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๐Ÿ“ PXL_20250707_134409665 ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Interviewer โ†’ Guest
She is a very likable, very poised woman. What would you do if you found out your partner was speaking to their ex?
You know, I wouldn't do nothing. I'd talk to him about it. See what's going on. Nothing's going on. I'd have a friend, if that's what it is, a friend. I wouldn't get too upset.
๐Ÿ’• Relationships & Dating ๐Ÿค” Absurd & Hypothetical Opinion / Hot Take
๐Ÿ“ PXL_20250707_134409665 ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Interviewer โ†’ Guest
Is that running?
Running. Running or if you've got an instrument, get on an instrument and play it.
๐Ÿค” Absurd & Hypothetical Opinion / Hot Take
๐Ÿ“ PXL_20250708_151126254 ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Interviewer โ†’ Guest
If all the women in the world disappear, all of them, what's the first problem that men would run into?
I'm not sure. I'm not gonna tell you.
๐Ÿ’ฌ Social Commentary ๐Ÿค” Absurd & Hypothetical Hypothetical Scenario
๐Ÿ“ PXL_20250708_180704747 ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Interviewer โ†’ Guest
All right, fill in the blank. The Chiefs dynasty is?
It's, it's underrated.
๐Ÿˆ NFL & Sports ๐Ÿค” Absurd & Hypothetical Hypothetical Scenario
๐Ÿ“ PXL_20250708_213439289 ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Interviewer โ†’ Guest
It's a little telling. I guess so. If all the women in the world disappeared what would be the first problem to come up?
because I don't think that'd be the first. Yeah. I just think there'd be a lot of fighting.
๐Ÿค” Absurd & Hypothetical ๐Ÿ’ฌ Social Commentary Opinion / Hot Take
๐Ÿ“ PXL_20250709_115540208 ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Interviewer โ†’ Guest
What would you say, it's called Westside MLK?
Westside.
๐Ÿค” Absurd & Hypothetical Personal Experience
๐Ÿ“ PXL_20250709_221145053 ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Interviewer โ†’ Guest
Question, why do women need? Actually, I know your last answer explained. Why do women need men?
We are made that way. Yes, we are made that way. Yeah. From the beginning, it's in Genesis. Yeah. The difference between a wife and a girlfriend. A wife has made a commitment to honor her husband, to respect him, to support him and to love him. And so a girlfriend doesn't know what that is. They're โ€ฆ
๐Ÿ’• Relationships & Dating ๐Ÿค– AI & Tech ๐Ÿ’ฐ Work & Money ๐Ÿค” Absurd & Hypothetical Opinion / Hot Take
๐Ÿ“ PXL_20250709_230656069 ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Interviewer โ†’ Guest
We back. All right, y'all. What would you do if you found out you were speaking to they ex?
Block. Delete. On to the next. I have a current person, but yeah. I done dealt with that for 10 years. We're not now. We're good. Sittin' that last one before you.
๐Ÿค” Absurd & Hypothetical Opinion / Hot Take
๐Ÿ“ PXL_20250709_230656069 ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Interviewer โ†’ Guest
Okay, I got one more question. Two if you're willing. What's something that you would pretend to like?
Yeah. Sure.
๐Ÿ Beyoncรฉ & Music ๐Ÿค” Absurd & Hypothetical ๐Ÿ’ฌ Social Commentary Opinion / Hot Take
๐Ÿ“ PXL_20250712_072647210 ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Interviewer โ†’ Guest
What's something up here?
If they're already there, then they must be invited by some kind of way. If not, you have to find their way out. If they stay, then they must be there for a reason. In your house. Spouse in your house. Good point. Like a mouse, you don't want to see them, but a spouse, okay, if you find them in yourโ€ฆ
๐Ÿ’• Relationships & Dating ๐Ÿค” Absurd & Hypothetical ๐Ÿ“š Books & Reading Opinion / Hot Take
๐Ÿ“ PXL_20250712_072647210 ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Interviewer โ†’ Guest
Diddy R. Kelly and Tyler Perry are going down, have gone down, or are they about to go down? But my question to you is, who's next?
If you ask yourself, then you're guilty. I don't know that much pop culture.
โญ Pop Culture & Celebrities ๐Ÿค” Absurd & Hypothetical ๐Ÿ’ฌ Social Commentary Opinion / Hot Take
๐Ÿ“ PXL_20250712_072647210 ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Interviewer โ†’ Guest
If all women in the world disappeared, what would be the first problem that men ran into?
