❓ Are you telling me if you can still marry him or not? Of course. Sound good?
💬 As long as he moves the way I want and is my dream guy, I can deal with him like average looking. He's not half the guys that I talk to. Okay. I don't know. It really don't matter. I would say I'm willing to marry him because it do matter. But you don't have to look like the rest, you know. I like all flavors. I'm a judge. Okay.
❓ Oh, I think that's all of them. Well, Miss Alex, you got a social media. You want us to shout out for you?
💬 Yeah, at Play Date Shay. It's P-L-A-Y-D, the number A-C-H-A-N-O-N-D.
💕 Relationships & Dating🎮 Hobbies & InterestsOpinion / Hot Take
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[0.3s]SPEAKER_00:What's good everybody? It's Jibon Calez. I'm in the car with Ms. Zai. Say hi, Ms. Zai.
[4.7s]SPEAKER_01:Hello.
[5.9s]SPEAKER_00:All right, y'all. She's gonna help us out with... He's perfect in every way. Ms. Zai, the way this game works is you just gotta say yes, you would marry him or no, you wouldn't. Okay. You are thinking about your ideal guy right now. He's perfect in every way. All the measurables make sense. You're like, yo, I want to marry this dude. There's nothing wrong with this guy. I'm gonna give you just one problem with him. Not even a problem. This is a different situation. Okay. Are you telling me if you can still marry him or not? Of course. Sound good? Mm-hmm. All right. He's perfect in every way, but he's average looking. Half the dudes you run into look better than your guy.
[46.9s]SPEAKER_01:As long as he moves the way I want and is my dream guy, I can deal with him like average looking. He's not half the guys that I talk to. Okay. I don't know. It really don't matter. I would say I'm willing to marry him because it do matter. But you don't have to look like the rest, you know. I like all flavors. I'm a judge. Okay.
[70.4s]SPEAKER_00:He's perfect in every way, but he cheats.
[74.2s]SPEAKER_01:Oh, I'll let the last one go.
[78.7s]SPEAKER_00:He's perfect in every way, but he doesn't care about your career. That's the goal?
[84.3s]SPEAKER_01:That's the goal. Because if you don't care about mine, I'm not gonna care about yours. That's not gonna work. At the end of the day, if you don't care about my career, you don't care about me. Because at the end of the day, that's how I survive. That's what our families would do with the passion. So why wouldn't you care about something that I care about? Okay. You can't stay around. Because they're a dream that's like negative. I can't do nobody that can't be my hype man because at the end of the day, I'm whoever I fuck with hype man. I'm gonna make you feel like you on top of the world. So if you can't do the same thing, it's not going to work.
[119.4s]SPEAKER_00:Okay. He's perfect in every way, but he doesn't want to be a father.
[123.4s]SPEAKER_01:That's fine by me because I don't want to be a mother. Hello. Let's go.
[127.6s]SPEAKER_00:He never makes you laugh.
[131.1s]SPEAKER_01:He ain't gotta make me laugh. I don't make you laugh because I'm really a comedian.
[139.7s]SPEAKER_00:Really a comedian?
[141.4s]SPEAKER_01:I'm gonna make him. I'm gonna sauce him up. I'm gonna pick him up.
[144.5s]SPEAKER_00:All right. Look, we're gonna have to make some funny stuff together. I'm gonna see how funny you is. I'm funny. I swear. But we'll see. We'll see. He's perfect in every way, but he can't cook.
[157.4s]SPEAKER_01:I worked on a content cook and I have to cook now.
[163.5s]SPEAKER_00:He's perfect in every way, but he doesn't believe in God.
[165.9s]SPEAKER_01:Oh, I dealt with somebody like that and that's a hard struggle because I feel like at the time if there was a struggle, so I'm gonna say he's got it because I'm a person.
[188.6s]SPEAKER_00:Perfect in every way, but they never went to college.
[191.4s]SPEAKER_01:That's fine. People don't go to college.
[197.1s]SPEAKER_00:Perfect in every way, but he has a female best friend.
[199.9s]SPEAKER_01:Oh, fuck no. I'm sorry. You gotta go. You know, babe, I dealt with that never again. Ah, she's a virgin. I mean, I'll be the first.
