❓ She's in the streets, she's in the streets, she's in the streets, she's in the streets. That's normal, right? Wait, is it both of us or just she got to see my shit?
💬 She's perfect in every way, but she makes $50,000 a year and she doesn't want to make a cent more.
💬 I mean, his ex, he used to date this person. That's not his best friend, and they go like, none of that. We ain't doing that. He's perfect in every way, but he doesn't cherish you. He's perfect in every way, but he eats wings with a knife and a fork. I'm sorry. That took me off guard.
🤖 AI & Tech🍗 Food & Cookouts💕 Relationships & DatingOpinion / Hot Take
❓ He got us to go, because are you a killer? Are you okay? Do you want to talk about it?
💬 No, judgment free zone. You can use your knife and your fork.
Opinion / Hot Take
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[0.0s]SPEAKER_00:She's perfect in every way, but she requires you to share your location 24-7.
[4.8s]SPEAKER_01:She's in the streets, she's in the streets, she's in the streets, she's in the streets. That's normal, right? Wait, is it both of us or just she got to see my shit? Like, if I turn my low off or like... She's calling the police.
[19.5s]SPEAKER_00:She's perfect in every way, but she makes $50,000 a year and she doesn't want to make a cent more.
[24.4s]SPEAKER_01:Oh, she good, she wifey.
[25.7s]SPEAKER_00:She's perfect in every way, but she doesn't honor you.
[29.3s]SPEAKER_01:Honor me, honor me. Yeah, that's a heel break.
[34.4s]SPEAKER_00:She's perfect in every way, but your dad hates him.
[39.0s]SPEAKER_01:My dad hated everybody I dated. He can stay.
[42.3s]SPEAKER_00:Perfect in every way, but she requires that you cover your hair and arms in public.
[47.8s]SPEAKER_01:Fuck no. Hair and arms in public?
[55.4s]SPEAKER_00:You said my hair? My arms? Like, yeah, like, like, your hair, your arms, you gotta cover that. Like, the hair on my head.
[64.3s]SPEAKER_01:Yes.
[69.7s]SPEAKER_00:I mean, she's always perfect. She just wants you to cover your hair and your arms and your legs. Your identity is not worth a perfect one.
[82.0s]SPEAKER_01:Well, that means you're cutting your beard, too. No, no, no, no, I just... Yeah, I'm not... That just means I gotta, I just gotta wear a hat. Yeah, but, but, but, but, bro, no, bro. You hiding your identity for somebody else. Like, no, bro. I'm with the perfect woman. I don't need to be showing up for nobody else, bro. It don't matter, bro. It don't matter. You're the perfect woman. I'm covering my, like, I think about my type right now. That's why I sold me right now. That's my perfect woman. I'm covering my hair, nigga. Like, what? No, I'm not doing that. Because why am I doing that for somebody? All right, I'll fuck with you, Yuri. But, like, why would I hide my identity for the perfect girl? Hey, bro, these guys take it perfect for granted. They don't know, they don't know perfect.
[121.5s]SPEAKER_00:He's perfect in every way, but he only makes 50K a year, and he doesn't want to make a cent more. Baby, you gots to go.
[130.1s]SPEAKER_01:Why you don't want to make more?
[131.5s]SPEAKER_00:She's perfect in every way, but she doesn't cherish you.
[134.7s]SPEAKER_01:Man, that's, that's tough. Yeah, I can't, yeah, I can't be out.
[145.0s]SPEAKER_00:He's perfect in every way, but he expects you to cook, clean, and have sex every day.
[151.8s]SPEAKER_01:Only if I don't have to work, and he took a lot of it.
[156.0s]SPEAKER_00:He's perfect in every way, but he requires you to share your location 24-7. And if it's off, he calling the police.
[166.9s]SPEAKER_01:It sounds kind of weird, but then it's kind of nice, because he's a person here. Okay. But sometimes he's going to call you, and you be gone on vacation, and they don't care.
[176.9s]SPEAKER_00:True. So we marrying him. He requires you to cover your hair, your arms, and your legs in public.
[184.6s]SPEAKER_01:No, this is not the way I love him.
[186.4s]SPEAKER_00:He's perfect in every way, but he doesn't love you.
[193.8s]SPEAKER_01:That's one of those questions that's like, I don't really care about love that much. So, is he loyal?
