❓ Oh, yeah. What's the worst thing about people that move to Atlanta?
💬 New York is New York drivers. You can make it in New York. You can make it anywhere. They even just drive it. Atlanta, they don't drive as bad as New York drivers, but they all drive bad. I'll tell you. They all drive bad.
❓ And telling me she's clothed. I'm like, you're naked out here. What's something that's better now than it was 20 years ago?
💬 A person is better now. It might be, you know, you used to fight a lot. So something that's better now, man. I can't really. Something that's better now than it was 20 years ago.
❓ I'm in tech myself right now, and some of the stuff that I learned, it really is impressive. It really is. What should happen to men who cheat?
💬 Because, I mean, if you cheat, if you're married, you cheat. Apparently, you see something that, or you want something that's, you know, men are just greedy. And I don't think, I mean, you know, there's so much women out there and so less men.
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❓ So I think that's why I think it should be way worse on women. That's my, is snitching ever justified?
💬 That's me. And I'm not doing that either. I'm not taking the fall. I understand what you're saying at that point. But I won't be snitching. I'll be telling you straight up. Snitching is if you do it on a sneak tip.
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💬 That's it. I mean, I just want to read you. I just want to know what you're thinking. Because sometimes you may think, okay, you know, for example, your woman getting ready to have sex or make love or whatever the case may be.
💬 Oh, yeah. Yeah. Because, like I said, in her mind, she's not ready. And you're like, okay, let's go. I'm ready.
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[5.0s]SPEAKER_00:There you go. Just put that on yourself anyway. My man got a baby in y'all. Yes sir, yes sir. Alright, so I'm just going to go through some of the questions my man. Then we got the lightning round that's got a couple more things in it.
[24.9s]SPEAKER_01:Let me get my phone out. Trust the phone.
[29.4s]SPEAKER_00:I'm going to answer some of these questions. You know, I've never actually answered these questions myself. So let's do this. Alright, so are you above the age of 35?
[39.0s]SPEAKER_01:I wish I wasn't. My man got sorority in the beard.
[44.6s]SPEAKER_00:I am not, I am not above the age of 35. I am 31. Alright, you have any kids? I got six kids. You got six kids. I got one. Okay. Are you Christian?
[56.1s]SPEAKER_01:Well, Christian, I believe in God. I have no other religion. No religion.
[61.9s]SPEAKER_00:Okay, okay, gotcha. I'm Muslim. Are you single? Married. Married? I'm married as well. How long have you been married? Fourteen years. Okay. Let's get to it, my man. Name something a parent would say before whipping their child.
[82.6s]SPEAKER_01:Why did you do that? What's wrong with you?
[90.7s]SPEAKER_00:Man, my parents always say, go to your room and wait for me. I used to sit in my room before I got a whip and be sitting there going like, man, why did I do that?
[102.1s]SPEAKER_01:Why did I do that? That's what you ask yourself. Why did you do that?
[105.8s]SPEAKER_00:Why did I do this to myself? I be in the room tripping. Name something you never want your kids to see on your social media. See? Yeah, you're like, yo, I would never want my kids to see that on my social media page.
[116.4s]SPEAKER_01:Well, I do have social media accounts, but I don't post anything on them. Okay. So, I don't even know what to say about that.
[125.6s]SPEAKER_00:I have to admit, the number one thing I'd never want my kids to see is I wouldn't want them to see someone that's not their parent. Or someone I'm not married to. I got you. All right, you're at a Waffle House and a fight breaks out. What do you do next?
[145.4s]SPEAKER_01:I'm staying far from that fight, minding my business.
[148.4s]SPEAKER_00:That's for sure. I'm leaving. As long as I'm one up until the hour of record, I'm leaving.
[154.2s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah, I'm staying far from it. If it means leaving, that's what it is.
[159.4s]SPEAKER_00:Oh, yeah. What's the worst thing about people that move to Atlanta?
[165.2s]SPEAKER_01:The worst thing? Yes, sir. Well, the worst thing is speed. I like speed. They drive fast. Everybody drives fast. But the worst thing, I don't even know what the worst is because I came here from New York in 2003.
