Alright, alright, alright. Tell me how many dates until someone should expect a home-cooked meal. Like if you're the person taking them out on dates, how long should it be till like A?
alright. Respect, respect. Name the difference between a husband and a boyfriend. Why do
๐ค Absurd & Hypothetical๐ Food & Cookouts๐ Relationships & DatingOpinion / Hot Take
Okay. The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders are getting paid $200 an hour this year. Who else should be getting paid that kind of bread?
Most people pretend like these shoes are the long ones because of the trees. Ain't nobody gonna be wearing that for real. That's funny. Well, all right. I appreciate you. If you
๐ Books & Reading๐ค Absurd & Hypothetical๐ค AI & Tech๐ Relationships & Dating๐ฐ Work & Money๐ Fashion & AppearanceOpinion / Hot Take
Girlie, if you look in the back of this here chair, you see a purple sheet in there. If you could scan that code, but before you do that, is there a social media account you would like us to shout out when we put out these videos?
Yeah. 516MAGS, M-A-G-S, on Instagram.
๐ค AI & Tech๐ Fashion & Appearance๐ฎ Hobbies & Interests๐ค Absurd & HypotheticalOpinion / Hot Take
You whoop ass. But I got to move. Oh my. She said you're a terrorizer. And if you raising a son, you definitely have to whoop your child. It ain't no whoop whoop. A pop pop. Okay. Oh child, be still.
๐ค Absurd & Hypothetical๐ค AI & Tech๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ Family & ParentingOpinion / Hot Take
If all the women in the world disappeared, what would be the first problem that men ran into?
I guess they gon' be irritated a lot. I think women bring a lot of peace and calmness to a lot of men. So there's gon' be a lot of men who are irritated. They don't have any company. And I guess men are a good company. But, you know, it's gonna get boring. They're gonna get irritated. They're gonna โฆ
๐ Relationships & Dating๐ค Absurd & Hypothetical๐ฌ Social CommentaryHypothetical Scenario
The power's been out for four hours with no explanation. What do you do next?
I'm opening the door to see if all the power's out for my neighbors. Okay. Just to make sure if it's out for four hours, I'm making sure everybody's is out.
๐ฐ Work & Money๐ค Absurd & HypotheticalOpinion / Hot Take
Yeah, there we go. Okay. And why do men need women?
A wife is submissive, but also holding things down behind the scenes. A girlfriend there to support and, you know, be there for someone to come up. Okay. Okay. If all the women
๐ค Absurd & Hypothetical๐ Relationships & DatingOpinion / Hot Take
Name something you wish men understood about women. Fill in the blank. I just broke up with my girl because her favorite team is?
that's not a body part. Let me see her mind. You can see her mind through her actions because you can tell when a bitch is thrown off and when a bitch ain't thrown off. I mean, you know, that's kind of a gamble to be around a bitch that's thrown off. She looked like she just out of it. Yeah. That's โฆ
What would you do if you found out your ex, sorry, your partner was speaking to their ex?
Oh, God. Well, I wouldn't even say that's a make-believe situation because it's definitely already happened. But what I did when I found that out was hit her up. I basically was just like, bitch, you know, you ain't got no respect for partaking in that. And I told him, you know, I'm not even going tโฆ
๐ฐ Work & Money๐ค Absurd & Hypothetical๐ Relationships & Dating๐ค AI & Tech๐ Books & Readingโช Faith & ReligionPersonal Experience
How do you feel about the process of a dream, an idea, and making it into reality? Like what parts of that do you think you excel at? Or I guess more so, what are your thoughts on that process, like from dream to now it's here?
I would say I think it's like you can have the dream all day long, but unless you're able to really put a plan into action, it's not gonna come to fruition. And sometimes you have to be scrappy about it, sometimes you may not have all the resources, but I think one thing that I've learned is asking โฆ
๐ค Absurd & Hypothetical๐ Relationships & DatingOpinion / Hot Take
Like, yeah, grocery stores exist, but how are you going to cook that? A lot of men aren't taught to cook. If all the men in the world disappeared, what would be the first problem that women ran into?
Yeah, I can see that. The power has been out for four hours with no explanation.
๐ค Absurd & Hypothetical๐ Relationships & Dating๐ฌ Social Commentary๐ฐ Work & Money๐ Food & CookoutsOpinion / Hot Take
Fill in the blank. You are in the barbershop chair, getting your hair cut. The last thing you want to hear your barber say is?