[201.3s]SPEAKER_00:He's loyal.
[202.1s]SPEAKER_01:Okay, then, you know, I give him.
[206.0s]SPEAKER_00:She's perfect in every way, but she doesn't obey you.
[211.8s]SPEAKER_01:I mean, I'm not, I'm not her father. I don't necessarily need her to obey me, but that's a loaded question, man. That's a good one. Perfect in every way.
[222.4s]SPEAKER_00:I mean, I just got it from the marriage vows. That's awesome.
[224.3s]SPEAKER_01:That's a good one. Yeah, right.
[228.2s]SPEAKER_00:Perfect in every way, but the marriage is arranged.
[231.0s]SPEAKER_01:Arranged? Wow, I'm good with that.
[232.6s]SPEAKER_00:Is she perfect? Perfect. She's perfect in every way, but your dad hates her.
[239.1s]SPEAKER_01:I'm not marrying my dad, so that's fine.
[242.2s]SPEAKER_00:Your mom hates her.
[244.0s]SPEAKER_01:Mommy hates her? Ooh, that's a red flag. Yeah, we'll have to work through that one.
[251.6s]SPEAKER_00:We still married, or is it like?
[253.2s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah, I'm a married.
[254.1s]SPEAKER_00:She's perfect in every way, but she wants you to make a sandwich on request at any time.
[259.5s]SPEAKER_01:I don't cook, but I make a sandwich.
[262.1s]SPEAKER_00:All right. She's perfect in every way, but she has a feet-only OnlyFans. She making money off of? She make good money off. Oh yeah, I'm with it. All right, she's perfect in every way, but she eats wings with a knife and a fork.
[276.6s]SPEAKER_01:Is that something? That's fine.
[278.3s]SPEAKER_00:She's perfect in every way, but she expects you to cook, clean, and have sex every day.
[283.5s]SPEAKER_01:Every day?
[285.6s]SPEAKER_00:Every day.
[286.3s]SPEAKER_01:Man, that's a deal breaker, man.
[288.0s]SPEAKER_00:I don't cook. She's perfect in every way, but he doesn't honor you.
[296.1s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah, no, I'll send him back to the show.
[298.7s]SPEAKER_00:He's perfect in every way, but he has a OnlyFans where he only posts speech picks and videos. Okay, cool, I like it. He's perfect in every way, but he eats wings with a fork and a knife. I'm done. He's perfect in every way, but he makes 50k a year, and he doesn't want to make a cent more. Step out the streets. He's perfect in every way, but he requires you to share your location 24-7. If you turn it off, he's calling the police.
[338.2s]SPEAKER_01:Send him back to the streets. We can't do that.
[342.1s]SPEAKER_00:He's perfect in every way, but he drives a hellcat, and he occasionally asks you for gas money.
[348.8s]SPEAKER_01:Send him back to the streets.
[351.1s]SPEAKER_00:He's perfect in every way, but he requires you to cover your arms, hair, and legs in public. Perfect in every way, but he doesn't wash his legs. He just lets the soap come down.
[362.4s]SPEAKER_01:He must be white.
[366.2s]SPEAKER_00:I'm done. He's perfect in every way, but he claps whenever the plane lands.
[376.6s]SPEAKER_01:I keep him around, because I do it too. That's beautiful.
[388.3s]SPEAKER_00:He's perfect in every way, but he doesn't obey you. He's perfect in every way, but he doesn't require you to obey him. He's perfect in every way, but he goes to lunch with his best friend ex.
[408.4s]SPEAKER_01:His ex and his best friend?
[410.2s]SPEAKER_00:I mean, his ex, he used to date this person. That's not his best friend, and they go like, none of that. We ain't doing that. He's perfect in every way, but he doesn't cherish you. He's perfect in every way, but he eats wings with a knife and a fork. I'm sorry. That took me off guard.
[432.8s]SPEAKER_01:He got us to go, because are you a killer? Are you okay? Do you want to talk about it?
[440.4s]SPEAKER_00:You know what?
[441.8s]SPEAKER_01:He can stay, because I stir my coffee with a knife sometimes, so he can stay. He can stay. This is a non-judgment zone.
[450.0s]SPEAKER_00:No, judgment free zone. You can use your knife and your fork.