Oh, assholes. Assholes. Facts.
๐Ÿค” Absurd & Hypothetical ๐Ÿ’ฌ Social Commentary Hypothetical Scenario
๐Ÿ“ PXL_20250712_072647210 ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Interviewer โ†’ Guest
Throw in the blank. Happy women have... The best female role model is?
I wish a woman would understand about... Man, this is... I love this shit. I wish one thing a woman could understand about a man. Yep. Hmm. Or less of words. Or lack of words. Or silence. Or silence.
๐Ÿค” Absurd & Hypothetical Opinion / Hot Take
๐Ÿ“ PXL_20250713_014022912 ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Interviewer โ†’ Guest
But hey, hey, hey. Well, you say it's sad, but what is the benefit of reading? Like why, why do you think reading is?
I feel like reading, like no matter how old you are, it boosts your vocabulary because it's words that we, it don't matter how fucking grown you are. Like you're not going to know every word out here. To be honest, it boosts your vocabulary and reading. Also, like, I feel like it's kind of therapeutโ€ฆ
๐Ÿค” Absurd & Hypothetical ๐Ÿ“š Books & Reading ๐Ÿค– AI & Tech Opinion / Hot Take
๐Ÿ“ PXL_20250713_014022912 ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Interviewer โ†’ Guest
I'm saying?
I will say Zendaya. Okay. I'm not going to lie. I feel like Zendaya is a very beautiful black girl. She's never in no drama. You will never see Zendaya on no freaking headlines and some with anybody, anybody at all. And I feel like that's the way to go. Like you making your bag, you end fucking Hollโ€ฆ
โญ Pop Culture & Celebrities ๐Ÿ’‡ Fashion & Appearance ๐Ÿ’ฐ Work & Money ๐Ÿค” Absurd & Hypothetical ๐Ÿ“š Books & Reading ๐Ÿ’ฌ Social Commentary Opinion / Hot Take
๐Ÿ“ PXL_20250713_032201925 ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Interviewer โ†’ Guest
The last thing you want to hear is... It looks all right. Before they get started?
If you don't like it, you don't have to pay for it. Wait, I already changed it with the money.
๐Ÿ’ฐ Work & Money ๐Ÿ“š Books & Reading ๐Ÿค– AI & Tech ๐Ÿค” Absurd & Hypothetical Opinion / Hot Take
๐Ÿ“ PXL_20250714_174813596 ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Interviewer โ†’ Guest
These are the facts. Alright, if all the women in the world disappeared, what would be the first problem that men ran into?
Probably being too messy and not having someone to clean up after them.
๐Ÿค” Absurd & Hypothetical ๐Ÿ’ฌ Social Commentary Opinion / Hot Take
๐Ÿ“ PXL_20250714_174813596 ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Interviewer โ†’ Guest
Fill in the blank. I just broke up with my girl because her favorite team is... Why the Packers?
No, that was my ex-girlfriend's favorite team.
๐Ÿ’• Relationships & Dating ๐Ÿˆ NFL & Sports ๐Ÿค” Absurd & Hypothetical Hypothetical Scenario
๐Ÿ“ PXL_20250714_182231686~2 ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Interviewer โ†’ Guest
During a zombie apocalypse, where is the first place you would go?
Zombie apocalypse. First place I would go.
๐Ÿ’• Relationships & Dating ๐Ÿค” Absurd & Hypothetical Opinion / Hot Take
๐Ÿ“ PXL_20250714_231037747 ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Interviewer โ†’ Guest
All right. Throw in the blank. I just broke up with my girl because her favorite team is?
Panthers. Too much negativity in the house, man. You can't have both. You can't have Panther fans. I mean, if you're in Atlanta, you shouldn't be saying the same thing. I go Sades. Yeah, Sades. Yeah, you got to go to Sades. Oh, that's funny.
๐Ÿ‘ Atlanta & Local ๐Ÿˆ NFL & Sports ๐Ÿค” Absurd & Hypothetical Opinion / Hot Take
๐Ÿ“ PXL_20250716_012607365 ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Interviewer โ†’ Guest
That? Still in the blank. I just broke up with my girl because her favorite team is?
Eagles.
๐Ÿค” Absurd & Hypothetical ๐Ÿˆ NFL & Sports Opinion / Hot Take
๐Ÿ“ PXL_20250716_020142336 ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Interviewer โ†’ Guest
All right, all right, all right, all right. Fill in the blank. I just broke up with my girl because her favorite team is?
