah.
[200.3s]SPEAKER_00:I'm actually perfect every way, but the marriage is a reign.
[204.0s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah, sure, fuck it. Makes it even easier, you know. You don't gotta work for it. It's already set up for you. I'll tell you a little, she's perfect. But if it works out that way, then. She is perfect, though. Fuck it, yeah. Let's do it. Fuck space.
[218.0s]SPEAKER_00:Perfect every way, but she doesn't believe in God.
[222.0s]SPEAKER_01:That's fine. You can believe what you want, you know. Long-term, it's probably not gonna work, but we can look at it in front of you. We're talking about marrying this bitch. Yeah, you talking about marrying her. I don't know if my moms would be too happy about that. Yeah, you gotta believe in some. I gotta think about her.
[243.7s]SPEAKER_00:She's perfect in every way, but she hates tall people. She's like six foot, can't trust me. Oh, she's six foot, I knew it.
[250.7s]SPEAKER_01:Shit, now you don't gotta worry about her. No, I'm just kidding. I mean, shit, fuck it. I got some tall family members, but that's a problem for her. My whole family's short, so that's fine with me.
[264.7s]SPEAKER_00:Perfect every way, but she refuses to celebrate Christmas.
[268.0s]SPEAKER_01:Fuck, no. Can't do Christmas. That's like the best holiday ever. As long as she's celebrating Halloween with me, Thanksgiving weekend, we can get true. Christmas is like the best holiday ever. Thanksgiving is also- Until she don't celebrate it, and you don't kid, just like, you. Yeah. Hey, well, she just don't suck my shit up. I'm celebrating Christmas. I'm trying to give my kids a good Christmas. They can't do that if they moms don't fuck with me. I'm by the jit zone.
[292.8s]SPEAKER_00:She's perfect in every way, but she can't cook.
[295.4s]SPEAKER_01:Oh. I can cook. I can cook. Yeah, that's probably the problem. That's just foul play. What is this noise? Yeah. Nah, we not doing that. Nah, we fine. She can learn. She can learn.
[305.7s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah, she can learn for sure. For sure. She's perfect in every way, but she got photos and or videos online that grandmama could never see.
[313.3s]SPEAKER_01:Oh. Oh, yeah. I don't remember that. We not fucking with them OnlyFans, bitches. We not fucking with them. My momma can't see in there. Yeah, cause my mom, my mom got social. She gone fine. That's damn good. Got social. Oh, I'll never be able to explain it.
[332.6s]SPEAKER_00:Perfect in every way, but she can't save money.
[336.7s]SPEAKER_01:Sounds like every girl. Yeah, that's what every girl is saying.
[341.4s]SPEAKER_00:That's all right. Damn, wait, I gotta ask that again. Are you saying just because every girl does it, it makes it okay?
[348.8s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
[349.7s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah. So if every girl was at home, it's like, I guess it's got man wedding home. Yeah.
[355.2s]SPEAKER_01:I don't know about that one, man.
[358.0s]SPEAKER_00:I mean, I might get right with it. Everybody doing it. Scan the QR code, take it to the YouTube page. We start posting at the end of next month. Appreciate it, bro. I appreciate y'all. I appreciate it, appreciate it. Hey, y'all be easy. I hope y'all enjoy.