What's the first thing you spend your money on after getting paid? What's the 2025 American dream? What should happen to fathers who don't take care of their kids?
Joe, that motherfucker. If you know you was a motherfucker piece of shit, you shouldn't be out here having no kids. You know you a piece of shit.
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What should happen to women that talk bad about their baby's father to the baby?
He or she, man, if your parent, mother, if your mother talking bad about your father. When you get older, ask that man about this. I can't say what should happen to her.
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I'll bring some chicken. Top reason a man cheats, top reason a woman cheats. If Tyler Perry's life was the title of one of his movies, which tile would you pick?
That's one of his best movies, dude.
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It's like, hey, you're about to, you're messed up now. Now it's time for a little physical discipline. Okay, I will say?
Yeah, last thing you're going to say before it happens. Okay, don't do this again and something like that. Don't do wrong stuff. That makes sense. Alright, fill in the blank.
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Oh, I'm gathering candles and water. Period. Right now, I'm a part of the We Do Not Care Club. Y'all need to know what the We Do Not Care Club is. It's women that are going through perimenopausal and menopause and y'all need to know that we get older and we do not care. We don't know. We do not careโฆ
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Where is the best place to find your Jay-Z to your Beyoncรฉ?
I don't want a Jay-Z. Yeah, I don't want a Jay-Z. If you find out where I can find a Jay-Z, let me know so I can avoid it. Avoid it, yeah. He was waiting. 18. That key with the good hair is still around.
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How would you describe people who don't like Beyoncรฉ?
No, I think that people that don't like Beyonce, they don't understand her. I think people don't understand. They just don't understand her. And I think that a lot of people don't like her because of how popular she is, but they don't understand the struggles that she's had to go through and I thinkโฆ
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If all women in the world disappeared, what would be the first problem?
I mean, honestly, I think some dude is going to want to get his rocks off pretty quick. So he's going to have some issues with that. But I mean, taking care of the kids that all these women left behind is also about to be an immediate problem. I think that's pretty solid answers.
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I feel like, yeah, I feel like no later than, you know, I feel like the average age people think is like 18 to 22, probably. But I feel like the longest you could be saying is about 24, 25. Then you definitely got to figure something out. Like, if you're in school, you shouldn't have a roommate by tโฆ
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I just need you to scan that or take it to the YouTube channel. If you could subscribe to the channel, that would bring me a whole lot of joy and it helps me out. You feel me?
I'm drawing a blank on this one. I really don't know. Something that people pretend. I can't think of anything on that one. That's horrible. I can't.
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Tell me, good son, how many dates until a man should expect a home-cooked meal?
In this microwave society that we live in, it'd be a miracle if you could put out the other party getting impatient. My personal recommendation, date for at least 90 days before-
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During a zombie apocalypse, where would you go first?
First place I'm going It's a great question There's the more isolated you are the less resources you have More densely populated it is the more problems you have I'd probably say I still need the resources. I'm gonna stay where it's populated and deal with what comes with that Okay
What would you do if your best friend acted out like Kanye in public and got jumped?
Yeah, I'm fighting back now. Now, if it's a 101, okay, you got your round, but if it's jumping, I'm going to have to jump in, too. All right. Call me Corbin Blue.
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I just need y'all to tell me if you would marry this dude with just one problem. He's a perfect guy, but just one problem. We got it?
He's perfect in every way, but he never went to college. He's perfect in every other way. He perfect in every way, but he has a female best friend. All the rest of that stuff is exactly the way you want it to be.
Hey that's good. I mean it's more so like what is the worst thing that your kids could see but I like if you're like hey I ain't got no secrets. I ain't doing nothing like that. I'm good.
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inevitably end up hurting us anyway. That makes sense. All right fill in the blank. I just broke up with my girl because her favorite team is. Hey it's cool it's cool you don't watch anything it's fine it's fine I get that I totally get that. All right name the most attractive part
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for you type thing. All right. What is the number one thing a Karen does?
Top difference. A wife is going to make sure your home is a girlfriend. She's going to do what you want. What she's going to do. When she wants to do it. It does not matter. Okay. If all the women in
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the world disappeared, what would be the first problem that men ran into?
single thing. Cooking, cleaning, kids. They would not know how to function. Everything. Okay. I'll
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So it's pretty good. Okay. What's the biggest benefit from reading?
blank. Happy women have happy lives. Name the best female role model. A good one. For me, I would say Mary J. Blige. Michelle Obama would be second. Queen Latifah would be the rounded
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Red cups to hide the baby oil. What is the best place to find a spouse?
Racetrack. Fuck wood trip. Racetrack. Don't make us be in there with no jobs, baby. No construction, fucking workers. Bad apartment. Racetrack, boo. Race fucking track. If you fuck with 12, don't fuck with 12, but I'm seeing some Cubans. Racetrack.
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Fuck. What's the worst hood to be caught in in Atlanta?
We're really indicated, too. All the motherfuckers. Any hood that's hood, basically fuck you talking about. I don't know which one. If you ain't from around here, you got to go up under the Project Pack. Get the fuck around here.
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