Ohio State, for sure.
๐Ÿค” Absurd & Hypothetical ๐Ÿˆ NFL & Sports Hypothetical Scenario
๐Ÿ“ PXL_20250716_020142336 ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Interviewer โ†’ Guest
Yeah, I get it though, I get it. If you could replace Taylor Swift with any other woman, who would you do it?
I mean, Beyonce was just here last night, so I'll throw in Beyonce. So Beyonce in there.
๐Ÿค” Absurd & Hypothetical ๐Ÿ Beyoncรฉ & Music โญ Pop Culture & Celebrities Opinion / Hot Take
๐Ÿ“ PXL_20250716_185218326 ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Interviewer โ†’ Guest
How do you know if you're a football fan or a fan of a team?
Really come from your hometown.
๐Ÿค” Absurd & Hypothetical ๐Ÿˆ NFL & Sports Behavioral
๐Ÿ“ PXL_20250717_011953257 ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Interviewer โ†’ Guest
If all the women in the world disappeared, what would be the first problem that men ran into?
They, I mean, maybe, but I mean, they could have sex with a man, I guess. But it's depending on what they're into.
๐Ÿค” Absurd & Hypothetical ๐Ÿ’ฌ Social Commentary Hypothetical Scenario
๐Ÿ“ PXL_20250718_200943579 ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Interviewer โ†’ Guest
If you are at a Waffle House and a fight breaks out, what do you do next?
I'm gonna get the hell out. I'm gonna leave some money for my bill. Hopefully I got cash. I ain't got time to wait around if I got a car. But I'm gonna get the hell on. You know...
๐Ÿค– AI & Tech ๐Ÿ‘ Atlanta & Local ๐Ÿ’ฐ Work & Money ๐Ÿค” Absurd & Hypothetical Hypothetical Scenario
๐Ÿ“ PXL_20250718_224508168 ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Interviewer โ†’ Guest
If you have to disarm someone, is that still considered human interaction?
No, it's not.
๐Ÿค” Absurd & Hypothetical Hypothetical Scenario
๐Ÿ“ PXL_20250719_035750659 ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Interviewer โ†’ Guest
What does a man have to do to get the Destiny's Child catered treatment?
I mean, sadly, many cases in today's society pay for everything. If they're paying for everything, most women probably would give them Destiny's Child or Destiny's Child. But I would like to say that if a man is just authentically a great person, typically when you're a great person or you're a greaโ€ฆ
๐Ÿ’• Relationships & Dating ๐Ÿ’ฐ Work & Money ๐Ÿ Beyoncรฉ & Music ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ Family & Parenting ๐Ÿ— Food & Cookouts ๐Ÿ’ฌ Social Commentary ๐Ÿค” Absurd & Hypothetical Opinion / Hot Take
๐Ÿ“ PXL_20250719_050813723 ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Interviewer โ†’ Guest
If all the women in the world disappeared, what would be the first problem men would run into?
Fighting each other.
๐Ÿค” Absurd & Hypothetical ๐Ÿ’ฌ Social Commentary Hypothetical Scenario
๐Ÿ“ PXL_20250719_050813723 ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Interviewer โ†’ Guest
Fill in the blank: 'I just broke up with my girl because our favorite team is _____'.
I hate the Titans. The Titans are my least favorite team. So I'm saying Titans.
๐Ÿค” Absurd & Hypothetical ๐Ÿˆ NFL & Sports Hypothetical Scenario
๐Ÿ“ PXL_20250719_050813723 ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Interviewer โ†’ Guest
During a zombie apocalypse, where is the first place you're going?
It slash bunker.
๐Ÿ’• Relationships & Dating ๐Ÿค” Absurd & Hypothetical Opinion / Hot Take
๐Ÿ“ PXL_20250719_051400450 ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Interviewer โ†’ Guest
If you could replace Taylor Swift with any other woman, who would you replace her with?
Somebody that nobody's heard of. I can still...
โญ Pop Culture & Celebrities ๐Ÿ Beyoncรฉ & Music ๐Ÿค” Absurd & Hypothetical Hypothetical Scenario
๐Ÿ“ PXL_20250719_083658711 ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Interviewer โ†’ Guest
What does a man have to do to get the Destiny's Child type of treatment from a woman?
