❓ Now, with that being said, the way this works is whenever you want to answer your question, answer the question, you just have to scream out your team's name. Streets or squad. Everyone understand it?
💬 I need another one. All right.
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❓ He's perfect in every way, but he wants you to do butt stuff. I mean, this is the thing. Like once a week, he's like, can we do some butt stuff?
💬 His butt, his butt.
Opinion / Hot Takewhitefemale
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[0.0s]SPEAKER_00:Alright, she's about to start singing. Wait, wait, everyone. Hey guys, welcome back to my YouTube channel. Let her sing.
[11.4s]SPEAKER_01:Yes, we can. I'll let her sing. Are we going to do karaoke? Well, it's actually really, really simple. This is the best uber ever. I mean, I try to do what I can, but. You go, girl. Oh, shit. Hold on, hold on. You can't die in the car. No dying in the car. Okay, everyone. Okay, no dying. Okay, but can I tell what I actually be doing though? Okay, bet. So you ever seen the show Family Feud? Yeah. Okay. No, not this time. So sorry. Almost, but we have no cash yet. We're waiting for sponsorships to come through. But here's the situation. I have already interviewed over 130 people inside of Atlanta, inside of Uber and Lyft rides. Oh, really? Not tonight, but over the last month. It's just what I'm doing. So you guys want to try and see if you can guess what Atlanta thinks about stuff? Yeah. Okay, let's divide into two teams.
[74.9s]SPEAKER_00:This side of the car and that side. Yeah, exactly. Okay.
[81.4s]SPEAKER_01:Okay, one team is going to be the squad. Where's the squad? The other team is going to be the streets.
[89.7s]SPEAKER_00:Hey, let me over there.
[93.9s]SPEAKER_01:All right. All right. Now, with that being said, the way this works is whenever you want to answer your question, answer the question, you just have to scream out your team's name. Streets or squad. Everyone understand it? Yep. All right, we're going to practice real quick. Name something that Diddy would ask you. If you say it early, if you say it early, if you say it early, I'm going to give it to the other team first.
[124.1s]SPEAKER_00:I need another one. All right.
[125.7s]SPEAKER_01:Name something that Diddy would ask you to bring to the party. The squad. Squad, what you got?
[130.6s]SPEAKER_00:A little kid.
[133.1s]SPEAKER_01:Damn. Baby oil wins. A little kid is on the top three though, so you're not wrong. All right, y'all ready? Yeah. All right, let's get it. Question number one. Wait, first, I'll do the intro now. Okay. I'm going to call the ladies. Say what's up, ladies.
[151.8s]SPEAKER_00:Hey, what's up. I love it.
[154.3s]SPEAKER_01:Hey, before we get started, can y'all say two, one, two to beat real cute? One, two, three. Swerve. Okay. The name of the show is two, one, two, the beat.
[164.6s]SPEAKER_00:Two, one, two, the beat.
[166.9s]SPEAKER_01:Three, two, one.
[168.3s]SPEAKER_00:Two, one, two, the beat.
[170.0s]SPEAKER_01:I can't say I can't love that enough. So thank y'all. Thank y'all. Okay, so y'all ready for question number one? Yep. All right, name something that a parent would say before whipping that ass. I think I have to go with squad on that one. What? I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm really not, but I'm trying my best. So squad. Okay, what have we got? Pants down?
[195.6s]SPEAKER_00:Pull your pants down.
[196.6s]SPEAKER_01:Pull your pants down. Streets, what you got?
[199.0s]SPEAKER_00:Oh, we get to go too?
[200.3s]SPEAKER_01:Yes.
[201.4s]SPEAKER_00:Get your ass in this room right now.
[204.6s]SPEAKER_01:You're on with that? All right. Pull down your pants is not in the top four. But get your ass in here is number four. But, but, but. You do have a chance to get double points right now. But you have to guess the other top three answers with no mistakes. Do you want to double it up? But if you don't double it up, the other team gets the double points. We're passing? We reject.
[238.5s]SPEAKER_00:All right.
[239.8s]SPEAKER_01:Streets gets the point.
[241.6s]SPEAKER_00:All right. Let's go.
[243.1s]SPEAKER_01:Good job, girls. All right. Question number two. Name something you never want your kids to see on your social media page. Streets, what you got? Nudes. Squad, what you got?
[256.1s]SPEAKER_00:Squad has.
[257.8s]SPEAKER_01:Oh, okay.
[259.6s]SPEAKER_00:What do you got? Yeah, I don't know.