[184.6s]SPEAKER_00:Man, just admit to me, man. You had to learn how to drive for real when you came down here.
[191.6s]SPEAKER_01:New York is New York drivers. You can make it in New York. You can make it anywhere. They even just drive it. Atlanta, they don't drive as bad as New York drivers, but they all drive bad. I'll tell you. They all drive bad.
[211.0s]SPEAKER_00:Did you drive professionally in New York?
[213.4s]SPEAKER_01:No, I was in a car with this union.
[216.0s]SPEAKER_00:Ah, okay, okay, okay. Gosh. I agree with you, man. I definitely think it's the automotive thing. I think people from different parts of the world, they get here and they really want to act like they don't have to learn how to drive down here. I feel like Atlanta drivers, they drive almost too much the way a typical driver would drive. If they're an aggressive driver, they're very deliberately aggressive. If they're slow, they're pretty slow.
[250.3s]SPEAKER_01:Either they're slow or they're fast, huh?
[252.0s]SPEAKER_00:Exactly. But it's predictable, though. That's my thing. I can tell if I see someone just randomly decide to speed up and cut off somebody, I'm like, you're not from here.
[261.7s]SPEAKER_01:Okay, gotcha. First thing you do, you try to look at their tags. I don't even care about the tags no more.
[268.5s]SPEAKER_00:I'm like, nah, I can tell by the way you drive. I can see it. I can see it in your eyes. What's the number one thing a Karen does? A Karen.
[279.1s]SPEAKER_01:A Karen?
[279.9s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
[280.3s]SPEAKER_01:What do you mean a Karen?
[281.0s]SPEAKER_00:Oh, it's like, well, for me, that answer is like, they be snitching. But you know, you see, typically it's like an older white woman. Oh, okay. She just complaining for no reason. You're like, yo, why are you doing this? They start calling those women Karens.
[297.8s]SPEAKER_01:They're doing something new every day. Yeah, a little something, man. But when you think about it, a Karen, yeah, it kind of makes sense. But what's the first thing? It is nosy.
[311.1s]SPEAKER_00:It's nosy.
[311.8s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah, they're nosy. That's all. They're just nosy. That's all.
[315.3s]SPEAKER_00:I guess so.
[316.2s]SPEAKER_01:My mind is a business, yeah.
[320.3s]SPEAKER_00:All right. And why go to college?
[325.7s]SPEAKER_01:Sometimes it pays to go. Sometimes it don't. I guess to get a degree and get a better job. A lot of people, most people go to college to get that degree and get a better job. To have a good business, you need that. Most jobs nowadays, you need that extra education. You need that degree. Why go to college? I guess to get a degree. To say you have something to show.
[359.4s]SPEAKER_00:You're right. You're definitely right. For me, I think the only reason to go to college is if it's required. If you want to be a nurse, well, you've got to get a nursing degree. If you want to be a doctor, you've got to get a doctorate. If you want to be a lawyer, you've got to pass the bar. And most of the time, they still want you to have a law degree.
[385.4s]SPEAKER_01:You've got to go to college.
[387.7s]SPEAKER_00:If you don't have to go to college to get that degree, I don't think there's a reason to go to college. Not anymore. All the rest of it is like pleasure, I guess. You want to go have fun.
[399.0s]SPEAKER_01:And making money, too. You've got all these different things, you make a lot of money. Nowadays, you can make money doing different things that doesn't even require you to go to college. Exactly.
[414.1s]SPEAKER_00:I'm a big fan of trade school nowadays. Name the most attractive aspect of a woman's appearance that's not a body part. What she dressed, that makes sense. I'm a big fan of walks. How a woman carries herself, how she sits down. Does she move like a lady? That's super attractive. When should kids move out of the house?
[444.8s]SPEAKER_01:When? Yes, sir. ASAP.
[449.2s]SPEAKER_00:ASAP?