Honestly, fuck with their vibe, got some money in their pocket. You ain't got no money. She not really, you feel me, fucking with you like that, but you got to have some money because everybody know you need some money to live. So you got to have some money, got to have a little bit of motion. You dโ€ฆ
๐Ÿค– AI & Tech ๐Ÿ’• Relationships & Dating ๐Ÿ’ฐ Work & Money ๐Ÿ Beyoncรฉ & Music ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ Family & Parenting ๐Ÿ— Food & Cookouts ๐Ÿค” Absurd & Hypothetical Opinion / Hot Take
๐Ÿ“ PXL_20250719_083658711 ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Interviewer โ†’ Guest
If all the women in the world disappeared, what would be the first problem to arise?
All women in the world disappeared, the first problem was all the niggas on the earth. But if that's not the general question you're asking, I would say if I'm on the world by myself and nobody else with me, then goddamn shit, I'm gonna just be doing everything. I'm gonna have my own private island,โ€ฆ
โ›ช Faith & Religion ๐Ÿค” Absurd & Hypothetical ๐Ÿ’ฌ Social Commentary Hypothetical Scenario
๐Ÿ“ PXL_20250719_211506044 ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Interviewer โ†’ Guest
If you could replace Taylor Swift with any other woman, who would you replace her with?
I don't know. I feel like it'd be cool to shake it up and put a black woman, but it doesn't matter who it is anyway, except Cardi B, not Cardi B. Not Cardi B. Every chick except Cardi B because that's not her place. It's not her place. And it's not the Patriot way. Yeah, he says it's not the Patriotโ€ฆ
โญ Pop Culture & Celebrities ๐Ÿ Beyoncรฉ & Music ๐Ÿค” Absurd & Hypothetical ๐Ÿ’ฌ Social Commentary Hypothetical Scenario
๐Ÿ“ PXL_20250719_231107223 ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Interviewer โ†’ Guest
How many dates should a man expect before receiving a home-cooked meal?
Sure, you fucked up going there and expecting shit. God damn. I can't even, I ain't even got one on there. Like, whenever it's like, if she wants you in her house, bro, like if you that ill, you can get it done in a date, baby. I don't know.
๐Ÿค– AI & Tech ๐Ÿ’• Relationships & Dating ๐Ÿ— Food & Cookouts โ›ช Faith & Religion ๐Ÿค” Absurd & Hypothetical Opinion / Hot Take
๐Ÿ“ PXL_20250720_053855901 ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Interviewer โ†’ Guest
Who is the best running back in the NFL not named Saquon Barkley or Derrick Henry?
Oh shit that's actually a good question right there. I'll say if you could say healthy. This is just me being a bias Ravens fan. Gus Edwards. Oh wow. Yeah if he could say healthy he was dangerous before he broke his knee. Yeah. It was rookie season. He really was. I feel like coming back full strengโ€ฆ
๐Ÿค” Absurd & Hypothetical ๐Ÿˆ NFL & Sports Opinion / Hot Take
๐Ÿ“ PXL_20250720_231010610 ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Interviewer โ†’ Guest
I just broke, fill in the blank. I just broke up with my girl because her favorite team is the Taylor's. You watch football?
here. All right. Best SEC football team. Hey, you know, we just go with Carolina. We can do that.
๐Ÿค” Absurd & Hypothetical ๐Ÿˆ NFL & Sports Hypothetical Scenario
๐Ÿ“ PXL_20250721_053422509 ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Interviewer โ†’ Guest
How do you know if you're a fan of a team?
I would say if you grow up with them or if you're a fan, if you have to enjoy them for 10, 15 years, but say you move to a city and you kind of get stuck watching them every day or every week, and that's your team that you get to watch, then you're a fan. If you like them, it doesn't mean you have tโ€ฆ
๐Ÿค” Absurd & Hypothetical ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ Family & Parenting ๐Ÿˆ NFL & Sports Behavioral
๐Ÿ“ PXL_20250721_190151289 ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Interviewer โ†’ Guest
in the world disappeared, what would be the first problem to come up?
have sex with each other. The same sex. And that's a problem. Terrible problem. The power has been
๐Ÿ’ฌ Social Commentary ๐Ÿค” Absurd & Hypothetical Opinion / Hot Take
๐Ÿ“ PXL_20250721_205026192 ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Interviewer โ†’ Guest
I got one more thing to ask of you. If you could pull out your phone and go to YouTube. Oh, actually, before you say that, do you have any social media you want us to shout out?
I guess y'all can follow. I guess all my platforms.