[267.5s]SPEAKER_01:Five, four, three. You said incriminating things.
[272.5s]SPEAKER_00:That's good.
[273.6s]SPEAKER_01:I like that. All right. Incriminating things is nowhere on this list. But the number one answer is nudes. So I got to say, I love that. I love that. I love that.
[294.0s]SPEAKER_01:All right. All right. All right. Question number three. Question number three. You're inside the hair salon. You're getting your hair did. What's the absolute last thing you would want to hear your hairdresser say to you?
[308.6s]SPEAKER_00:Streets.
[309.4s]SPEAKER_01:I definitely heard Streets the first time that time. Oh, shit. Okay. I dig that. I dig that.
[317.2s]SPEAKER_00:Squad, counteracts.
[322.2s]SPEAKER_01:Okay. I dig that. Well, sadly, but also greatly, I have to lump those two together, just curse words in general. That is the second answer. So you guys are the number two answer right now. So the tiebreaker is who could call his answer number one?
[341.6s]SPEAKER_00:Hit it, Skylin.
[343.4s]SPEAKER_01:I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry? Okay, so the squad going with? The Streets, what you guys got?
[358.9s]SPEAKER_00:Five, four, three. Two. Oh, God. Oh, God.
[368.9s]SPEAKER_01:Okay. Yours one was what again? I'm so sorry. The other ones, oh, God. Ironically enough, neither one of those is in the top either. So we'll call that one a tie. What is the number one answer? The other ones are, hey, boo, I got to leave right now. Number one, though, is oops.
[399.3s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
[402.4s]SPEAKER_01:All right. All right. Are you ready for the next one? Name the top place to find a spouse. Squad, what you got? The bar.
[416.0s]SPEAKER_00:Coffee shop. Dating apps.
[420.5s]SPEAKER_01:Okay. The bar is like somewhere five or six. So it's on the top four. But I'm so glad you said that. I have the receipts. I'll show you all of his answers. But dating apps, dating apps is number two.
[447.4s]SPEAKER_00:What's the number one answer?
[448.4s]SPEAKER_01:Number one answer was church. Hey, Atlanta be saying that, man. I'm not making these answers up. I don't agree with these answers most of the time. All right. All right. All right. So we got two minutes left. We got two minutes left. All right. I'm gonna ask you one more question. A hard one. Okay. I got this one. Squad.
[476.9s]SPEAKER_00:Squad, what you got? For sex.
[480.6s]SPEAKER_01:For sex. Okay. Streets, what you got?
[491.6s]SPEAKER_01:Emotional support. You want emotional support? Okay. Neither one of those answers is in the top four. But you guys have listed up quite through the top four.
[504.5s]SPEAKER_00:Money.
[505.0s]SPEAKER_01:Money is number one. Provision. What else you got? We got any other guesses for the top four?
[520.5s]SPEAKER_00:To be a father.
[523.1s]SPEAKER_01:To be a father has never been answered. That's never been there. To waste our time.
[529.8s]SPEAKER_00:They don't.
[532.2s]SPEAKER_01:They don't is number two. That is crazy as fuck. But that is number two. Why do women need men? Number one is provision. Provision, money. Number two, we don't need them.
[557.0s]SPEAKER_00:We all said what?
[558.7s]SPEAKER_01:Number three, protection.
[562.2s]SPEAKER_00:I literally said protection. Y'all were like what?
[565.7s]SPEAKER_01:I mean, hey, I'm not making this up, y'all. I just collected the answers. Number four is, holy shit, what was number four? What was number four? Uh, damn. Sex is like, there's like seven people that said sex.
[582.8s]SPEAKER_00:We don't need men for sex.
[585.4s]SPEAKER_01:Oh, we go back and go through all these interviews and collect the answers. But I am blanking what number four is. Oh, we haven't posted anything yet. I'm not posting, I'm getting done with a whole series and then we'll release it as an episode, as season. Oh, yeah. Oh, wait, wait, listen to this. Behind the chairs, ladies, there are little purple sheets. It has the QR code for you to follow it. Ladies all the way in the back. On the side of your chairs.
[617.4s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah, you are.
[618.4s]SPEAKER_01:Oh, yeah, please scan those. But y'all want to do the lightning round of a survey real quick?
[622.4s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
[622.9s]SPEAKER_01:Okay, we're going to play a game called, he's perfect in every way.
[627.7s]SPEAKER_00:But is he?
[628.3s]SPEAKER_01:Okay, but exactly. But is he, right? I'm going to give you guys only one thing wrong with your perfect guy.