[217.8s]SPEAKER_00:It's great. He attended two diddy parties.
[221.9s]SPEAKER_01:Oh, no, you got to go. You cannot be around me. I'm dead. I can't do no diddly's.
[229.1s]SPEAKER_00:He thinks, sorry, you think he's below average smart.
[235.5s]SPEAKER_01:You gotta go. I like somebody I can learn from. I be having my little moment where I be a little off and be needing somebody to correct me. So if you're not smart.
[246.2s]SPEAKER_00:That makes sense. Perfect in every way, but he's 25 years older than me. Perfect in every way. He was by police cars. Black down, black. Yo, my man, he was the op. I can't even read it to the police. That's an undercover car.
[272.1s]SPEAKER_01:You should see the charges in a Hellcat.
[275.5s]SPEAKER_00:They got Hellcat police cars?
[278.1s]SPEAKER_01:And they don't got horse on the side. They just got lights on the inside. Niggas. You won't know until they want to get them.
[286.1s]SPEAKER_00:That's wild. Perfect in every way, but they cannot physically satisfy you.
[292.3s]SPEAKER_01:Oh, but then I'm going to go. I'm going to go check in. She's like, I'm going to go get it. I'm going to be like, it's not going to work.
[302.4s]SPEAKER_00:I'm going to be dissatisfied in it. Perfect in every way, but the marriage is arranged.
[309.6s]SPEAKER_01:Then we just going to fall in love right there. It ain't even arranged no more.
[313.9s]SPEAKER_00:I'm dead. She's perfect in every way, but he doesn't go to the gym. Perfect in every way, but he works 80 hours a week. Perfect in every way, but he actively runs his own business. That's great. Perfect in every way, but he posts thirst traps.
[351.8s]SPEAKER_01:Well, I can't say nothing. I can't talk because I do the same. Niggas and bitches is different. We know how to ignore. Niggas don't know how to ignore. I'd say that's a no. That's a no. That's a no. I had to think on it. It's kind of hard. That's hypocritical of me, but mine is to make money. Okay. There's before, like, really attention for real life.
[382.7s]SPEAKER_00:Perfect in every way, but he's been intimate with a girl that you know.
[386.8s]SPEAKER_01:I gotta go. Gotta still go. Can't be my ho. No, no, no. Not perfect in every way.
[393.9s]SPEAKER_00:Perfect in every way, but he can't read.
[398.8s]SPEAKER_01:That's not going to work. It's not going to work at all because I like to read. Like, I'm a book learner, so.
[406.6s]SPEAKER_00:Okay. You got the code or something you're getting right now?
[410.4s]SPEAKER_01:No, I'm going to do it.
[412.5s]SPEAKER_00:All right. Perfect in every way, but he refuses to celebrate Christmas.
[416.6s]SPEAKER_01:Oh, but no, not perfect no more. I love Christmas.
[420.5s]SPEAKER_00:I'm dead.
[421.5s]SPEAKER_01:I love Christmas. I look forward to it. Christmas and Christmas, Halloween, all the holidays.
[428.0s]SPEAKER_00:Perfect in every way, but they can't save money.
[432.6s]SPEAKER_01:You said you had an NMS. You here? Now I'm the first one here. Town 1990. How far are you? Okay. Well, I'm pulling in now. Building in 400.
[481.9s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah, I'm doing 200. I like how they did their lights right there.
[485.2s]SPEAKER_01:I ain't sure if it's me.
[486.4s]SPEAKER_00:That's a vibe.
[495.4s]SPEAKER_01:I want the apartment number. I'm going to get phone number. Okay, he can finish the Christmas.
[515.4s]SPEAKER_00:Perfect in every way, but he can't save money.
[520.1s]SPEAKER_01:I have that kind of, well, I've worked on it. I've got a lot better, but that ain't going to work.
[525.8s]SPEAKER_00:All right, 400. Right there. There's another little lady right there.
[530.6s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah, that's kind of weird.
[532.8s]SPEAKER_00:Okay. Let's finish it up. Are you ready? All right. Perfect in every way, but he hates short people.
[539.8s]SPEAKER_01:He got to go. I'm five foot flat. I'm short as fuck. I'm like a midget.