๐ŸŽฎ Hobbies & Interests ๐Ÿค” Absurd & Hypothetical Opinion / Hot Take
๐Ÿ“ PXL_20250722_202402445 ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Interviewer โ†’ Guest
What if I'm in a chair? Yeah, I mean in the chair or in the shop. You know what I mean?
you gotta weigh, that's even worse. Right. If I'm in a chair and they tell me, oh, I gotta get up, do it with him first. Oh, yeah, no, that's that's a problem. Right. Alright. Somebody paid me for my
๐Ÿค– AI & Tech ๐Ÿ’‡ Fashion & Appearance ๐Ÿ’ฐ Work & Money ๐Ÿค” Absurd & Hypothetical Personal Experience
๐Ÿ“ PXL_20250722_202402445 ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Interviewer โ†’ Guest
What's the worst thing about people that move to Atlanta?
We're here from Atlanta, and you're not up to all your game. You haven't dealt with women. It's like a 20 to one ratio. It is a crazy ratio. Yeah. All my clients maybe is women. Anything I be dealing with business, talking about buying houses or anything, be trying to talk to a woman. So if a lot ofโ€ฆ
๐Ÿ‘ Atlanta & Local ๐Ÿ’ฐ Work & Money ๐Ÿค” Absurd & Hypothetical Opinion / Hot Take
๐Ÿ“ PXL_20250722_202402445 ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Interviewer โ†’ Guest
wings?
It was like $45. So just imagine if you had about $25, $8, $100 for me.
๐Ÿ’ฐ Work & Money ๐Ÿค” Absurd & Hypothetical Opinion / Hot Take
๐Ÿ“ PXL_20250722_214336778( Done Bandana Red) ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Interviewer โ†’ Guest
Okay. So the power has been out for four hours with no explanation. What would you do next?
So anytime something's powerful, you're gonna need some, what you call it, a flesh light, some candles. And try not to panic, you know, too bad, you know. That makes sense. Name some things that you wish men understood about women. The issues that they go through and try not to be too much judgmentaโ€ฆ
๐Ÿ’ฐ Work & Money ๐Ÿค” Absurd & Hypothetical Opinion / Hot Take
๐Ÿ“ PXL_20250723_034338852 (DONE) ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Interviewer โ†’ Guest
Are you single? No. Are you above the age of 35?
say is blank. Shit. Yeah, that's a good one. That's a good one. Name something you never want your kids to see on your social media. Probably me drinking. I don't drink anymore, but if there's
๐ŸŽฎ Hobbies & Interests ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ Family & Parenting ๐Ÿค” Absurd & Hypothetical Personal Experience
๐Ÿ“ PXL_20250724_213730837 ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Interviewer โ†’ Guest
They do. If you could, scan that code and follow our social media. But before, but oh, God, where am I going?
You have a little journey. Okay.
๐ŸŽฎ Hobbies & Interests ๐Ÿค” Absurd & Hypothetical โ›ช Faith & Religion Opinion / Hot Take
๐Ÿ“ PXL_20250724_233734300 ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Interviewer โ†’ Guest
All right. Are you single? Are you older than the age of 35?
I'm thinking about like if you're already crying and they're like I'm gonna give you something to cry
๐Ÿค” Absurd & Hypothetical ๐Ÿ“š Books & Reading Opinion / Hot Take
๐Ÿ“ PXL_20250724_233734300 ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Interviewer โ†’ Guest
Scary right? Yes. What?
hood in atlanta she said throw the whole city away the whole city hood let's just start over what does a man have to do to get catered to you treatment i guess if you want if the command is to me i'll pay this when we get home but if he wants to be like you know pampered or whatever he has he has toโ€ฆ
๐Ÿค– AI & Tech ๐Ÿ’• Relationships & Dating ๐Ÿ— Food & Cookouts ๐Ÿค” Absurd & Hypothetical ๐Ÿ’ฐ Work & Money ๐Ÿ‘ Atlanta & Local Opinion / Hot Take
๐Ÿ“ PXL_20250725_004733328 ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Interviewer โ†’ Guest
You know what i'm saying?
They hate that. I feel that see how they did cam newton. Yep. That's scc football team george bulldogs That's running back in the league not named saquon or derrick henry uh Agreed agreed Don't know blank. I just broke up with my girl. Yeah, because her favorite team is the saints
๐Ÿˆ NFL & Sports ๐Ÿค– AI & Tech ๐Ÿค” Absurd & Hypothetical Opinion / Hot Take