Damn. Something like that. Anything where you think, fuck, what have they done, or how have they fucked up, especially if you're not facing the mirror. Like, if you're facing the mirror, you can kind of like, see a little bit more, and like, hope they've not fucked up too much, but yeah, if your heaโฆ
It's a little scary to go ride over there sometimes. Okay. What does a man have to do to get catered to you treat?
It's pretty simple. It's just be respectful. If you're respectful of me, I will take care of you. But you've got to be respectful of me. You can't be treating me like, and then expect a lot in return.
๐ Relationships & Dating๐ค Absurd & Hypothetical๐ Food & CookoutsOpinion / Hot Take
Divorced. What's the first word that comes to mind when you hear the phrase baby mama? Should you have bought a house by?
That's hard to say. I would probably say if you have to put the age on it, I would say at least by 40. But do it when you got the money. I just bought my first house. And I'm 50.
๐ฐ Work & Money๐ Relationships & Dating๐ค Absurd & HypotheticalOpinion / Hot Take
Um Connections really I wouldn't say too much is like I mean for what I personally think I don't really see it affecting people as far as like a lot of people going to college and Having a major and they're going to their major and they just strive I see a lot of people who go to college and they yoโฆ
๐ฐ Work & Money๐ค Absurd & HypotheticalPersonal Experience
I mean, I'm not saying you gotta go tell them to say what do you think should happen to women that cheat?
Like hey, you're if you cheat as a woman be put on the floor like hey, this is this is wrong What you just did was wrong, but I mean you can't go beat him up. You can't go
๐ Food & Cookouts๐ค Absurd & HypotheticalOpinion / Hot Take
Mm-hmm. Okay. Okay What age should you what age should you have bought a house by?
This might be a weird like look on it, but I feel like I love my daughter. You know, I'm saying like my daughter's really like my best friend I feel like the fact that you would be able to have these type of relationships Choose not to you know, I don't know if no one can tell you or do you If I if โฆ
๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ Family & Parenting๐ค Absurd & Hypothetical๐ค AI & Tech๐ฐ Work & Money๐ Relationships & DatingOpinion / Hot Take
If you guys say yes, I will still be with her. Or no, I wouldn't be with her. Perfect in every way, but she average with you. Everywhere you go, half of them look better than your girl.
I mean, of course, it needs to be held accountable. We shouldn't be doing that. But like, what's a good punishment for that?
if the father doesn't want to give them to the grandparents, I don't know. But I guess part of his answer was, I think his answer really, it was kind of an emotional answer, it was just clear. Part of it, I think is like, he's like, hey, give me my kids back so I can raise them. And the other part iโฆ
๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ Family & Parenting๐ค Absurd & Hypothetical๐ค AI & TechOpinion / Hot Take
To the children, they shouldn't be in a relationship. But what should happen? Yeah, if you're a mom that's willing to talk bad about your child's father to the child, what should happen to her?
I think you should not be in that relationship if you're talking shit about your significant other to your child. That makes sense. Yeah. So I guess pass. I'm thinking like a little like electric shots like go through my every time you talk about talk bad about your dad is lazy. Oh, if I could actuaโฆ
๐ฐ Work & Money๐ Relationships & Dating๐ค Absurd & Hypothetical๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ Family & ParentingOpinion / Hot Take
Y'all need to put some signals up, you know what I'm saying?
Literally. Like, if you're going, you gotta know how to maneuver Atlanta streets. You don't know how to maneuver Atlanta streets, man. You can't be in Atlanta.
๐ค Absurd & Hypothetical๐ Atlanta & LocalOpinion / Hot Take
Yes. He's perfect in every way, but his ex was famous. His ex is famous?
awesome. Ladies, you can do me a favor right here. There should be like a little purple sheet of paper. If you can scan that right there, you ladies have any social media. I want to shout it out. Yeah. Go ahead and scream out that. Throw out those socials.
๐ฎ Hobbies & Interestsโญ Pop Culture & Celebrities๐ค Absurd & HypotheticalOpinion / Hot Take
So I'm gonna ask y'all a question. Y'all just gotta tell me if you would marry the guy or not. Sound good?
better than your guy. I don't want anybody else talking about marriage. He's mine. He's mine. He wants to be here. He wants to be here. I wanna think about the children. I'm a little shallow and yes you have to think about the children.
๐ค Absurd & Hypothetical๐ Relationships & Dating๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ Family & ParentingOpinion / Hot Take