[635.2s]SPEAKER_00:Nobody's perfect.
[636.0s]SPEAKER_01:And you're going to tell if you're still going to marry him or not. Are y'all ready?
[640.9s]SPEAKER_00:We love a toxic man.
[642.6s]SPEAKER_01:You guys are all in this together. He's perfect in every way. But he's average looking. Like anywhere you go. So marry an average guy. He's perfect in every other way.
[657.8s]SPEAKER_00:He's okay.
[659.5s]SPEAKER_01:Perfect in every way. But he cheats. So all the way. So all the trips, all the vacations. He's great. Your people level. Okay. He's perfect in every way, every single way. But he never satisfies you physically. Okay. So sex life has to be on point. All right. He's perfect in every way, but he doesn't want to be a father. Love it. Love it. Love it. Okay. He's perfect in every way, but he kisses his mom on the mouth. He's perfect in every way. But he's been to two diddy parties in the last four years. But no, we can't do that. Okay. He's perfect in every way, but he never ever can save money. He makes money. He just can't save it.
[728.0s]SPEAKER_00:Me either.
[734.1s]SPEAKER_01:He's perfect in every way. But he's a virgin.
[737.2s]SPEAKER_00:That's fine. She's contemplating this right now.
[742.3s]SPEAKER_01:She's like, he's a virgin.
[744.1s]SPEAKER_00:I mean, at times I kind of think it's a red flag a little bit for a boy to be a virgin. But I wouldn't mind.
[751.3s]SPEAKER_01:He's perfect in every way, but he can't cook.
[753.5s]SPEAKER_00:I don't care.
[755.9s]SPEAKER_01:Perfect in every way, but he has a female bestie.
[758.6s]SPEAKER_00:No. We've all been a female bestie at one point. So dead.
[767.0s]SPEAKER_01:Perfect in every way, but he's 25 years older than you.
[770.2s]SPEAKER_00:Hell no.
[771.7s]SPEAKER_01:He's perfect in every other way though.
[773.9s]SPEAKER_00:Is he my dad?
[775.0s]SPEAKER_01:I mean, he's clapping the cheese like he's your daddy. I mean, he's perfect in every other way.
[781.6s]SPEAKER_00:No.
[787.4s]SPEAKER_01:She's not against it. Perfect in every other way.
[792.6s]SPEAKER_00:Let me go on the record and say I am against that.
[796.2s]SPEAKER_01:She's against that. She's like, you can't be old and get this ass. You can't do it. Okay. He's perfect in every other way, every way. But you guys aren't your destination. But he went to jail for a very short period of time. Both were scamming a nonprofit for a hundred grand.
[816.3s]SPEAKER_00:No.
[822.0s]SPEAKER_01:Okay.
[824.8s]SPEAKER_00:It's like scamming people and being evil.
[827.9s]SPEAKER_01:That's a moral thing. Okay. He's perfect in every way, but he's an accomplished sniper. 30 bodies. I mean, yeah. Like he's a professional sniper.
[840.5s]SPEAKER_00:Like legal.
[846.4s]SPEAKER_01:He's getting paid. He's a legit hit man.
[856.9s]SPEAKER_00:Give us the best one you got.
[859.0s]SPEAKER_01:The best one. What's the last one I got?
[860.5s]SPEAKER_00:Last question.
[863.5s]SPEAKER_01:Let me see. What's going to have y'all having to debate this?
[866.6s]SPEAKER_00:You know what you should say?
[868.3s]SPEAKER_01:What's one? Hit me with it.
[876.6s]SPEAKER_00:Every time.
[879.6s]SPEAKER_01:We're going to have two last ones because I can't. I can't. This is funny though. He's perfect in every way, but he wants you to do butt stuff. I mean, this is the thing. Like once a week, he's like, can we do some butt stuff? Like with his butt. He's like with my butt.
[898.0s]SPEAKER_00:His butt, his butt.
[900.6s]SPEAKER_01:No, no. That's suspect, right?
[904.1s]SPEAKER_00:Okay.
[906.5s]SPEAKER_01:He's perfect. Oh, he's perfect in every way, but he has been intimate with a girl that you know.
[914.4s]SPEAKER_00:They all have.
[920.6s]SPEAKER_01:I'm so dead. Ladies, thank you so very much. Thank you. Any socials you want to shout it out? Instagram. Okay. Y'all be easy. Thank y'all. Y'all be great. Awesome. Please share with your friends. It's all good. Thank you, ladies.