[453.5s]SPEAKER_01:Listen, when you get out of college, once you're in college, when you finish college, you should be doing your own thing. I can see that. I don't see no reason to come back home when you finish college. When you finish college, you should at least have a job or something lined up. I guess maybe a year after college.
[481.8s]SPEAKER_00:I think I'm kind of on that same thing. About a year, maybe two years after college. I think my number is like 24. I feel like it's a good idea for a parent to collaborate with their child. We need you to start making money, so let's make a plan. By 24, you should be able to be on your own, be good. What's the first thing you think when you hear the phrase, hot girl summer? That makes sense. Hot girl summer. My first thought is scandalous outfits. You know what's crazy? I think about a girl wearing a bikini or underwear, and then she puts on some shorts and calls it an outfit. And I'm like, you are naked out here, man.
[546.7s]SPEAKER_01:Underwear, bikini, and some shorts.
[549.4s]SPEAKER_00:And telling me she's clothed. I'm like, you're naked out here. What's something that's better now than it was 20 years ago?
[566.2s]SPEAKER_01:A person is better now. It might be, you know, you used to fight a lot. So something that's better now, man. I can't really. Something that's better now than it was 20 years ago.
[588.3s]SPEAKER_00:Well, everything. Phones. You know what? I agree with that one. I think tech has definitely gotten better. I'm in tech myself right now, and some of the stuff that I learned, it really is impressive. It really is. What should happen to men who cheat? It's a brand new world, and you get to decide punishments of cheating.
[615.8s]SPEAKER_01:Because, I mean, if you cheat, if you're married, you cheat. Apparently, you see something that, or you want something that's, you know, men are just greedy. And I don't think, I mean, you know, there's so much women out there and so less men.
[635.2s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
[636.4s]SPEAKER_01:And I don't think that should, I don't think that, I mean. I get that. How about you?
[644.6s]SPEAKER_00:Man, I think you cheat on a woman, what's a valid thing? I think the best thing that can come up with, you know, they try to make like those devices where you can experience someone else's pain. Like, there's not, my understanding, they're not very good yet. But if they get that technology together, I think you should be a lot like, if you cheat on a woman, she should be able to call the police and be like, hey, he cheated on me. And you get hooked up to a monitor.
[682.1s]SPEAKER_01:Okay.
[682.8s]SPEAKER_00:And they allow you to feel the same pain she just went through. Like, I think that would be very, very fair.
[688.5s]SPEAKER_01:Everyone just kind of got to deal with that. See, the thing is, with the cheating part, everybody's cheating. Women cheat, men cheat.
[696.9s]SPEAKER_00:Oh, yeah.
[697.2s]SPEAKER_01:So, they're both cheating. So, man and women both cheat.
[700.1s]SPEAKER_00:That's my question. Does your answer change if women cheat?
[705.5s]SPEAKER_01:Women cheat, that's for sure.
[708.1s]SPEAKER_00:My answer, I ain't gonna lie. My answer changes. Yeah, with that. If women cheat, oh, I think there should be, there should be corporal punishment. Because here's my thoughts on it. If a man cheats on you, like, that's, really most of the time, that's between you and him. And then y'all family couldn't get messed with, right? If a woman cheats and she gets pregnant, it's a, the whole, everything changes. Don't, don't even get into the thought of like, oh, you lied to me about it not being my kid type thing. So, I think if women cheat, they should have the fear of God instilled. Like, hey, you're about to get, you're about to, like, oh, excuse me, officer. She cheated on me. Please come over here and, she has to get her 20 lashes real quick. You know, she cheated on me, it's confirmed. I think there should be some corporal punishment. Women should be vehemently afraid of potentially throwing, throwing him, his parents, the kid, everybody should be like in fear that yo, there's a lot they gotta look up to. There's a lot. I do. And crazy part, I'm, I'm only saying that in retrospect of what happens. You know what I'm saying? If a man cheats and he gets another woman pregnant, he's like, well, at least we're pretty clear about who the parentage of the kid is in that case. But if I'm with you and then you step out on me and there's a kid that pops up, yo, there's a lot that goes into that. There's three families that are automatically involved and all three of them are like waiting for nine months going like, and we just get a new family member.
