❓ Name something that you are, you're a hairstylist. You are getting your hair done. What's the absolute worst thing that a hairstylist can say to you?
💬 I mean, I guess. And I think that's all. I mean, I guess. I mean, I guess.
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❓ I keep on hearing this one. The power has been out for four hours with no explanation. What do you do next?
💬 Find a fucking explanation. Find an explanation.
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[2.0s]SPEAKER_00:Testing. Hello people. It is your favorite person in the world. Uncle Les. I'm here with my good friend.
[17.1s]SPEAKER_01:Hiya.
[18.2s]SPEAKER_00:What is your name?
[18.9s]SPEAKER_01:Chris.
[19.7s]SPEAKER_00:Chris. Chris with a K.
[21.3s]SPEAKER_01:Yes.
[22.0s]SPEAKER_00:That's why I couldn't put it together. I was like, not with a K but with a S.
[25.1s]SPEAKER_01:Kiss with an R.
[26.2s]SPEAKER_00:Kiss with an R. I like that. So kiss with an R is here. We are not to do survey. Are you ready to do survey? I'm ready. Wonderful. Name something that a parent would say before whooping their child.
[39.1s]SPEAKER_01:I don't know what I am. You sound very American.
[44.1s]SPEAKER_00:Name something you would never want your kids to see on your social media.
[56.8s]SPEAKER_01:My shitpost.
[57.9s]SPEAKER_00:Your shitpost? You said the thirst traps.
[60.7s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
[64.1s]SPEAKER_00:Name something that you are, you're a hairstylist. You are getting your hair done. What's the absolute worst thing that a hairstylist can say to you?
[83.8s]SPEAKER_01:I mean, I guess. And I think that's all. I mean, I guess. I mean, I guess.
[93.7s]SPEAKER_00:I guess my work is finished. Good luck with you. Name the best place to find a spouse.
[108.4s]SPEAKER_01:As you have to say, maybe in somewhere that your mutual friends hang out. I think that might be good because they obviously hang out with like-minded people. You like them. Friends, you know. That makes sense. That makes good sense.
[129.6s]SPEAKER_00:Name something that Mr. Diddy would ask you to bring to his party.
[136.6s]SPEAKER_01:No, he probably already had that on lock.
[139.0s]SPEAKER_00:See, this is more creative. I like where this is going. You stick with the baby one. Okay.
[154.5s]SPEAKER_01:Oh, you said something more creative.
[156.7s]SPEAKER_00:I thought you were going to go there. I like it.
[158.8s]SPEAKER_01:Let's see. I selected five.
[187.1s]SPEAKER_00:I started to remember all my questions. Too many questions. You don't have a menu? You said a menu?
[192.4s]SPEAKER_01:No, you need to put them on your cup right here.
[195.0s]SPEAKER_00:See, this would be good. This would be very good. I like the way you think Chris would take care of it. Have you figured out where I'm from yet? To Tokyo. Ah, what's the worst hood in Atlanta?
[213.8s]SPEAKER_01:I just moved here four months ago. I'm from the country. But, just far, I mean, I'm going to say where I say Edgewood.
[223.8s]SPEAKER_00:You are very close to some very rough clubs.
[226.2s]SPEAKER_01:The person, the past event with the 11 people, literally, the guy with the plane. Where that parking lot is, the person you're picking up?
[236.4s]SPEAKER_00:Oh, that's where the guy got... Ah, wow. He's bad. Have you ever been to a Waffle House? If a fight breaks out, what do you do next?
[256.7s]SPEAKER_00:What's the worst Halloween costume? One of your weirdest traditions here in America.
[262.6s]SPEAKER_01:Anything about the classic.
[268.8s]SPEAKER_00:So, Diddy R. Kelly and Tyler Terry. They're asking if you're going down or they're about to go down. Something bad's happening to them. Okay. My question to you is who is next?
[287.0s]SPEAKER_01:A female, female?
[288.0s]SPEAKER_00:It could be anyone.
