❓ Heard you. Say something. Say something that parents say before they whoop you, right?
💬 speak with my big mother. I understand. Name the top reason men get married. No, I know what I'm saying. That's crazy. I wouldn't be surprised. But no, some men, because they can't cook or some men just want to settle down. You know, who the woman is and who the man is. The man is like, they want stability. That's why I said stability. That's why I said stability. That's a good ass question, bro. But also, sometimes it could just be love. No, it could. It could be love. That's why men get married. But then also, I guess, and I'm gonna be on the men's side because the woman
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❓ The OU. Everybody knows he wants the OU. The person who's bringing all the drugs, okay?
💬 drugs. I mean. That was the question for Still. Back in the day, using a quantity. I would say internet as well. If you a real person on the street. We cold. We gay.
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❓ It ain't ass hood, but that's a good answer though. But as of right now, I would say somewhere in the sub sub. How many days until a man should expect a home cooked meal?
💬 I'll answer this one because I cook. If you like the man, cook it up.
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❓ like when we first started. You whipped them up some?
💬 I don't, I really, I don't remember I cooked, but I ended up cooking up a phone like that, but it picked up to something. So can't cook, you're not going to pick a man for you. So that man. Because who's going to be outside, eating all day and you should not be eating outside.
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❓ Let's go. All right, my man, I don't want to mess up your night. You good to answer questions?
💬 title too. Yes, I understand. You got a ring. One is not on paper. One is on paper, but it's assets that come up alone. So it's like now like you're sharing everything. Like when you talk about, all right, yeah, you kind of know how you want to do this. But everything is like split amongst each other. Like it's no like, okay, yeah, you file single or whatever. You have your own separate money. Even though Americans have it, but everything's more like a, a together thing.
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💬 I feel like, honestly, because I know everybody likes that. I understand the Ciara thing though.
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[2.8s]SPEAKER_00:What's good everybody? It's Shibu Uncle Les. I'm in the car with the folks. Say what's up, folks? There we go. There we go. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. So these folks, we are from New York. You know that, y'all. They're from Brooklyn. They're from Brooklyn. And they came all the way down to the A to do what? Do some Brooklyn shit. Oh, God. All right, let's get it in here. Let's get in here. So gotta ask some some pre-recorded questions first. Are you a baddie? Are you a Christian? Are you single? Are you single? Are you single? All right. That was like real talk, real talk. I thought the same thing. I was like, yo, like I missed something. All right, let's get into it. Let's get into it. Y'all watch football? All right, bad. We're asking those questions. All right, so name something a parent says before whooping their child. Heard you. Say something. Say something that parents say before they whoop you, right? Yep. It's gonna hurt me more than it's gonna hurt you. All right, I dig that. I dig that. You're inside the barber shop. You're getting your hair did. The last thing you want to hear your hairdresser or your barber say is damn. That sound about right. Name something you never want your kids to see on your social media that you never want your kids to see on your social media. Eight-year-old, I would hate for my son to speak about me and his mother. I would hate for that. It ain't bad. I just, you know, it ain't for him to find out on the internet. That's why I don't
[190.1s]SPEAKER_01:speak with my big mother. I understand. Name the top reason men get married. No, I know what I'm saying. That's crazy. I wouldn't be surprised. But no, some men, because they can't cook or some men just want to settle down. You know, who the woman is and who the man is. The man is like, they want stability. That's why I said stability. That's why I said stability. That's a good ass question, bro. But also, sometimes it could just be love. No, it could. It could be love. That's why men get married. But then also, I guess, and I'm gonna be on the men's side because the woman
[253.1s]SPEAKER_00:to get married, that's why. Why does it gotta be sides? Why it gotta be sides to it? You know, you know, we'll get back. We'll get back. I'm about to fuck around. I'm about to fuck around. All right, make something good he would ask you to bring to the party. Good question. I mean, that's a good answer. Bring the freak. Bring the freak. You know what he wants. Everybody knows what he wants. The drug dealers. It's a freak-off. The OU. Everybody knows he wants the OU. The person who's bringing all the drugs, okay? Okay. Oh, he definitely some type of, what do you think he was We'll get back to that. Best place to find a spouse. Best place to find a spouse. It could be the internet. I ain't gonna lie. The internet is the good place. Now it is the internet. It is. I'm not gonna lie because, I'm not gonna lie. These girls, they be open. They be on the apps. They be ready. You got the right. But these girls be ready. I'm the only single one. I don't know about this. I'm married. I'm the only single guy on the call. So I can say this. Women, they looking. They looking for sure. You know why we all getting on them. Me and our thirties, they looking. They ready. So they on the apps. They on the gram. They everywhere. Wherever you want in New York. They gonna find you. And they gonna shoot. The internet, internet better, it ain't better than
[347.7s]SPEAKER_01:drugs. I mean. That was the question for Still. Back in the day, using a quantity. I would say internet as well. If you a real person on the street. We cold. We gay.
