📚 Barkley Corpus

Whatever you need to be perfect every way. He's just a virgin. Okay. He's perfect in every way, but he's attended to Diddy parties in the last two years. Yeah. No, you're gonna be right along with Diddy right behind Martin with me. He's perfect in every way, but you think he's below average smart. I…

but you think they're just a little below average smart. That's tricky because if I believe that they're perfect in every way. That's the only thing that got wrong is like you're just not. Oh I mean yes. Intelligence is like objective. That's why I'm saying it's what you think. You know a little bel…

I'm just gonna keep eating my meal.

I feel like as a woman, it's like, you know, the meals and the courting, you know. Okay. But in general, I feel like it should be fun. There should be no pressure or expectations. Understood. Yeah.

we got lightning round. Let's get into it. So

It's not fun, guys.

I don't think it has a definitive date. I would say probably 25.

Comfortability. You get comfortable.

I would like him to help prepare ingredients, but I actually do really like to cook. So maybe yes, yeah.

All right. She's perfect in every way, but the marriage is arranged. So wait, she's perfect in every other way, man. She's just, the marriage is arranged. That's it. Listen, man. We can't do that

better than your guy. I don't want anybody else talking about marriage. He's mine. He's mine. He wants to be here. He wants to be here. I wanna think about the children. I'm a little shallow and yes you have to think about the children.

Yeah, at Play Date Shay. It's P-L-A-Y-D, the number A-C-H-A-N-O-N-D.

They should get them to reevaluation because why are you trying to make understand like you've had your relationship with your baby dad that's fine but if your baby dad isn't harming your child or y'all child let me rephrase that. Y'all child they just trying to be there for the kid and you're just …

Uh I feel like I feel like two skills. Knowing how to turn the house into a home like at the end of the day. Knowing how to be there and make sure your family is a family. Like I ain't gonna say it all depends on you but you are you are the rock of the home. If it wasn't for you if y'all have kids t…

Right. It makes me want to go grocery shopping.

I would say they sort of make them feel more comfortable as soft as ice.

Find a fucking explanation. Find an explanation.

speak with my big mother. I understand. Name the top reason men get married. No, I know what I'm saying. That's crazy. I wouldn't be surprised. But no, some men, because they can't cook or some men just want to settle down. You know, who the woman is and who the man is. The man is like, they want st…

drugs. I mean. That was the question for Still. Back in the day, using a quantity. I would say internet as well. If you a real person on the street. We cold. We gay.

I'll answer this one because I cook. If you like the man, cook it up.

My thing is, first date. If you like a man like that, you get to cook. Because if you can't cook,

cooking, but I can cook, y'all. No, I'm saying like too. We just spoke about this the other day,

I don't, I really, I don't remember I cooked, but I ended up cooking up a phone like that, but it picked up to something. So can't cook, you're not going to pick a man for you. So that man. Because who's going to be outside, eating all day and you should not be eating outside.

title too. Yes, I understand. You got a ring. One is not on paper. One is on paper, but it's assets that come up alone. So it's like now like you're sharing everything. Like when you talk about, all right, yeah, you kind of know how you want to do this. But everything is like split amongst each othe…

She's perfect in every way, but she expects you to cook, clean, and have sex every day.

I mean, his ex, he used to date this person. That's not his best friend, and they go like, none of that. We ain't doing that. He's perfect in every way, but he doesn't cherish you. He's perfect in every way, but he eats wings with a knife and a fork. I'm sorry. That took me off guard.

A little kid.

Coffee shop. Dating apps.

don't trust AI to do yet. Name the most important aspect of a great marriage. First thing you think

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