together. I mean, like, what do you do with your best friend?
but he's attended two ditty parties in the last two years. Yeah, no. That's insane. All right. He's perfect in every way, but you think he's below average smart. Just a little bit.
Yes. He's perfect in every way, but his ex was famous. His ex is famous?
awesome. Ladies, you can do me a favor right here. There should be like a little purple sheet of paper. If you can scan that right there, you ladies have any social media. I want to shout it out. Yeah. Go ahead and scream out that. Throw out those socials.
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Perfect in every way, but they attended two ditty parties in the last two years. I don't know if I can talk to you for a little bit. Perfect in every way, but he's a virgin.
It's been fun. Wait, how much of this has been recorded?
Well, I'm older right now. It's okay. You're like, Hey, let's cut it right here. I'm cool with that. No, it's fine. But just that part is that part. I leave that part out. Yeah. No, he's perfect in every way, but he's 25 years older than you.
Oh what? He's gone with the wind. Who is this nigga?
He's not my perfect guy. Let me ask a question about that. Let me ask a question about that. So if he's taking care of you. Taking care of everything you need. Do you really care that he
All right. She's perfect in every way, but the marriage is arranged. So wait, she's perfect in every other way, man. She's just, the marriage is arranged. That's it. Listen, man. We can't do that
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She actively runs her own business. She's perfect in every way, but she's a celebrity masseuse. Perfect in every way, but she always makes more money than you. Perfect in every way, but she has a pet that sleeps in the bed with her. She works closely with Donald Trump. Cut. Cut. She's perfect in eveโฆ
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Okay, he's perfect in every way, but he doesn't believe in God He's perfect in every way, but he never went to college Perfect in every way, but he has a female best friend like a bestie Have they ever hooked up?
So I'm gonna ask y'all a question. Y'all just gotta tell me if you would marry the guy or not. Sound good?
better than your guy. I don't want anybody else talking about marriage. He's mine. He's mine. He wants to be here. He wants to be here. I wanna think about the children. I'm a little shallow and yes you have to think about the children.
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I mean, he's perfect. Every other scenario is perfect. Is that what you need him to be?
If you're 25 years older than me. He's just 25 years older than you. But that means that I'm going to, that means that I'm going to die, like that he's going to die way before me and I'm just going to be old and alone and I'm going to find the herbal medicines. If your man dies at 105,
I got like 10 more questions. Is that okay? Can we do two?
but your dad hates him. Well, my dad's opinion doesn't matter, so that's fine. Hot damn. Yeah, it would be horrible. He's perfect in every way, but he has kids. No, no, I can't. We are too young for you to be doing that. All right, ladies. Thank you. Y'all
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Yeah. I ain't fine. She's a community cheater. I was about to say, like, if my boy can tell me how my girl rolls. But it ain't homie hopping if he was just one of them. He was just a pet. He is, he is. That's true, that's true. He ain't a barber. You can't judge someone based on their pet. Yeah, youโฆ
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