[368.9s]SPEAKER_00:We about to do a fire rule. I feel it. We about to do a fire rule. They gonna pretend to like.
[383.1s]SPEAKER_01:That's a good question. I don't think nobody really want honest truth. That's deep. That's good.
[397.1s]SPEAKER_00:I was saying honestly. Hey. They don't want the truth. They don't want the truth. They claim they want the truth, but they don't actually like the truth. They want the truth, but then when they get the truth, it's like. You know what? I'm gonna start saying. Are you like honest guys? Yeah. All right. Let me tell you about your weight real quick. They don't like it. They telling you no. They telling you no. They telling you no. I'm gonna go up here and you turn around.
[436.2s]SPEAKER_01:All right. What's the worst hood in Atlanta? Hello. I'm not from Atlanta, but I would say
[441.3s]SPEAKER_00:probably like. What'd you say? What's the question? Worst hood in Atlanta. Oh, for sure. The bluff. The bluff. The bluff. The bluff. You know what the bluff stand for? You better leave your fucking food. That's what the bluff stand for. But the bluff. The bluff ain't what it. It ain't what it used to be. It ain't so. It ain't ass hood, but that's a good answer though. But as of right now, I would say somewhere in the sub sub. How many days until a man should expect a home cooked meal?
[476.5s]SPEAKER_01:I'll answer this one because I cook. If you like the man, cook it up.
[485.2s]SPEAKER_00:How many days though? This is a cool ass Uber, man. Right. This is the first phone. This ain't even Uber, man. But let me answer the question. This ain't an Uber. Hold on. You just look out for us. This is my cousin.
[498.5s]SPEAKER_01:My thing is, first date. If you like a man like that, you get to cook. Because if you can't cook,
[508.2s]SPEAKER_00:you ask him to cook. Is that how you got your man? Is that how you got your man? I wouldn't say by
[516.0s]SPEAKER_01:cooking, but I can cook, y'all. No, I'm saying like too. We just spoke about this the other day,
[521.5s]SPEAKER_00:like when we first started. You whipped them up some? She's like, I cook and I clean.
[529.0s]SPEAKER_01:I don't, I really, I don't remember I cooked, but I ended up cooking up a phone like that, but it picked up to something. So can't cook, you're not going to pick a man for you. So that man. Because who's going to be outside, eating all day and you should not be eating outside.
[564.0s]SPEAKER_00:All right. At a waffle house, a fight breaks out. What do you do next? We'll watch. Record it. That phone's going to slap. The phone is going to slap, but
[574.4s]SPEAKER_01:record. And I'm just going to dip out. And if we didn't pay the bill, then that's okay.
[578.8s]SPEAKER_00:This shit about to go viral, bro. I got a phone. Well, if it's going to go viral, we might as well finish it. Cause I got questions. Let's go. All right, my man, I don't want to mess up your night. You good to answer questions? All right, I'm finishing. We just finished these questions. All right, let's do this. Name the difference between a husband and a boyfriend. Can't speak on that. That's for everybody. I asked this to me. I mean, everybody. I'm in one lane and they, and they ain't, I don't know. Boyfriends. I mean, like I'm married. That
[639.6s]SPEAKER_01:title too. Yes, I understand. You got a ring. One is not on paper. One is on paper, but it's assets that come up alone. So it's like now like you're sharing everything. Like when you talk about, all right, yeah, you kind of know how you want to do this. But everything is like split amongst each other. Like it's no like, okay, yeah, you file single or whatever. You have your own separate money. Even though Americans have it, but everything's more like a, a together thing.
[678.7s]SPEAKER_00:Okay. Why do men need women? Organization. One hand wash the other. One hand wash the other, bro. That's what we do.
[701.1s]SPEAKER_01:No, don't just get the one with the big butt.
[714.0s]SPEAKER_00:I mean, I'm not saying that's only that. Niggas want to care about women, bro. If pussy was not involved, niggas would not care about women. It's not just about that, though. I said that, I said that, I said that. We agree with that, we agree with that. It's a pretty big part, though. That's more than 50% of the reason. It plays a major part. Without pussy, the world would be different. I promise you, the world would be different without pussy. The world would be a little scary. If sex, if sex was never a thing, it would probably be worse. You know what, hold on. Actually, I think you gotta change that a little bit. If sex wasn't enjoyable, because there's a lot of animals out there that have to have sex in order to have children, but they don't change how they move about shit. No, but enjoy it. But we're one of the only species that enjoys procreating. Yeah, but you think they don't enjoy it? They enjoy it. No, most animals, it is just a job. Every animal enjoys it. Every human, every animal. Lion penises have spikes on them. They literally are scraping out all the sperm. The lioness, they know it every time. She want it every time. She just want to get pregnant. But, you know what, we get too far gone, we get too far away. I'm a single man, I'm not in those lanes, I can't speak on it.