[295.4s]SPEAKER_01:You know, I kind of want to say, maybe Anna Wintour. Has she recently just stepped out from as the head honcho at Vogue? Which is? You know, and I haven't heard her come out. I kind of could give, you know, slip out before you take them. Makes no sense. And you know she's rich.
[321.2s]SPEAKER_00:Tell me, how many dates until a man should expect a home-cooked meal? What? How many dates until a man should expect a home-cooked meal?
[336.0s]SPEAKER_01:I could say you could expect a home-cooked meal at first, right? Is that... Well, okay. So, I'm going to say, I think maybe about a... Makes no sense. She's decided, like, you know what? This man might be working. It's probably going to be strip alfredo, you know, but...
[366.2s]SPEAKER_00:They all know how to make the same dish.
[367.8s]SPEAKER_01:It's the thought that counts, right?
[369.1s]SPEAKER_00:It is the thought that counts.
[371.7s]SPEAKER_01:Right. It makes me want to go grocery shopping.
[375.8s]SPEAKER_00:It's not about my stomach. I already become man. What about the kids? What would they... Name the difference between husband and boyfriend. Why do men need women?
[405.6s]SPEAKER_01:I would say they sort of make them feel more comfortable as soft as ice.
[425.7s]SPEAKER_00:One of my favorite terms in America so far. What is the number one thing a Karen does? Why do women need men?
[460.1s]SPEAKER_01:Women can protect themselves as well, but...
[467.3s]SPEAKER_00:Do you agree? I don't believe women can protect themselves from penis.
[472.1s]SPEAKER_01:Women might not want to.
[474.2s]SPEAKER_00:Exactly. Name the difference between a wife and a girlfriend. Have you been to this ice cream bar? No. Ice cream place. Uh-huh. I have no idea. I've been told it was good, but I need to go just... We should have gone this way. Why do you like ice cream?
[496.5s]SPEAKER_01:Um... Exactly.
[514.6s]SPEAKER_00:Everyone is outside.
[517.1s]SPEAKER_01:And it doesn't... You know, it's a kind of a shitty... People are hurting people. Getting get back and tipped the tat, you know?
[531.7s]SPEAKER_00:I fall, I leave the world blind. It's a very good thing. Who is this thing, everyone? Chris with the gate. If all the women in the world disappeared, who would be the first problem?
[545.3s]SPEAKER_01:Who would be the first problem?
[546.4s]SPEAKER_00:What would be the first problem? I keep on hearing this one. The power has been out for four hours with no explanation. What do you do next?
[562.4s]SPEAKER_01:Find a fucking explanation. Find an explanation.
[566.5s]SPEAKER_00:Name something you wish men understood about women.
[575.5s]SPEAKER_01:I wouldn't say it's a small thing. I think it's the thought that counts. Knowing that you're on someone's mind, little gestures, whatever it may be.
[591.2s]SPEAKER_00:Name something that people pretend to like. They do like black. I keep hearing that. But most people do pretend to like black. Steam it with some salt or some pepper on it. Even with cheese, like I've tried it. Yeah, when the cheese is too much, it's not very good. This is American food. Now, if you bake it with cheese, it has a texture, but it's more casserole.
[642.9s]SPEAKER_01:Can you tell me where you're from?
[645.5s]SPEAKER_00:Siberia. I know.
[647.5s]SPEAKER_01:Okay, so that's a little Russian. A little bit.
[651.1s]SPEAKER_00:Kind of.
[655.0s]SPEAKER_01:I believe so.
[656.2s]SPEAKER_00:Well, thank you. Please, have a good one. Peace and blessings to your family. Thank you. Be careful. Yes, indeed. I have no idea why I decided to do an accent on that last one. I have no idea at all. The rides are starting to blow. Can't even go. Trying to get paid. Trying to get laid. Can't even. Okay, let's get paid. I wish I had more rides. So I could get more rides. But to be honest with you, this traffic is crappy looking. So I'm like, look, I'm gonna move. I might as well get paid. Let's do this.