[813.4s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah, yeah, they're waiting. They're like, OK, and then come to find out it ain't, it ain't not your family. It's still your family member.
[819.6s]SPEAKER_00:And that's if she tells the truth.
[822.1s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
[823.7s]SPEAKER_00:So I think that's why I think it should be way worse on women. That's my, is snitching ever justified? I think it is. I think there's, I think there's just a couple of moments in life where it's like, hey, we can't, I'm not, I'm not taking the fall for you just because I was there.
[842.7s]SPEAKER_01:That's me. And I'm not doing that either. I'm not taking the fall. I understand what you're saying at that point. But I won't be snitching. I'll be telling you straight up. Snitching is if you do it on a sneak tip.
[855.7s]SPEAKER_00:Ah, OK.
[857.0s]SPEAKER_01:It's a difference.
[858.5s]SPEAKER_00:OK, I see that. I get that. I get that.
[860.5s]SPEAKER_01:You do it on a sneak tip. You snitch. But face to face. Oh, no, that's not me. You did that. OK. You did with that.
[868.1s]SPEAKER_00:So snitching is when you sneaky about it. It's like just telling the facts. That's just telling the facts. Right. I get that. I can respect that. I just realized that your Lyft app shows up on your dash. Oh, yeah. That's legit. I need to upgrade my car. I'm in a 2019, 2018 right now. My joint don't do that. That's nice.
[891.3s]SPEAKER_01:That's real nice, actually.
[894.2s]SPEAKER_00:Oh, yeah. That's real safe.
[895.2s]SPEAKER_01:I like that.
[897.6s]SPEAKER_00:What's the first word that comes to mind when you hear baby mama?
[905.9s]SPEAKER_01:That's your child's mom.
[912.2s]SPEAKER_00:Somebody's child's mom. I ain't going to lie. The first thing I think about every time is his dad. It was a Tyler Perry movie. Where this girl was going like, Byron. I just hear a nasally voice. It don't even matter. The funny part is if I hear Tyrone's baby mama, I hear Tyrone. That's Leslie's baby mama. Leslie. Baby mama. I got you. All right. Name something you wish men understood about women.
[952.3s]SPEAKER_01:Read them. Just read them. Read their minds.
[954.6s]SPEAKER_00:That would be better, wouldn't it?
[957.2s]SPEAKER_01:That's it. I mean, I just want to read you. I just want to know what you're thinking. Because sometimes you may think, okay, you know, for example, your woman getting ready to have sex or make love or whatever the case may be.
[970.5s]SPEAKER_00:That's right here. Yeah.
[972.1s]SPEAKER_01:And, you know, you think she might be ready, but really, in her mind, she's not.
[981.1s]SPEAKER_00:You know what? I get that. Man, I wasn't even thinking about reading minds like that, but that is an impressive and wonderful skill to have.
[990.9s]SPEAKER_01:Oh, yeah. Yeah. Because, like I said, in her mind, she's not ready. And you're like, okay, let's go. I'm ready.
[998.2s]SPEAKER_00:And then, that's a good one. That's a very good one.
[1000.6s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
[1001.5s]SPEAKER_00:You know what? I think I have to agree with that as well. That's actually a better way of explaining what I was thinking. I wish we could read their minds. My man, I appreciate you. It's been a pleasure.
[1012.1s]SPEAKER_01:For sure.
[1012.6s]SPEAKER_00:I left you a tip on the app. Oh, okay. I'm not lying about it. I hate when people say that. They were like, hey, man, I'm gonna tip you on the app. The tip never come through.
[1020.1s]SPEAKER_01:I don't even stress myself over it at all, but let's see what the message is.
[1025.5s]SPEAKER_00:All right.
[1026.5s]SPEAKER_01:Weekend bonus.
[1027.8s]SPEAKER_00:Weekend bonus has just landed? Nah, nah. That bonus is coming.