[805.6s]SPEAKER_01:As a wife, you know you're doing what you're supposed to do. It depends on what the household is, because technically, let's say if it's a god making like $50k or whatever, he's taking care of everything. A female should take care of the house, make sure the house is clean, the kids are good, if you have kids or whatever, and stuff like that. It depends on the situation. If it starts to be like, okay, well, I'm paying all the bills, everything coming with the house should be fine. There's no reason why, like, the men should be like, okay, well, yeah, why, why, it's kind of weird, but like, why is this not a place for it? If you're a stay-at-home mom, whatever, and God's taking care of all the bills, the house should never be untidy. But, it all depends on the two people, because everybody, every relationship is different. So, even when it comes to marriage, everybody is different. I feel like the wife holds down the majority of roles like the cooking, cleaning, as I said, the kids, if you have kids, and the husband, he's like, you know. He's like, what? Oh, I got a lot more, I got a lot more,
[912.8s]SPEAKER_00:but, um, hey, all right, two more, I'm just finding the best for you. Best female role model. Anybody? Anybody, best female role model. I would say Ciara. Oprah. You said Ciara. You said Ciara. I understand the woman's point of view. You said Oprah. I said Oprah. You said Oprah. She said Ciara. And, okay, I want you to know, we're gonna get, the Oprah part and the Ciara part, I want you to know, that's so funny. I'm gonna say something about that, but I have to get my last question out. Top reason a man cheats.
[966.6s]SPEAKER_01:Just a pussy. Just a pussy boy. Maybe his friends.
[979.6s]SPEAKER_00:Hey, you weren't even a homie yet. I have a wife. Fuck it. Niggas cheat for no reason. We don't need a reason. Ain't no reason. Ain't no reason. Niggas cheat. That's what we do. Not we. I'm single. That's why I'm single. What? I'm single because I'm single, but niggas don't need a reason. She related to cheating. Niggas don't need a reason. That's what I'm gonna say. Niggas don't need a reason. I gotta ask about the Ciara bit, real quick. I'm sorry. I'm pissing off my man in the back. He's like, hey nigga, you said your last question. He might be in hot water tonight. All right. He be all right. All right. My thing with the Ciara thing.
[1019.1s]SPEAKER_01:I feel like, honestly, because I know everybody likes that. I understand the Ciara thing though.
[1024.9s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah, because like, she came from like, you know, of course she, she, you know, she. I need the perspective. I need the perspective.
[1031.2s]SPEAKER_01:She had her little, her little. You had a perspective. I didn't say role model. I'm just saying like. He said that's what you said though. I mean, I'll, I'll, she had her, her thing with her little hood niggas. Finally found a guy that she was gonna kill down with and they did it. So what's happening? So granted, if you want to be technical, like I'm not saying everybody go through it, but. A lot of
[1057.7s]SPEAKER_00:a lot of women value that shit. I would platform that one. But they do. But my thing is because
[1064.7s]SPEAKER_01:a lot of females, they, they went through like a lot of guys that. But then he finally used the right guy. And it's just like, all right. He's a happy of afternoon. I'm not saying she's not. Listen, I ain't, I ain't that, I wouldn't be in the house with that man shit. But. Hey fam, if you don't say, I ain't gonna lie to you, fam.
[1086.6s]SPEAKER_00:I, this is y'all ride. I think it's, are you Andre? All right. I'm not fucking up Andre's ride no more. So if I just say this conversation is over, when he says it's over, it's over. All right. Andre, we, Andre, we done? Hey, he said we done. Open the gate. All right. Cool. Cool. Hey, I appreciate y'all and social media is y'all want to shout out. Yeah. Follow me. The single guy, rich and humble. Everything's good. Rich and humble. Everything spoke correctly. Rich and humble. Thank y'all. I appreciate y'all. Oh yeah. Yeah. Hold on. I got, I got the little things for that. Check in the back right here. So you're about to go viral, Jay. You ain't, you ain't, you ain't want to answer. Jay about to go viral. I promise you. You're about to go viral. They finally say he's real smart. Look, that's a girl in the car. That's smart. That's smart.