[544.6s]SPEAKER_00:Perfect in every way, but he doesn't. How you doing? You can get in the car. We shoot a little video.
[550.3s]SPEAKER_01:Come on, boo. Hey, baby. What's your name?
[558.8s]SPEAKER_00:Hi, Alex. We ain't here. We're playing a little game. It's called, it's called he's perfect in every way. So this is if you're going to marry him or not. So think about your perfect dude. We're going to say there's one thing, just one thing different than your perfect guy. If you still don't marry him or not. All right. He's perfect in every way, but he can't save money. Yeah. Everything else is perfect. He's perfect in every way, but he doesn't pray. Can't marry, got to pray. He's perfect. He's perfect in every way, but he takes expensive gifts from other women.
[608.8s]SPEAKER_01:Do I get a portion? Because what the fuck? I need a gift too. I mean, hey, he's perfect. Yeah, yeah, we can do that.
[616.5s]SPEAKER_00:We can do that. Okay. Okay. He's perfect. He's perfect in every way, but his ex was famous.
[622.8s]SPEAKER_01:I don't give a fuck. I'm famous too. Hello.
[626.0s]SPEAKER_00:Damn. Perfect. Hello.
[628.1s]SPEAKER_01:Perfect in every way. Yeah, he's in a car with me. Mm hmm. Here we come.
[643.8s]SPEAKER_00:Perfect in every way, but he can't admit when he's wrong.
[648.4s]SPEAKER_01:He's got to go, because I'm going to swap spy phones.
[651.9s]SPEAKER_00:All right. Perfect in every way, but he's a celebrity masseuse.
[657.3s]SPEAKER_01:So let me go to some of your massage sessions with you. We can do that. You can do that one? Yeah, we can do that one. I mean, he's perfect.
[667.8s]SPEAKER_00:He's got to be making money. He's perfect in every way, but he has a pet that sleeps in the bed with him. He's perfect in every way, but your dad hates him.
[684.1s]SPEAKER_01:It's okay. Parents hate him if they ever see him. But my sperm don't add up here. Overreal.
[691.7s]SPEAKER_00:He's perfect in every way, but he's shorter than six foot.
[695.6s]SPEAKER_01:It's okay. As long as he's not shorter than five five.
[700.4s]SPEAKER_00:See, I'm going to put that new number down for five five. He's perfect in every way, but he doesn't have a moral code. All right. He's a famous actor, but he's always typecasted like a permiscuous kind of slutty dude. Like he's always like, you know, in the streets. That's cool. He's perfect in every way, but he has kids. He's perfect in every way, but he has permiscuous friends. Fair enough. He's perfect in every way, but he hates brunch.
[746.5s]SPEAKER_01:You don't want a mimosa?
[748.9s]SPEAKER_00:He's just like, yo, brunch is the op. I don't fool with brunch. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm sorry. We got to stop right there. You tell me. It's the perfect dude, but he's just like, yo, I hate brunch. I'm going to circle back around, circle back around. He's perfect in every way. He's perfect in every way. I don't know. He's probably just got off work or something. So we're going to be merciful. But if I was on some other type of shit, I'd be hot right now. He's perfect in every way, but he doesn't eat pork.
[801.0s]SPEAKER_01:That's perfect because I don't eat pork.
[803.6s]SPEAKER_00:Oh, bad. He's perfect in every way, but he goes to the club every week without fail, with or without food.
[810.5s]SPEAKER_01:That's a problem. Because if you ain't spending the bag on me, what are you doing up there?
[815.5s]SPEAKER_00:I mean, he still spends the bag on you. He just rather go into the club, too. All right.
[821.3s]SPEAKER_01:It's my only son.
[826.2s]SPEAKER_00:Oh, I think that's all of them. Well, Miss Alex, you got a social media. You want us to shout out for you?
[832.6s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah, at Play Date Shay. It's P-L-A-Y-D, the number A-C-H-A-N-O-N-D.
[844.1s]SPEAKER_00:We follow her, we follow her, we follow her. Miss Alex, me and Mrs. I was talking about having a, doing a podcast and stuff like this. Oh, it's right here? Right here? All right. Thank you. Y'all be easy. Peace and blessings. Nice meeting you as well. Oh, you good, you good. Hey, go out and make that money here.